Al/ck/ alcoholics

Playboyize
Playboyize

>>9975910
>>9975910
>>9975910

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@iluvmen
Yes?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Had 2 girks sleep over in the past 2 days and enjoying my rum at the moment. Doing pretty good.
Of course i didn't share it with any of those bitches.

How you guys holding up?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If I have to deal with twin threads every time from now on I’m going to kill myself

On a related note how do u get puke out of a foam mattress pad and a mattress

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
I'm sick, I know drinking will only prolong that but if I'm going to feel like shit it's going to be on my terms

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
Whoa whoa whoa nice going dude
I have two dates this weekend thought I was gonna be mr pimp maybe just kissing two girls this weekend

Are they hot or are they iranian immigrant fatties

DeathDog
DeathDog

the withdrawls never go away, never stop or taper it's just useless. sorry guys but nobody is going to make it, we're all addicts for life. I'm on day 14 and it's no better than day 2.

TechHater
TechHater

Nothing beats finding a folder of memes from years ago on a forgotten hard drive.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pretty much drinking only on weekends now. I got tired of drinking 5 days a week

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@DeathDog
This isn’t physically possible

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Firespawn
Nice hope you get some in the near future dude. Who knows you might get more than a few kisses, might even go intimate.

They are not the prettiest, but they felt good nontheless. I still got my eyes on one that is a petite cutie though.

@Snarelure
Hope you get better soon. I'll drink to that.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw no alchie girlfriend

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
thank god

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
After 15 years of drinking every day, I am one month sober today.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
You're not kidding.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Firespawn
iranian immigrant fatties

Booteefool
Booteefool

/ck/thread/9971649#p9975894
I doubt I'll say "fuck life"! But I understand your reasoning..

/ck/thread/9971649#p9975942
I'll do my best! And I can definitely see the aspergers thing! I have/had (unclear at this moment honestly) a friend with more than mild aspergers and I can see the alcohol doing a "good" deed in some cases.

/ck/thread/9971649#p9975973
Hm..! Was there a point where you felt it was like, a decision being made? Or getting into a habit of drinking more than just being a stupid drinker?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog
the withdrawls never go away, never stop or taper it's just useless. sorry guys but nobody is going to make it, we're all addicts for life. I'm on day 14 and it's no better than day 2.
Fuckin' lightweight.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@whereismyname
Is definitely date an al/ck/ gril. Damaged girls need cuddles. And are invariably supreme in bed.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hey I just wanna say that y'all can go fuck yourself they're all pieces of new usernames and bulshit so you all go hang yourself if you have a name you fucking fux you are the worst fart of c k.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
You fuck youself as well no one likes these threads and were all lonely go duck tuour self,

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
Welp, looks like we’re done for guys n’ girls, this redneck who can barely type doesn’t like us.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Methnerd
Your a shit and were all waiting to die and it's just about her ficl go round cicflr fuck

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
throw them in a swimming pool
takes a crane to get them out but they'll be pretty clean i guess

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Fuck you im,going to the oysters thread

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Booteefool
Hm..! Was there a point where you felt it was like, a decision being made? Or getting into a habit of drinking more than just being a stupid drinker?

I don't know. It was always a decision being made technically. At first, I was fully aware I was an alcoholic, but I didn't give a shit. So I really didn't care if I made the wrong choice, and it was honestly fun.

Later, probably the last 5 years of it, or so, it wasn't funny at all, and I always regretted whenever I got drunk. It wasn't even fun, just a pain in the ass. I also felt like I didn't have a choice in it either, I'd just get the urge to drink and there wasn't any way to say no, I just had to do it. I quit eventually, but I still have nightmares one of those urges will hit me and I won't be able to say no. Hasn't happened, probably won't. I've basically done all the footwork and examined myself and understood the causes of my alcoholism.

w8t4u
w8t4u

is anyone going on omegle? I don't want to talk to r9k

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
Can I download it on phone?

likme
likme

@Nojokur
the only time i did that was when i went to rehab for 28 days
and i got drunk the day i left so i guess i never actually did a month

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
My man

hairygrape
hairygrape

@iluvmen
you will take 30 mins to respond so dont you dare do it on phone

Methshot
Methshot

@likme
I was charged with a felony and am out on bond, won't be drinking for at least the next year or so.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Boy_vs_Girl
nobody has used a name up to this point
and it's your problem if someone does and you even notice it
i don't and i don't care if i do

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
whatdja do
i've never done crimes but i might be homeless soon so i think i've got my fair share in the future

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
ok

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@w8t4u
Phoneposting too I’m afraid

Is captcha being a total pain for anyone else tonight btw?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
uh huh, sure you won't.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Does anyone still use the irc channel that was created?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
have to take breathalyzers 2-3 times a day or go back to jail.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
so? you'll find a way around it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
nah, not worth it

it's my wake up call to get my shit together.

TechHater
TechHater

I hate nightclubs. No place for an al/ck/.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
I do too. Largely because when I try to dance I look like a frozen saveloy being electrocuted.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@viagrandad
@Spamalot
@5mileys
Nigga drink some water and go to bed.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
Never heard of it. Is it actual IRC or a discord?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StrangeWizard
Jokes on you user im,always in bed

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard
More like smoke,smoke weed
And poor another pledaa

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BunnyJinx
I can't dance at all. I like music but I think I must be beat deaf.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
u dont wanna experience this?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@cum2soon
Sounds like you're on the track! But it feels nice to hear that perspective! I still feel it's a choice but very much an urge. But as I mentioned I'm not worried just feel like it would be nice to have some other people's experience to think about! Thank you so much!

@TechHater
Nightclubs are crap! I've never been fully enjoying it purely on alcohol anyways.

Methshot
Methshot

Yeah we're still here if you want to talk and shit.
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thread theme babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vIN7Te9VgU

eGremlin
eGremlin

Thoughts on this?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
the point of vodka is to minimize your hangover, therefore you should go up a tier. smirnoff really is the alcoholics drink.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
those pics always get me, i've been there
inside out coat and fly open and vodka down my shirt and shaking so bad i drop the cap and all
no one took pics of me though, and my mom didn't die either

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Spamalot
When my mother dies (assuming I outlive her) the amount of booze I’ll get through will be fucking biblical.

askme
askme

I need to turn my brain off, what's a good drink to get fucked up on for someone who hates the taste of alcohol

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
gin mixed with pink lemonade, thank me later

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
7up. Stop trying to be an al/ck/

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
If you drink lower shelf stuff, vodka is the way to go to take the edge off hangovers. I am blessed with funds that give me access to good bourbon and clean tequilla. I still wake up rough sometimes, but a good mixed drink and breakfast will break that quickly and get you to drinking again.

I cant remember my last sober day. My last day that I didnt drink at least a 1/2 pint would be this week since we had audits going on, but after I got my score of 99.3% on the first day I went back to a fith a night.

Keep yourself hydrated and take a multivitamin and you to can be a good functional alcoholic.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@haveahappyday
i'm not especially attached to my mom but she's been good to me and i imagine it's different once it actually happens to you. i think she's like 64, too.
although people in my family typically live to 95+

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
Mine was always very good to me. Even if she hadn’t been I’d destroy nations if I thought it’d make her happier. She’s 70 now, which is scary. My grandmother is over 100 however so I’m not too worried. I’ll probably kick the bucket before them both.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tits.
Guys.
Seriously.
They’re so amazing.
I’d cut a year off my life right now just to boogie with a boobie.

cum2soon
cum2soon

New England friends, is this actually good?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
dare i say...
HANGOVER HORN?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
I’ve seen some congeners in my time. Coffe flavoured brandy? Christ I feel ill just thinking about it

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
good for a headache and waking up with your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
I’m drunk as shit, feelsgoodman

Methnerd
Methnerd

@kizzmybutt
U SHOULDA JACKED OFF BEFORE YOU GOT DRUNK SO YOU DIDN'T GET THE DRUNK HORN BUT NOT BE ABLE TO CUM

HOW MANY TIMES DID WE GO OVER THIS SHIT

Flameblow
Flameblow

@DeathDog
Acute withdrawals last a week or two. Post-acute withdrawals are a bitch but the worst of it goes away after a few weeks/months.
What bothers you user? Anhedonia, anxiety, cravings?

@Sir_Gallonhead
I was like you. Then they broke me. Now I understand this "don't stick your dick in crazy" saying.
The sex sure is phenomenal, but I don't think it's worth it.

@Boy_vs_Girl
What's great with names is that you can filter their posts and not be bothered by them ever again.

@King_Martha
Do you add details each thread or is my memory defective?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methnerd
I didn’t listen
It’s all ogre, I’ve been such a fool.
In other news, I’m ordering a hooker. Like, now.
https://www.admiralescorts.com/young-escorts.html

WebTool
WebTool

faggots

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
not worth it
Totally is tbqh.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
there are more detailed pics out there, this one is the basic tho

FastChef
FastChef

How we all doing tonight lads?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
kinda wanna die, less so than usual

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
Pretty good, just realized a couple of months ago that my horrible night sweats and waking up in a panic attack are actually alcohol withdrawals, not just a mental disorder. I can't believe I have been this retarded to not put 2 and 2 together. I think tapering actually makes it worse than just not drinking at all.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword
I still feel it's a choice but very much an urge

It starts as a choice, if taken to far it becomes an urge.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
Panic attacks result from inhaling too much air because of dry heaves from heavy hangovers/withdrawals (or anxiety possibly, if you're inclined that way). Control your breathing better and that shit won't happen. The other stuff will happen though, sorry.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog

It definitely does. Everyone on here just tells themselves it's better because they can't bear the thought of actually quitting for good.

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
The night sweats are easily the worst out of all wd symptoms, nothing even comes close. Being both sweaty and cold making it virtually impossible to get comfortable makes me question my life on a daily basis.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
curious. i dont mind them. i prefer physical pain and discomfort during WD to psychological anxiety.

i have had panic attacks so bad during severe WD that i thought the world wasn't real and sat and cried in a hot shower for hours, couldn't get out of the shower. heart rate at 120. shakes.

night sweats just make me feel kinda cozy like i have the good old fashioned flu or something, i get up, put on a fresh t shirt and put a fresh towel on the bed
not saying they're super rad or anything but i dont think they're the worst

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TechHater
You drunk? Naw dude, the anxiety rocks that number 1 position. Being moist I can handle.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Ignoramus
I’ve run out of a hospital in nothing but a gown, leaving my phone and clothes behind, been refused a ride by a cab (took one look at me and said “if you look like that I think you need to stay in hospital”, then sped off) then walked 17 miles through woodland and beaches to escape DTs.

How many al/ck/s have even had DTs? If you’re not sure btw, you haven’t.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@askme
Sip thread is -----> that way

w8t4u
w8t4u

im in serious shit
i feel totally lost
if im asking for help it's only because
being with you has opened my eyes
could i ever believe such a perfect surprise
ALLTHETHINGSSHESAIDRUNNINGTHROUGHMYHEADRUNNINGTHROUGHMYHEAD

idontknow
idontknow

"So, do you have any hobbies?"
I love shitposting on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
@Nojokur
Only reason I don't have as much of an issue with the anxiety part of it is because I had general anxiety disorder as a kid and have had so many panic attacks in my life that even the worse ones I can talk myself out of within a few minutes. I have never had one as bad as the one you described though. I think I probably would have just excepted death if my mind was in a spot like that, damn man.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@idontknow
i come so close to admitting my use of the chongs to girls im trying to fuck, always refrain from doing so tho

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Boy_vs_Girl
dts are fairly uncommon, even among alcoholics. You have to be be in the upper 10% of really really really bad drunks to be getting them.

Wds aren't that common either. What most people on here describe as being wds are basically just bad hangovers.

Evilember
Evilember

@kizzmybutt
Nah not buying it. I get the weed anxiety many people mention but I can talk myself out of it, i was agoraphobic as a kid but now I don’t care, I’ve been to prison, been in a medically-induced coma, had four people kick the shit out of me so hard that I almost jumped out of a second-storey window, thought I had HIV, taken 40 grams of sclerotia at once, OD’d on heroin, mdma and diazepam and faced armed gangs who threatened to burn my house down - these things I can shrug off. The SCREAMING, RELENTLESS anxiety of WD/DT know no rationality; there’s no logic or reason to it, no amount of learned behaviour can stop DT’s.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Burnblaze
Fair enough. I was just very surprised to see someone in these of all threads to assert that sweating is “easily the worst” part of withdrawal. I wish.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evilember
I'm obviously nowhere near that level, and I would have cracked at any of those scenarios you speak of. I've been off benzos for years and when I say "talking myself out of a panic attack" It isn't nearly as bad as dt type stuff obviously. I hope shit is getting better for you though.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@w8t4u
How can al/ck/ help dude? What’s up

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@JunkTop
Thanks. Sorry if my post sounded a little aggressive, it was merely emphatic.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
sorry was just quoting that song by those russian lesbians, im down a youtube music video worm hole right now

Supergrass
Supergrass

@eGremlin
I'd sweat like that for one or two nights after every single bender I had. Common side effect for alcohol abuse in general. Doesn't really get in the realm of withdrawal symptoms in spirit, aside from the fact that all hangovers are technically caused from alcohol withdrawal.

girlDog
girlDog

@New_Cliche
I didn't take it as aggressive, if anything it was a stern reminder that anytime I think that I have it bad, there is always somebody who has it way worse, and I shouldn't feel sorry for myself. Godspeed man.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Ugh. I’ve relapsed so hard. Surrounded by empties, and emptiness.
Guess I should try to sleep for a while. Got some lovely withdrawal heading my way.

Tc al/ck/.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
always remember:
if the withdrawals get mean, just touch your peen

Methnerd
Methnerd

Any drinkers here also /fit/?
Or is this an inherently stupid question?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
It is funny to me that a group of people that would normally be called "degenerates" are the only decent people on this entire website.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methnerd
I used to frequent /fit/ a few years ago. After reading the sticky I went from being a fat man to a fit man, got a qt3.14, and everything was great. Life happened now I'm drinking again and fat.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
I think most al/ck/s use this as their only form of social media, which is fine.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methnerd
We can talk about diets that can help you survive alcoholism better and longer, but it doesn't make much sense to try to get gains while drinking tons of "empty calories" daily.

Anyone remember the idiot who drank 99.6% ethanol with de-mineralised water because vodka had too many calories, from some threads ago?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
2018 is a new year and tomorrow is always a new day. No reason not to get your shit together and do it all over again.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
not him but that's fucking retarded, u get drunk, u have alcohol calories in you, period

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
This.

For some reason you feel safer.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tried Bulleit Bourbon and I liked it. What whiskey should I try next?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Whos blitzed rigt now

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is 1 (one) liter of 80 proof gin over a period of 19 days too much?

girlDog
girlDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
You try buffalo trace yet? If you're willing to shell out a little more for dank normie whiskey, woodford reserve is also fire.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
I'd be willing to shell out a lot more for Booker's, but they don't have any.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So like, when I drink a lot of beer - I often have two nearly consecutive shits. The first is almost like a bottle cork - solid and short. The second is akin to dumping a brown fifth in the pot. Anyone else have a toast with thier morning constitutional?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

...what is the fucking point of it all guys...

there's always more shittiness just around the corner

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Because there's more booze around the corner too

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BlogWobbles
Fair. Try Jameson yet? I'm more partial to bourbons but its still pretty good, especially for the price.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme

Maybe I have different taste buds, but mixed vodka has always gone down like whatever the mixer is for me, and that's at a 50/50 mix.

Normally do Skol and powerade zero. Genuinely can't taste anything but the powerade.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw fighting with gf about your drinking

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evil_kitten
Drink water/keep hydrated with things like gatorade etc., eat/drink something salty, keep electrolytes up. Do not stop yourself from eating when you're even remotely capable of keeping food down, it's your body telling you it needs food ASAP. I've been there, too many times.

Good luck, my friend.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stark_Naked

I can smell the vodka coming off him through my screen.

farquit
farquit

@PackManBrainlure

Good lad. Any bitch that's cool with you funposting on 4chin has probably taken miles of cock.

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
Tfw 35 yr old virgin with no gf

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze

She obviously knew you were a degenerate when she met you. Why bitches always gotta try and change a nigga.

WebTool
WebTool

tfw you have to hunt down the last of the iraqi gurads AA positions before you can sleep

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Soft_member
Yes. You need to see your doctor and then go to AA immediately.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw can't buy alcohol whenever i want in my state
fml

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
I knew that feeling, for 6 years it was forbidden to sell booze after 10 pm (unless it was in a restaurant/pub/bar etc) recently they finally got rid of that stupid law.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
I once decided to get a workout in while getting booze by running to the store at like 11:30 in Texas. It was probably a mile and a half away. I didn't know that you couldn't sell booze past midnight and I stopped after a random tourist fuck (this was Super Bowl time) flagged me down and asked me how to get to his hotel. It took me like 15 minutes to help this (probably drunk) motherfucker and I missed the cutoff.

Shit sucked.

TechHater
TechHater

@PackManBrainlure
Had this when I went to Sydney. Went from the UK where you can walk to the supermarket, shitfaced, at 3am and buy more booze, to alcohol shops closing at 9:50pm.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
@LuckyDusty
Fuck that. I'm in CA and I have until 2 am to buy more booze. It's 3am and I'm considering drinking listerine.

@TechHater
What a dream!

whereismyname
whereismyname

drunk and I'm feeling down
and I just wanna be alone
I'm pissed cause you came around
why don't you just go home

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StrangeWizard
And what about going to a bar or something like that, or is that too far away?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Gonna shoot for 72 hrs today and see if user earlier in yhe previous thread was right about wd's.

It's gonna be a fucking boring 72 hrs outside of work.

Maybe ill clean the house or something.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@PackManBrainlure
mfw ill never experience the hell of living in a dry county.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
How's it going with your trial?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
Easy because I'm working. Its the 12 hrs between thatll be irritating. Ill keep you updated. 10 hrs in so far.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Booteefool
No, it's like nowhere in CA sells booze after 2 am. No bars, no liquor stores, no grocery stores, nothing. Any 24hour store will lock up its alcohol after 2.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@DeathDog
Oh shit, I'll send my thoughts and prayers to you. (sadly I can't fire off an ICBM with a diverse payload of various types of alcohol that would arrive within half an hour)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
Cant you do a homebrew and stash that for rainy days?

I keep an emergency 1.5L of Jameson I save for doomsday scenarios. Never crack it open for 3 years because I'm ocd with making sure I have shit at home or for the nexr day or two.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PackManBrainlure
Yep, 9 am to 7 pm. Closed Sundays and election day.
tfw I just want to get drunk and vote.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@DeathDog
You can still buy beers at gas stations right?

Here in canada all liquor stores close at 11 and bars have to close by 2 but most aren't open any later than 1.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

been without any form of alcohol since December 1st
bored out of my mind
What the hell am I supposed to do sober?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Paws a real thing to have my man. Life seems soul crushingly boring

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Lunatick
I know this feel

massdebater
massdebater

And the scary.part is no matter how much you managed to fuck your life up you know one day you'll listen to the voice in your head "I wasn't so bad." and wind up right back where you were

TreeEater
TreeEater

has the pizza boy ever been an asshole to you? happened to me and made me feel paranoid.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I was paranoid of the mail man for saying have a good day while having a cigarette bare foot in the snow

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'm so low on booze that I actually took a look at the ingredients of my mouthwash. It's alcohol free. Just.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RavySnake
I've done that and it's a let down feeling and taken the two year expired hand sanitizer and gave a chug. Was a bad day

JunkTop
JunkTop

mfw drinking at 4am
Comfy

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
You will fall asleep soon.

Booteefool
Booteefool

finally got my first dui boys. took like 5 shots before driving to work the other morning after drinking all night. slid off the road. what a fucking jackass i am. i never asked for these feels.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
Shit dude. I passed out the wheel and slammed into a car at a red light. Cause a three car pile up

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Booteefool
Well, the good news is you're finally gonna be sober for awhile. Rather it be in jail or just doing pbt's several times a day, by God you will be sober.

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
Getting a second one is really not nice. If I get a third I’m looking at a minimum 6 months in prison.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
I got rear ended after a night of heavy drinking a few weeks ago. I was sober as a priest on Sunday when it happened, but I was so scared they were going to find a way to blame me (since I'm sure I smelled like shit still) that I downed a ketchup packet in the hopes it would disguise my breath.

The whole situation was in no way my fault, but I still shudder to think of what this ditzy trophy wife could have done if the situation had been any different.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Gigastrength
sober? im finishing my vodka right now homeboy

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
You haven't been to court yet have you? Enjoy as much booze as you can, and Godspeed.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

honestly the only novelty or excitement i have nowdays is going through my drunk browser history and stalking my exs social media accounts fuck

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nojokur
Max comfy ai now it's 5am and I'm taking a massive shit

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog
are you in...hawaii?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
Nsw Australia

Methshot
Methshot

@Bidwell
ah, was somewhat close. enjoy yourself man have you seen any australian wildlife lately? wallabies? koalas? platypus? sorry to be stereotypical i dont know shit about australia

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
Nah been too hot to go outside.

Nothing lately m8

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
i want to live in australia and have a koala buddy and wear a khaki vest with lotsa pockets and a big hat and get shit-bagged on thai ice every day

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
Its 8:52 here.

Did OT tonight and I really want a home pour while i work in the garage. Fuck.

Oh well, sobriety it is.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
Do it m8

Just live out in the country side somewhere comfy the great dividing range is goat
@Illusionz
What car m8? I'm still waiting on my ls1 build

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
Just trying to tidy up the place.

There was a missle alarm test going on and fucking everyones retarded and bought into it so traffic is fucked and it took 38 min to alert everyone it was a drill.

They only said that theyd have a fucking missle drill today for the past week...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nude_Bikergirl
Gratz on that build, sounds exciting.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i cant remember how long ive been drinking now and i cant seem to stop... b-b-brehs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
take a hot bath, works wonders

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
fuck i miss bathes so bad. no bath in my new apartment.

even tho i have fallen asleep quite a few times in a bath but once the water cools down you wake up due to being cold. but baths are fucken amazing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TechHater
i've got a decent bathtub but it is one of my dreams to get a place with a BATH TUB

pic related

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
And who would you invite in this bath tub?
And don't put a 2 person bathtub over wooden floor. Water splashes like crazy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fried_Sushi
i mean no homo an al/ck/ bro can come over, if we're in swimsuits

otherwise maybe this girl im going out with tonight from Bumble, seems like she's cute. has a big mole on her chin tho. well not that big. we'll find out.

farquit
farquit

nodding on that xan and tar

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fried_Sushi
im sure someone that rich has some sweet water proofing bathroom wood coating or something dude

Evilember
Evilember

I don't understand if I'm depressed 'cause I drink or I drink 'cause I'm depressed

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evilember
At this point its both, start off sad, drink, become sadder because you drink, rinse and repeat

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
Sweet dreams are made of this

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't mind me, I'm just posting the patrician choice of vodka.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@whereismyname
When I start drinking I get happier for a very brief moment, every now and then. For a very slight, brief moment.

tfw i'm fucked ain't I

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Booteefool
leelee sobieski is fine AF. not really a vodka guy though.

WebTool
WebTool

This is kind of fucked, but who here thinks getting shitfaced and then doing normal daily activities is fun? Like I enjoy getting drunk no matter what, but getting hammered and going shopping, or running errands is fun as fuck. Like part of the fun is seeing how composed you can remain in normal public settings, while being fucking gone.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Soft_member
Is drinking overall ruining your life, but still an unstoppable urge? Then yes you are fucked.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@WebTool
used to in my early twenties when i lived in a big city and could walk anywhere or take the subway

now...too anxious, hate driving anyway

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
Everybody knows man, EVERYBODY!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
You have obviously never shaken uncontrollably, while feeling like you had a stomach flu and Parkinsons. Then after 3 nights of insomnia, you enter dementia and begin hearing voices and seeing shadow people. You lose your grip of reality in this extremely confused state.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@ZeroReborn
I'm super fucked because I enjoy driving drunk. It's fucking awful, I know, but I've never been in an accident in my life.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
>>9979151
great job friend

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@eGremlin
I'm sure it's super obvious, but I still function "normally" and handle my shit. Unlike a lot of people that get goofy or sloppy while drunk.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm just an user passing by to say something, you fuckers probably won't care but whatever.
Mom was alcoholic, died from cirrhosis. Grandma is alcoholic, still rocking but i don't know for how much time.
If any of you faggots has the chance to get childrens, STOP FUCKING DRINKING, or don't have kids or just off yourselves.
Drugs and alcohol ruined my early life and i never really consumed either of them. Fuck this shit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@iluvmen
Wish we could man, but it's in the definition of alcoholism, we cant stop no matter the consequences. We are here (hopefully) to find the support to stop.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Keep us updated bro

Evilember
Evilember

@Bidwell
Its all good, you still know the best brand of cheap ass liquor.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It’s fine as long as it’s wine. I know this because of my knowledge.
sticks fingers in ears, LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU
I have conquered alcoholism. Get on my level.
pops fifth bottle of casillero del diablo

WebTool
WebTool

I might wanna get a dog to get off the weed and alcohol.

Get something to care for, ya know? But money is scarce and we need to pay dog taxes here. Is dog taxes common, or is my country trying to steal my moneys?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
There are a couple of things I love about that gril.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
I keep getting drunk to the point where I fall down and literally can't get back up... last night I thought I was going to die, but managed to crawl to the toilet and puke

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fuzzy_Logic
Just don't fucking have childs if you know you'll fuck it up then. I don't even want to be mean with you, hell, i don't even hate my mom or my grandma. But i suffered from this shit so hard and i know many other people who suffered from alcoholic parents, i don't even want to drink anymore, it just disgusts me.
I know you people are suffering from this shit, just try to not make your loved ones suffer from this too.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
@Fuzzy_Logic
@hairygrape
Sorry for my bullshit rant. I'm just sad and miserable, angry because i couln't do a thing about that shit, literally killing my whole family before my eyes. Stay strong bros. Don't let this shit kill you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
In the Netherlands about half of the cities levy a dogtax.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@RumChicken

Holy shit. When the fuck did that happen?

takes2long
takes2long

@whereismyname
Watch this, user. No bra throughout the whole thing. Other-level deliciousness.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0206314/

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw so poor from alcoholism right now I'm living off of ramen and canned food from the dollar store
I want to die.

Inmate
Inmate

@viagrandad
dont die bud, i've got mad cash but i still enjoy that ramen and canned food quite often

it's not so bad
why don't you stop drinking and get some help, we can help here too! ur all right friend

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
I'm trying. I was just a week sober and then relapsed after finding out my dad might have lymph node cancer. Him and I fought a lot when I was younger because he was always trying to try to get me out of this alcoholic funk. We became super close after I moved out. Then I moved across the country, fucked up my life and now I have no money to go home to see him.

I just want to die.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
first of all he only MIGHT have the cancer
second of all, life is shitty, you're not the only one who can't afford to visit his parents. just saying you're not alone.
can't he spot you some cash?

the booze ain't gonna help though brother, you gotta face this real life shit on your own, that way your brain can actually learn to handle hard stuff and grow more resilient

i think u should ask family for money to go visit

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Nothing beats the feeling of having a day off and drinking a beer in the shower at 9am after a bender.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Bought a pc with loads of new games, 2 new laptops, a load of food including truffles, oysters, lobster, rack of lamb and gold leaf from the queens butcher (not kidding), joined a golf club, threw money at friends and family, bought load of pro culinarily stuff, a metal detector, sea fishing gear, new clothes, a cbr900, an air rifle, a crypto mining rig, a new bed and recliner, a 50 inch 4K tv, loads of power tools and came in two 9/10 hookers.
I hated it all. I felt nothing but an overwhelming lethargy and depression through it all.
I’m now laying back on the floor getting drunk, covered in piss and vomit, liver hurting and life going nowhere... and for now, I’m happy.
PAWS is the final boss of alcoholism, and it just kicked my ass. I give up giving up. All I want from life is a warm bit of floor, a pc and a bottle. I’ll never try to quit again.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
...maybe cum inside a woman you love and who loves you back next time...just sayin

anyway i have been trashed by PAWS too i know the feel

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@GoogleCat
She’s married ad he’s 6ft8.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
6'8" is a gross height and everybody knows it
they all die the same when shot anyway

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
I can't, my parents are just barely middle class. They don't really have any money to spare. And trust me, I know. This is the first time I've ever lived on my own though and I'm facing homelessness next month. My little sister with cerebral palsy is just fucked too, like getting severly schizo. I'm just beside myself anymore.

My mom raised me to be a very cautious person so my anxiety has been high as shit all my life. I just want to go home.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Supergrass
Also, I'm turning 29 this year. I lived an extremely sheltered life.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BinaryMan
Smirnoffbro?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StrangeWizard
Netflix and chill?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

just found a dope kitchen table and chairs on CL boys

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@lostmypassword
Thx dood

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TalkBomber
cheers!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Been keeping up with my new years resolution and limiting myself to drinking one night per week
Im surprised at the self control i've been showing lately, its great, very proud of myself

Booteefool
Booteefool

@iluvmen
Oh I just read about it. Recently got quite a scare because the air-raid sirens went off and looking outside there was a cloud of smoke. Turned out to be just a fire in a near by industrial plant (of course that could've also meant no going outside for a few days, but luckily nothing dangerous was burning)

Spamalot
Spamalot

Havent had any since new years eve, last year i almost lasted the whole january, hopefully i will last longer this time.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
keep it up user you can do it

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@iluvmen
Day 11
Travelled for work all week. Almost gave in, but held out. I'm so fucking bored. Idk what to do with my time. I have some money but I just get so bored with everything so quickly.

I could get wasted and be happy as a clam just watching old music videos. Is this PAWS?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@WebTool
dog taxes
The fuck? Euro thing, like bong tv license? No dog tax in Ontairo

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
@Lord_Tryzalot
Also it's like 8 degrees out, my car slides all over the road because they did a shit job plowing and there is a boil water notice. Looks like a sober, bored hermit this weekend.

On the bright side I can drink coffee again, and have been doing so quite a bit. Back when I was withdrawing/drinking it sent me into a panic so I never really drank it much, but I missed it.

I had to fly sober for like the first time in years this week as well. I hate flying. It scares the shit out of me. They were fucking around with the jet engines before takeoff and there was some smoke and a weird pressure change. Scared the shit out of me.

I dawned on me today that all my best memories were drunk. I don't think I know how to live sober. Even as a kid I never felt quite right sober. I never had that aha moment with booze, but in reflection it looks like it was subtly there all along.

Sorry for the blogpost, but ya know, bored. How is everyone else holding up?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@massdebater
Bro I’m 14 days sober and I am right there with you
As we speak I am sitting down at a nice restaurant next to a sweet old style fully loaded bar waiting for a date

Nervous about the date and FIENDING I AM FIENDING FUCK ME DEAD I AM FIENDING

God damn...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan
good luck man hope you're pounding gash in a couple hours

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BinaryMan
eat her ass, she will love it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@New_Cliche
@Ignoramus
Don’t know how to do it sober guys

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
pee in her butt

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Dreamworx
Thanks for that actually got a kek out of me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
Maybe we'll both make it user. I told my gf that "i'm done drinking for a bit" so we'll see how this goes. Hope your date goes well. She hot?

I live above a fucking bar and I can hear them bumping music now. Only thing stopping me from going down there and getting slammed is the knowledge that it won't stop. I'll wake up feeling like shit and will start slamming them for breakfast.
Fuck. Sober it is.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
i was serious

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spazyfool
tfw usually wasted for sex so I can last all night, but now sober I will probably bust in like 15 seconds

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
She’s like a 6 out of ten maybe 7 depending on your tastes

I just don’t think I know her well enough to be like no I don’t drink and I had a problem with it, now let’s have stone sober sex plz

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
U a real silly nigga

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Sir_Gallonhead
another shitty aspect about being an alc: Telling stories that you can easily get your way out of incase you decide to start drinking again

I'm kind of on a health kick, trying to cut down a little bit
I made a bet with a friend that I wouldn't drink for a month

It's manipulative and wrong, but it gives you wiggle room. If you decide to continue with sobriety you can just say that you felt better without the alcohol. If you start drinking, then hey, you're story was never permanent in the first place.

Man, drunks are sneaky.

takes2long
takes2long

@iluvmen
I haven't hung out very much with friends because it's too costly to get an uber and I want to be at home drinking. I don't drive and drink after my DUI so my limited social life has gone down.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
Yup
I try to be a bit honest, I say it fucks with my sleep and gives me rebound anxiety

But yeah I’ve never straight up told a girl I was trying to fuck that I’m an alck

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
I mean both of those things are true, it's just cause of WD lol.

I told one of my ex's. It was pathetic. I was so emotionally fucked up then. No wonder we broke up. Coming off a few days bender ended up crying and shit.I must have looked fucking gay.

My current gf sorta knows, but i keep the details of how bad it was to myself. She doesn't need to know.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PackManBrainlure
When I lived in LA I drove up to Altadena to spend the weekend with my girlfriend and due to life issues went on a full ass three day bender at her house in front of her roommates and dogs and her boss’s kids

Was not pretty when her roommate realized I had crushed a fifth of whiskey before 3 pm on day 2

That ended up in the ER

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hey guys, ive found the cure to a hangover.

Cocaine

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHbbTcbcds

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot

NO NO NO NOO

*inhales*

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
Direct pee enema is a fetish of mine too...
I thought I was the only one.

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw worn the same boxers, t shirt (under different jumpers/long sleeves), socks and jeans for at least 3 weeks now

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
Actually did it with my ex, she was into it too

Miss her every day, hence why I drink

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
@Techpill
@Booteefool
Is.. is this the alcoholic genetype? Is this how we are connected? Our love of peeing in butts?@Booteefool

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fell off the wagon lads

Not too hard though just wine and beer

Back on it tomorrow

I hope

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
that's gross user

Emberburn
Emberburn

My hangover dreams are retarded. I dreamt Henry Rollins had a brother called Jake Rollins, whom just released an album. I was in a white room with Henry Rollins and I asked him to autograph his brother's album for me. He was kind and said "Sure", and autographed it with his own name.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberburn
henry rollins sucks so bad

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Deadlyinx
not pissing in hoes

SniperGod
SniperGod

Completed first day with no booze after nearly two years of daily drinking.

Kept a full flask on me all day too. Temptation is your worst enemy. If you can look it in the face and say no, you're well on your way to recovery.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperGod
That's awesome man.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@MPmaster
The most beautiful connection

Inmate
Inmate

@SniperGod
Good fucking job m8

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@MPmaster
But I'm drinking and don't like peeing in butts.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@VisualMaster
Here in canada all liquor stores close at 11 and bars have to close by 2 but most aren't open any later than 1.
That's a lie, based Alberta liquor stores are open until 2am.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Do I drink the cheap stuff or the expensive stuff tonight, boys?

FastChef
FastChef

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

get in here fellow al/ck/'s

Nojokur
Nojokur

@MPmaster
http://www.strawpoll.me/14831421

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
Girl is 10x hotter than her pictures, drinking with her now, 14 days clean down the drain, am gonna have mad blue balls if she doesn’t go home with me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
How do I get a girl like that?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Been good all week and haven't had more than a couple of beers in any given day. I have dealt with withdrawals all week. Why not hit the reset button on them right?

RavySnake
RavySnake

i wish i was constantly drunk. it feels so much better. i wonder if thats how normal people feel all the time.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RavySnake
This is the reason why I haven't been sober for more than a couple of months over 10 years. You eventually will be given a choice to either stop or roll the dice on your life everyday. Proceed with caution user, also, the key to longevity is never get into day drinking. Always start drinking at night, never during the day.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SomethingNew
Fucking blue balled, kill me

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz
Your sweet maiden alcohol will never give you blue balls, drink up user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Illusionz
can i interest you in some pee in butt porn?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked
What would a wine waifu look like?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nojokur
yesfags btfo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@hairygrape
Something in this ballpark

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm
why would you have this saved

WebTool
WebTool

@VisualMaster
thanks user. ill remember that

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methnerd
mfw voted yes, always alone.

JunkTop
JunkTop

wake
dying from thirst
prise one eye open 1 atom wide with hydraulic lorry jack
delicious full pint of water
down in one like a pelican greedily snarfing it’s fave fish
...that wasn’t water
spend next hour laying in lake of pissvomit, drenched externally, maybe one molecule of moisture remains inside body
multiple overlapping distress calls

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperGod
Because i'm a fucking loser with a ton of spare time.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Sharpcharm
She's ugly though, I can't waifu her

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@JunkTop
vodka, gin or rotten milk

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
I have a feeling after a bottle or two of cab you would be just fine with her being your waifu.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
Shit on my face I’m supposed to be 2 weeks clean

Just got home
Damn she was cute, my balls actually hurt and all we did was kiss a little. I’m going gay. A Craigslist dude would have my nuts in his mouth right now.

Just wanna dieeeeeee but gonna take a hot bath instead

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Raving_Cute
At least find a trap so its not gay dude.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
Do you really believe that or are you just memeing?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@viagrandad
half and half, and let me explain. If you get piss drunk and fuck a trap, you will probably be able to live with yourself when the realization hits you when you're sober. If you fuck a dude you will never forgive or forget your actions unless you are legitimately gay.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spamalot
She said “let’s go on a hike this week” so do I just beta it up and tag along like her puppy dog on faggy outings until she throws me a mediocre handjob?
Or do I relapse like a motherfucker and give my dignity to the ER instead of her?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PackManBrainlure
eh not worth relapsing over.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
If she wants to meet you again then she isn't a hopeless slut. If she actually wants to go on a hike with you and sees it through, you may actually have a meaningful relationship forming. You should be hopeful not negative.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@JunkTop
i've drank my own piss before, it's not that bad dude

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Need_TLC
I want to argue with you, but I can't.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
She said “let’s go on a hike this week” so do I just beta it up and tag along like her puppy dog on faggy outings until she throws me a mediocre handjob?
She wants to see if you're worth giving her pussy exclusive access to, this is a good thing. So long as you're not 2017 me, you'll have a sex person/gf in no time.

TechHater
TechHater

@Methnerd
As a straight dude is never do that

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberburn
@Emberfire
@Flameblow
Thanks guys for the healthy attitudes, honestly
No more booze and I’ll play it cool

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
I bet if you were drunk enough and a passable enough trap threw herself/himself/whatever at you, 9 times out of 10 you would as long as nobody found out.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
I absolutely wouldn’t, because I’m heterosexual. It’s like asserting that if I was drunk, I’d want to suck a dog’s dick if someone put a wig on it. I’m straight, user

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

good evening, I hope all find ourselves nice and drunk

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
meant to (You) you instead of piss man, anyway thanks for advice

Booteefool
Booteefool

feel like chad thundercock drunk
absolute abhuman autist sober
Why does life do this to me?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
Nope. Withdrawing, 4am, and just noticed it’s Sunday, so no booze for six hours. I’m not a happy camper

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
same same same

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Np. So long as she keeps being interested in relatively "intimate," one-on-one things with you (yes, hikes are intimate in a sense), you're on a good path. You're only being led on if she's inviting you to group things, or just bringing you along for emotional support and nothing more.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PurpleCharger
unlike you, many men still understand that you are inserting your penis into a man's poopy anus when having sex with a trap

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz
Maybe you wouldn't, but you also didn't mention hitting up a dude on craiglist to get your dick sucked.

@happy_sad
see
@Illusionz

Methnerd
Methnerd

@hairygrape
Confused, what?
Not trying to start an argument here, but it amazes me that anyone would disbelieve that some people are straight

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

New thread, new day.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
Dude we’re on page 1. Leave it until page 9

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
pic related is me but replace auschwitz-bound jews with booze during business hours

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
I'm not trying to be confrontational either, I just think that a lot of people would do things they would think to be unthinkable when drunk enough. Never say never that's all.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
/ck/thread/9981112#p9981112
NEW BREAD
/ck/thread/9981112#p9981112

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperWish
I’m just conscious of how quickly stuff like this can escalate, and I don’t wanna shit up the thread. I absolutely will ‘say never’ though, because I’m heterosexual. It’s not gonna happen no matter how much booze I’ve drunk or how many drugs I’m on. I’m straight. I could no more be attracted to a dude than I could stop being attracted to girls

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PurpleCharger
Why? @Burnblaze

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
i mean we're close right, 335 is usually the end of it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fuzzy_Logic
Not trying to question your sexuality, if you truly know that you are heterosexual and impervious to any other sexual experience, then that is the end of the discussion.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
If there’s no new it’ll still be posted in until it 404’s, just worried about pissing off Veeky Forums

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
I agree, it’s just odd to me that so few gay/bi people seem to believe it, I’ve no reason to lie, I really am repulsed by the idea. Anyway yeah, should probably leave it there

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
what amount are you coming off of?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
Well I only just relapsed a few days ag...
Fuck me, it’s been 10 days.
About 500ml/day. I drank my emergency wine last night apparently. I’ve had 10mg of diazepam though. I’ll be ok in a few hours, just gotta make it until 10am.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten
The fuck is a dog tax? America does not have that anywhere I've lived and I bounced around a bit. Unless you mean like a pet deposit to a landlord that's understandable and common but just paying the government because you own a pet? Nope.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@takes2long
Eventually you start making some money and you can go out again user I've been there and it gets easier. Plus as you get older and meet settled people you go over places more than a bar and if you explain that you won't drink and drive 9 out of ten times you can crash on the couch if you aren't shady.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
Guessing he meant a dog license, they were abolished decades ago

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I fucking blew it again. three cases of beer yesterday and I'm gunna go get another soon. fuck my life I'm so sick. at least it's not liquor withdrawal, that shit is a mess.

-gin blossoms motherboard guy AGAIN

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