Someone eats McDonald's at a sit-down

Spamalot
Spamalot

someone eats McDonald's at a sit-down

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
It's a regular sight to see a group of landwhales come into my local Chinese buffet to graze, but with three or four baggies of McDonald's in two for the whalelets.

iluvmen
iluvmen

A sit-down?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
Most commonly, "sit-down restaurant" refers to a casual dining restaurant with table service, rather than a fast food restaurant or a diner, where one orders food at a counter. Sit-down restaurants are often further categorized, in North America, as "family-style" or "formal".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
That was my first thought as well, but I don't really understand how someone would be eating mcdonalds at a sit down restaurant, unless OP means they sat down at mcdonalds rather than taking it to go.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
unless OP means they sat down at mcdonalds rather than taking it to go.

No, I mean people LITERALLY bringing Mickey Ds into a fucking Olive Garden.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
But... restaurants don't allow that. You'd be asked to leave.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

wait does that mean that in "america", "sit-down restaurants" are legally obliged to provide you with a table to eat, as long as you carry something from "mcdonalds"

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BinaryMan
Literally never happens.

askme
askme

@BinaryMan
things that never happen

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
It does.

@Ignoramus
They're not supposed to, but people do it anyway.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole
No. Places literally do not allow it. Why the fuck would they? OP never leaves his mom's basement.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
It did, though.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
Very convincing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
I believe it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stupidasole
Apparently in America there is a law that legally allows them to eat McDonalds anywhere they want.

According to the McDonalds protection act, any citizen of the United States has the right to eat McDonalds brand "take-out" on any public or private properties, so long as the individual(s) is able to provide a license and evidence that the meal in question was purchased from an official McDonalds restaurant location and adheres to current health code laws.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
Look, if you don't want to believe me, that's fine. I can't back it up because all I have is my memory, but just because it has never happened to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
You're right, I don't believe you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
Wait, that's a thing?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nojokur
Alright, your loss.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime
How can I prove this shit to my local movie theater?

Spamalot
Spamalot

in German Biergarten "beer gardens" in summer, you can bring your own food if you like, as long as you buy their huge beers and drinks

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
why ask them to leave if they're there and obviously going to spend money

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Spamalot
@BinaryMan
@King_Martha
I posted above, this happens ALL the time at my local Chinese buffet. A pod of landwhales comes in with McDonald's for the calves. Though, the parents are usually eating the Chinese food, so typically no one says anything to them.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spamalot
German Biergarten
I want to go to one of these pretty bad

5mileys
5mileys

@StonedTime
provide a license and evidence
yeah right, but this license receipt can only be obtained if you specifically asked for it and did not sit down at any time during ordering in the mcdonalds in the first place

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