ITT: Foods that gatekeepers label as "childish" but are actually fucking delicious
Fried PBJ's are amazing.
A really good hot dog. Natural casing. Mustard and onions.
Add a bowl of hot tomato soup and you got yourself a good ass meal.
what is a gatekeeper?
you're not a real fan of cooking unless you use this $500 Japanese knife
if you don't watch kurosawa films you can't say you like movies
that sort of shit
Tasty but too many calories for what it is.
Fuckin mac and cheese; that shit's my comfort food.
Put a layer of bread crumbs on top and you have my kryptonite
Brit food is so shit-tier
That's just lazy
That's not childish, that's just shitty
It's better than you'd think, our baked beans aren't in any way similar to what you'd eat in the US.
Mention a PBJ over here and they'd either ask what it is or think that sounds like a disgusting combination.
Don't assume everyone's a burger
Literally every other submission so far is US food.
people eating food from other countries in the 21st century
Would you believe me if I told you unfrosted has just the same amount of calories as frosted?
the 10/10 qt3.14 on me floor is cooking cupcakes
my room is right next to the kitchen
tfw my room smells like chocolate cupcakes and all I can think of is her
and her low v-neck tits
And here's my contriboot
It should be an international law to serve these at every bar
oh I'm sorry we'd have to call it by it's regional name, A slutty nutty and bloody berry butty.
You fuckheads put frenchfries between pieces of bread and call that shit good, fuck off with your shit opinons
IE insane and inane pretentious faggots
what are you, one of those grilled chicken wing faggots?
Put your poptarts in the freezer for a bit before eating them if you want to be a real hero.
nope nope nope
Fried or die
Anyway are biscuits for kids?
I guess they did want fried
PB&J is basically a pastry. How did I eat those foe lunch for so long? Oh yeah, because I was a child.
implying you can't be a healthy adult and eat pastries on a regular basis
As long as the rest of your diet is relatively healthy and you get a decent amount of exercise you can have your cake and eat it too.
my grandmother would beat the christ out of you over that comment about biscuits. those biscuits are the food of gods
Yes. People stuck on Oscar Meyer or worse their whole lives don't understand. A hot dog is a sausage and there's no reason it has to be the shittiest quick bite you eat all year.
A nice hot dog with the snap of a natural casing, with a warm bun and fresh onions and mustard is perfect. Thank you.
PB&J is great but I can't stand the normal stuff.
Dave's Bread + Natural Peanutbutter + Jam (or sugar free Jam if you don't care about splenda) is great with coffee. The wonderbread and jiff and jelly is way too sweet.
Damn that was satisfying to watch
fuck the memes, chicken tenders are delicious and no amount of /r9k/ autism can take that away from me
Not really, it's impossible to sell most US produce in Europe because of the ridiculous low standards of the FCC.
Hersheys can't even legally be labelled as chocolate.
fuck yeah brotha I love me some tendies
the ridiculous low standards of the FCC
Oh please, a fuckton of european products can't even be designated as X when they haven't been made in the immediate surroundings of an incredibly small Y area.
Some kind of middle ground would be in order.
You sure about that champ?
Okay so I know this is a little weird, but instead of onions I use some green bell peppers I fry a little with butter, it sounds a bit gross but it's so nice
holy god, i just threw up from that.
Well done steak with ketchup.
inb4 hurr durr u must consume nasty raw meat with blood to be real man! Ketchup is for babbys!
This gave me weird almost painful tingly feelings in my legs. Is there a word for that?
I didn't even know this was a thing. That looks fucking delicious.
Hands got sweaty, heart beating faster . . . all the nope I've had, have, and will ever have. Hell fuck no.
Darwinism at its finest
Back up for a real delight
any chicken not made into tendies is a chicken wasted
That actually sounds tasty as fuck
not extra crunchy PB&J
agreed, although that's more of a man's meal
Fuck no, good biscuits are a treasure
What the fuck is that shit
How are people forgetting pig in a blanket? Shit's fucking great
doesn't know about hotdish
you are a faggot please kys
expecting me to know about some snow nigger dish that most likely sucks
you're an even bigger faggot than me and you know it
hasn't even tried it
remember user, horizontal wrist cut for attention, vertical wrist cut for results. end it.
hurr durr kill your self XD1!!1!!
this minnesota(canada) dish isn't shit trust me!!!
I'm from New Orleans, I don't have to try it, I know it is a lot worse than anything I have tried
lives in Nigger Shitleans
lives in canda
Yeah same buddy, also New Orleans is bigger than the French Quarter you snow nigger
tendies are inferior to dino nuggies
work at safeway as courtousy clerk in high school
walk aroud store with broom and dustpan sweeping the floors.
knock a pizza lunchables on the floor when no ones looking.
sweep it into dustpan
walk into the bathroom and eat pizza lunchables
Im 34 now and i’ll still eat me up too many dem pizza lunchables.
that's fucking hilarious you degenerate thief
those are tasty as fuck
one of those is the same price as a frozen pizza
I know you're stealing them but fuck
I know. It was truely the perfect crime. I only talk about it now Because statute the limitations has expired.
not doing both
Your granny likes cocks in her ass.
my granny likes cock everywhere apparently. she had 10 kids... and is white. kek
What about diagonal
Not gross at all bruh it's better than ketchup
I always hated this garbage, even as a kid. What's the point of a pizza that hasn't even been cooked? I can understand cold leftover pizza but this shit is just awful.
How the the fuck are verticals wrist slit meant to be better. I mean you would literally have to follow the whole vain down the arm, slicing it with surgical perfection.
One deep cut across the wrist, or better the forearm would expose many more arteries, hence quicker blood loss...
On topic sausage in bread is top tier comfy
good quality dog with onions, spicy mustard, and a bit of saurkraut
love me a good hot dog
Those mini donuts were a serious problem for me in my freshman year of college.
I think I gained 5 pounds alone off the little fuckers just because they were only $1.50 in my dorm's vending machine.
Horizontal cuts require sawing through tendons to puncture an artery, and it will take much longer to bleed out. Vertical cuts will kill you much more quickly and cleanly.
Why do people mass reply like this? "This", "I agree" and variations thereupon don't suddenly become worthy contributions if you're mass replying. It's a shite way to respond to a single post and it's even more shite directed towards multiple posts.
what's worse is that the people doing it genuinely don't realise that they're shitposting.
Looks like a black person, big coon lips smiling, looking sus to his right
I want him to fall reeeeeee
This. Been craving one for weeks.
Had filet tonight was great. Thought about a chili dog a few hours later. Fml
Dude, at the poor people's shopping places you can get the bags for that much. Do you live in Canada or the west coast or some shit?
The new normie reddit bacon tier food meme. When will it end?
I'm from bong land, what does a peanut butter & jelly sandwich taste like?
I presume over here I'd use jam or marmalade?
no black pepper
no Worcestershire sauce
no grated cheese
Are you even British?
vending machines hike the prices like crazy, esopecially on college campuses because they know the students have no other option
It tastes like peanut butter and jam, are you that fucking dense?
Pigs in a blanket were dopeness. I remember waiting for hours it seemed for my dad to make those. I was still eating Kids Cuisine and wasn't even potty trained yet.
You have taste my user. Your tastebuds must be proud.
When I was in 4th grade I come up with a Paco, a pizza taco, from that exact lunchables. Then I was given some Paco jeans or something and lost my mind thinking someone stole my million dollar idea. Remember the fucking nacho ones!?? I remember the first time I mixed the cheese and sauce together and started stacking more than one nacho, I felt like a king...
Then I got to the point that I was able to stack the ham/turkey, cheese, and make like two sammiches of three layers and realized it was time to move onto bigger sammiches. That was the end of me and lunchables, until I was fired from my job junior year in hs for skipping work to eat lunchables as dinner with my ex on her birthday at the empty airfield where we fucked.
I want to know more though. Like how do the flavours mix? Do they contrast giving two different flavour journies, or do they combine to make an entirely new sensation? How does the thickness of peanut butter mix in with the goopy syrupiness of the jam as they meet your saliva and your tongue? How does it feel when you put your dick between the slices and let the peanut butter and jam squish back and fourth, coating your cock while making noises as you thrust back and fourth? Does the white bread add to the overall sweetness or does it act as a seperator to isolate the flavours?
There are so many things I need to know user
Yeah I know it. Around campus the prices (not just in the vending machines) at the nearby CVS, Hucks, and everywhere else really including all places like Steak n Shake and panda Express - prices are hiked up around 200-300% and people honestly think that buying a meal plan is the affordable solution to paying for purposefully increased price food that is the same portion size for everyone.
tfw half gallon if milk is $3.50
when hot pockets are almost $6
It depends on what jam you use, but it's basically like a fruit and nut bar but softer, pastier, and slightly sweeter.
White bread is associated with it but it's a pleb choice, ideally you should use a nutty, fibrous bread like multigrain or oatmeal.
Also, consume with a glass of whole milk, Always.
Not mixing the peanut butter and jelly before spreading it on the sandwich
Dirtying up a bowl to make a couple of these is honestly worth it in every way, added bonus, the jelly won't soak through the bread if you're making them to eat later
Calories were invented by the jews so they could sell you weight loss programs and fad diets.
Peanut butter was originally paired with a diverse set of foods, such as pimento, cheese, celery, watercress, and toasted crackers. In a Good Housekeeping article published in May 1896, a recipe "urged homemakers to use a meat grinder to make peanut butter and spread the result on bread." The following month, the culinary magazine Table Talk published a "peanut butter sandwich recipe. In the early 1900s, this sandwich was adopted down the class structure as the price of peanut butter dropped. It became popular with children by the 1920s as manufacturers began adding sugar to the peanut butter. Since World War II, both peanut butter and jelly were found on US soldiers' military ration list
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with white bread, two tablespoons each of peanut butter and strawberry jelly, provides 27% of a person's Recommended Daily Intake of fat and 22% of their calories.
While roughly 50% of the calories are from fat, most of them come from monounsaturated fat and polyunsaturated fats, which have been linked positively with heart health.
I rarely have a pb&j anymore, but when I do I have it on a croissant from the bakery I work at.
Fucking fresh chocolate croissant+peanut butter+jelly has been my fucking jam lately.
Also, raspberry best j
Actually seen a mongoloid on this board gatekeeping pizza as if your a child for eating it. Maybe just workout a little and you can make your soyboy diet more flexible?
My rent's out the fucking roof but at least I have one of these on every block.
I know what I'm eating today.
Gas prices were invented by the jews so Hitler couldn't gas them anymore
fucking hell bro
No matter how many times I eat it and love it, I always think I'm going to be disappointed by it. Rice pudding is great.
Similarly, a creamy, nutmeg-gy pot of hot custard.
You don't leave the basement much, do you?
I want to make pb&j with Japanese milk bread but the only bakery in town that makes it closes whenever I get the chance.
Just had a bowl of pic related with some sriracha and soy sauce. For about 5 minutes it felt like my lips were melting to my teeth. And i was watching vid related as well. Shit's tight yo.
i genuinely think I'm going to invest in this method of noodle making if it turns out to be cheaper and healthier. I believe the effort is worth it then.
What the fuck are you talking about
wahoo letsa go!
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that.
kek this is funny and clever user. I actually like to sneak those into the movie theater.
This guy doesn't know the concept of fear, huh? Or does he not care if he falls?
lunchables, i eat them at work too
Oatmeal cookies are absolutely delicious, but 99% of the time they're ruined by raisins. You rarely ever see oatmeal and chocolate chip. I don't hate raisins, but they do not belong on a cookie.
Have you tried making homemade oatmeal cookies with "fresh" raisins that are still soft? I like those, but I've had store-bought oatmeal cookies that had these dried and hard raisins that were unpleasant to eat.
I can't remember a time I've ever made oatmeal cookies myself. As much as I like them, I still prefer sugar cookies. All the oatmeal cookies I eat are usually homemade from family gatherings.
But I don't think the quality of the raisin will change my mind. I just don't want fruit and cookies to mix.
what happened to his leg? is that rigor mortis?
Nice turn of phrase, but
food gatekeeper thread
hanging shit on chip butties
110% of my daily requirement of irony in one easy to swallow post, holy shit
No. Rigor takes several hours to kick in. That, my friend, is a spinal shock injury.
That is a bastardized sausage roll.
Brits call it Worcester sauce. Only Americans call it by the full name.
Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?
Smart people go for the brachial artery, one tiny cut under the biceps and you're dead in about 4 minutes.
I once cut a block a spam into slices for frying with the tins lid. I cooked it in a dinged up pan on a hotplate on the bare concrete of a garage floor. Am I a gatekeeper?
This reminds me of that one time I legitimately thought I was going to die. I fell backwards off a ledge I did not know was there and fell about ~20 ft into some bushes. I only had two thoughts while I fell. "Huh, I thought there was ground there" and "I wonder how long till I get to the bottom"
Only pussies talk about crimes committed after the statute of limitation has passed.
Can we all just analyze the idea of an adult man assembling a lunchables pizza while watching a movie?
Ruined a perfect human with race mixing.
Fuck off, william. These are garbage
I like them with dried cranberry.
Fuck off replying to every post you nightmarish cunt
Why are there holes in his pants?
Carl's jr Chicken Stars. Idk if they still make them but I would eat them all the time. They tasted better then all the other chicken nugget/tendy stuff they had
200g turkey nuggets: £2.50
200g turkey dinosaurs: £1.00
Dunno why they do this but I got a freezer full of dinos, great little snack.
This is a blue board.
heinz beans are pretty similar to standard campbell's baked beans
Marzipan. And marshmallow fondant. Fuck bulk made fondant though.
Marzipan is great, Get some really nice vanilla ice cream and put a few cubes of pic related in it.
That does look good, but I tend to make mine at home.
kaya toast and fuckloads of butter
These delicious little bastards have to be proof of god.
Any secrets you'd like to share? I've been considering making my own battenberg cake for some time but I've never made marzipan before.
Use strawberry or grape jam.
Orange marmalade wouldn't be too tasty.
Think about veins as a tube, how do you think it would lose more liquid if u cut horizontal ou if you cut vertical
It's stupid easy, any recipe will work.
I use almond extract and do 1:1 almond/sugar, other than that this one is pretty spot on: http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/easy-homemade-almond-paste-marzipan-148988
i'd fall off and die desu
You can't take normal sized steps?
Blue enough for you?
Did he died?
Why not just fucking make one than and find out?
federal communications commission
anything to do with food
So thankful Ajit Pai repealed that law on curry
Holy shit that video is awesome. What a legend.
i want to punch the graphic designer
I don't speak Italyian, is that prune juice? In English-speaking countries that's for the elderly to help with bowel conditions rather than kids
It’a a baby food in Italy, mashed prune pulp. There are others flavour like Apple and banana but prune is the best. However in Italy elderly people eat it top for the same motives as british elderly
You want his babies?
WTH are u saying
Chicago style hot dogs are my weakness. Love a good longboi sandwich.
Never been a big fan of sloppy joes. Don't know why, and can't explain. They aren't bad, and all I've ever had were good, but I just don't enjoy them.
Child detected. Sweet and tart is a great combo.
add spinach and sliced tomato
is that nuggets, cheese, preztels and mini cookies? the fuck kind of meal is that? especially for kids, no one should eat this.
did he change shirts or am i color blind?
When i see these I just think about how shitty capitalism can be.
Toaster Strudels came out and were better in EVERY single way compared to Pop Tarts. But slowly they changed the filling to cheaper less flavorful junk. It continued to remain cold unless you burnt your toaster strudel. They slowly shrunk the amount of icing you got until it was barely enough, all the while making it taste worse.
Like Papa Johns pizza it continued to look the same as the superior version from the past, but objectively became shit and its competitors became viable options again.
Holy fuck that looks tasty
man don't even give me the papa johns nostalgia...as a kid my grandpa would come over every weekend and bring a papa johns pizza and it was so fucking good, it's probably why i was a chubby kid but i didn't care. it was great and i had a good time with my favorite relative. then my grandpa died and years later papa johns closed in my town. FFW 14 years later and they brought it back, i was so happy
give me those good times papa johns
just for a moment
it tasted like shit, user. what did they do to my papa johns?
it closed back down after 4 months
papa johns came back and ruined my childhood, it should've stayed dead.
if he had a smoothie like in this pic then it's not so bad, it's a bit high in sugar, but it could be a lot worse
i just don't understand what you do with the cheese, do you put it on the chicken? the pretzels? or eat it plain? i'm confused so i got angry, im sorry.
is this dollar guy's pic from when he was younger?
A sharp cheddar and jam toasted sandwich
Real cheddar, none of that plastic textured, chemical tasting shit you people call cheddar.
You have to use rasberry jam, with nice big chunks of rasberry in there. If you wanted to get the jam and mash up a few rasberries in it that would be god tier. Use crunchy peanut butter. Toast the bread.
Not true other wise she wouldn't have had a bunch of kids.
I worked at a gas station in high school, and did the same thing with energy drinks, and those expensive iced coffees. I'd stock the cooler, and mix as many as I wanted in with the empty boxes and slip them into my car on the way to the dumpster. The human garbage can I worked with was too busy snorting Oxys in the bathroom to notice, so.
I've don't both not so true.
A sharp blade does the job better regardless.
Nope just a masochist.
I'm not taking advice from someone who misspelled realize.
If you can type a coherent sentence I don't care how many fucking posts or reply's you make.
Kids are stupid so they like dumb shit. Put pizza sauce on basically anything and call it "pizza thing" and a kid will eat it.
gatekeeping in a thread about gatekeeping
Like kill yourself.
ITT: Tasteless "I don 't care if it's trash!" retards
Brits call it Worcester sauce. Only Americans call it by the full name.
So you've never been out west then?
Found the gatekeeper.
Why don't you take your pretentiousness and shove it up your gaping asshole, cockgobbling soyboy?
What a happy ending, I was really scared it was going to go the other way.
it wasn't rekt, he made it, which means he's suited for reproduction
My deep fried butter isnt trash! I like it! That makes it good!
Look at my strawman! The foods YOU like are trash and only the food I like is good! I know what REAL food is!
You're a garbage human. I hope hitler comes back from the dead just to gas your worthless ass.
If hitler were alive today you fatasses would be the first in the gas chambers
everyone who eats unhealthy food is fat!
Stupid AND arrogant. A deadly combination. Shouldn't you be gobbling your mom's cock at this hour?
There's nothing wrong with eating unhealthy bullshit now and again, but this thread is "HAHA I EAT UNHEALTHY BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU'RE DUMB XDDD"
This is fat blindness
"HAHA I EAT UNHEALTHY BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU'RE DUMB XDDD"
Literally where? I don't think I've seen a more delusional misrepresentation of a thread. You're head is so far up your own ass all you see is shit.
Since I know that's what you're going to attack next, you have no other argument.
But he was a big old bitch that lost a war, put his country into ruin, and killed himself for being a failure
Sick fuck should be shot
Chicken tenders, Mac n cheese, French fries, mozzarella sticks, pizza
i need communism because someone made a shitty pastry i don't like!
You """people""" are the absolute funniest.
Who is he?
add sirachi to it.
palms are sweaty
A business has to grow to infinite dollars, it can't just make something good and occupy that niche
Constant penny pinching to the detriment of the consumer is a good thing
Typical Trump voter
Fuck off, ignorant cuck.
fuck, i could go for a hotdish right about now
fall in lockstep and accept whatever pig slop large corporations throw into my trough that will appeal to the LCD
calls others cucks
LMAO, the absolute state of the right!
strawmanning this hard
LMAO, the absolute state of the left!
S'mores Poptarts are the Poptart equivalent of crack.
Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?
Du peace de la resistonse
eating in the bathroom
Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?
looks like it came from that top slice.
Former Vice-President of the United States.
Don't worry he does it to everybody.
Not eating ice cream in a hot bath
Not eating a bowl cereal in the shower
can of flavourless hienz bakes beans better than you'd think"
thinking that there's a huge difference between UK and US baked beans
oh honey I'm sorry
never never never use marmalade
Tendies are simple and sublime
literally just bought 2 boxes of these
so fucking good
Red beans and bbq sauce is god tier
not smoking on the toilet
not drinking a beer while taking a piss
Chips on a white bread roll with shitloads of tomato sauce are the fucking best, chop off your fingers and never shit up the internet with your stupid opinions again.
heated peanut butter
American names for things never fail to make me laugh at how fucking basic and to the point they are.
4g sat. fat
All from a thing that is 96 grams total, and a 177ml drink
Those are absolutely terrible macros my dude,
I'm not taking advice from someone who misspelled replies.
If you CAN'T type a coherent sentence I don't care how many fucking posts or replies you make.
That was a very fat argument, how much do you weigh?
Lmao @ the bottom left pic, dude doesn't look too happy that old mate is getting close with his grill.
i stand at the gate of a community and keep people who are too young or too poor from entering, am i a gatekeeper?
It's a bit weird but whenever I get creeped out by this sort of thing I feel it in my pelvic floor and my balls sometimes. Anyone know if that's common?
Zebra cakes, Cosmic brownies, or school breakfast pizza.
Literally like eating air.
I worked in a grocery store for a year before I quit because I was so ragingly alcoholic, but there was a guy from way back in elementary and high school that worked there and he would frequently microwave pizza lunchables.
Whoa, that was a bit much. I understand if he might have just given her a peck on the head like an old grandpa for a second but he was so ceremonious about pulling back her hair and everything. Both of the girls were like clearly what the fuck just happened.
Non-murrican here, PB is ok in moderation, but PBJ is fucking disgusting, what is wrong with you?
cosmic brownies are the shit