Webm thread

>probably a millennial
so youre either a fucking old man or an underaged faggot that shouldnt be on Veeky Forums in the first place.

MULLENIULLLLLSSSSSS

M-MASAKA!!

or if you had the common sense to check the catalogue

i fucken hate this goddamn webm

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>ipad
lol faggot

lol Their pump will burn up.

doggo swoops in to bamboozle the bamboozler

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Is this a chili con carne fountain?

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I wonder how they taste, doesnt look like they season them at all

welcome to the ck webm thread chinaman hour

This skirted between vulgar, gross, and arousing for a little bit, but it immediately just went into corny. I hope that's what they were trying to do and the first part wasn't just an accident.

They could at least bash their head in first.
Why do only whites feel empathy with animals?

Probably. Working banquets sucks sometimes. With wealthier clientele you have to babysit their dumbasses because they think they know better. Inheriting money does not mean you should try to thin out the fountain with your bottled water.

haha

because they lost contact with them, your forefather didn't feel the empaty you talk about and still lived amongst animals

Yeah stupid 30 year olds haha they’re so dumb

>natives shitposting on ck

smdh

>Why do only whites feel empathy with animals?
There are animal welfare movements in Asia and I know a part of it has to do with basic living standards for people being better, but I've always wondered if it had anything to do with white people more often keeping cows for milk. Indians and Africans keep cows for milk and it seems like the ones who do this also have more empathy with wanting to protect cows. Keeping the animal alive and healthy so it can keep producing milk might form a sense of empathy.

>your forefather didn't feel the empaty
How do you know?

oral tradition

Here we go

I have an anal tradition with your mom, BIRCH

This guy cuts onions like a fucking retard

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He does everything like a retard, he has 0 dexterity

Good news, user

Tomato American?

You mean Aztecs? He doesn't look Mexican. And Mexicans didn't invent pizza.

If any meat is raw other than steak it's immediately jack

You are just a wealth of knowledge. Have you ever considered teaching, or eating fucking poison?

>not enjoying the delicacy that is jelly-filled medium rare chicken
are you absolutely shitting me right now, lad?

cyanide is a great almond substitute give it a try

>tfw Ja/ck/ makes you come in close

thats the ugliest knife ive ever seen

I don't get it

Well for one thing that's Pizza Pizza so it's Canada

pretty sure they coated them in salt in the webm

>he puts the corndog into cold oil

is that refried beans?

>inheriting money
commie found :^)

I think it might be chili. Either way I wanna skull fuck the mother fucker who thought was this okay.

What is that?

Ok realtalk to everyone ITT, this is a chocolate fountain that screwed up because somehow water got inside the fountain so the chocolate comes out like chunky poop.

Much to our entertainment.

respect your elders, feggit

I thought that was pancake batter. It could have been interesting.
You made me sad.
I am sad now.

I can smell mackerel. What have you done to me?

Seriously, I want to go broil some god damned chubs.

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the seasoning is suffering

>Devilish

is this Japanese Mexican fusion or some shit?

bullshit, neck yourself

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>OMG how could other people be so mean to others?
>Bullshit neck yourself!
>Literally "they're evil when they do it, I'm justified when I do it"

The power of modern millennial empathy, ladies and gentlemen

>edit: oh wow I've never gotten over 1000 upvotes before haha!
>edit: thanks for the gold!

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I'm absolutely for leaving your money and belongings to your children or whoever you want. But any able-bodied adult should have to work 6 months before being issued anything to give them perspective on life. Also, regardless of the amount, inheritance tax should be illegal. You are double-taxing income

good webm

Like for fucks sake dude

the scissors were my fav part

>all those knife lines in the cheese
dishonorable.

Literally what in the fuck is this shit and why do they use shells for everything
Is this some Mexican-Demolition Man-seafood fusion cooking

ameriga

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>moving all those little bits in the beginning
JUST FUCKING BRUSH THEM AWAY
fuck I love/hate Jack.

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what the fuck am I watching

I loved that episode

What the fuck is going on? What is that white shit and how does it turn solid?

>put hand on floor to do handstand
>go back to touching dough
Fucking neanderthal

The surface is cold, not hot.
He's making ice cream.

It's a practice pizza, not real food. Do you think actual dough would stay that same exact size and shape after all that twirling?

>surface is cold
Huh that's neat.

Why is be putting a burger in it? Is it like flavorless ice cream or is that shit vanilla with nasty chunks of burger in it?

It's easier to attract attention with bullshit than with actually good cooking, sadly.

Idk I'm not Italian

That poor Shun..

>proceeds to boil lobster

eh,if you're born into money and have no fucking idea what to do with it you'll end up broke in no time

yeah, that must be why "old money" is a myth

those people are actually taught what to do though

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nice

Based eggposter

I'll have a pepperoni, hold the sweat and grime.

How does a grown man fuck up this poorly? How has he survived for the past 50 years? Darwin's theory has been disproved with this one.

It's like godzilla's tail at the end of the film.

Crab meat with sauce made of more crab and molted cheese.