Cooking for a date

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Have a date with a qt in a week and said I'd cook for her. Not sure what to make though. I've got experience cooking but I've got no ideas on what to make. Thinking something spicy.

ITT drop your favorite recipes.
Pic unrelated sadly

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ask her what she likes so it doesn’t wnd up awkward

Illusionz
Illusionz

Women love Italian food

If you really want something spicy you're probably a degenerate

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Chicken piccata is decent. Italian is my go to.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

who is this slut

on topic, i make a spicy noodle soup that's basically: mushrooms, peppers, pork, onions, sesame oil, ginger, garlic, soy sauce cooked in a slow cooker on low for ~8 hours, with glass noodles added in and left for 20 minutes before serving. just throw in whatever else you have on hand, too, for added flavor.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
Some people can’t eat anything with spiciness. Imagine if she ends up being uncomfortable, sweaty and runny makeup while shitting herself.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
Thanking everyone for the responses.

This slut is Belle Delphine.

@Illusionz
I'm not talking senselessly spicy but a little spice is great.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@haveahappyday
Actually spicy food is a good idea because liking spicy food is a proxy for whether or not she will put out.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
Is she a lizard? Why is she sticking her tongue out at every chance?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'd opt for a conservative play.

Pan-fried salmon; butter and salt, nothing else.

Basic salad: cherry/grape/whatever tomatoes, thinly sliced onions/pickled red onions, a little feta if you know how to add not too much, walnuts/sunflower seeds. Whip up a vinaigrette with two parts olive oil, one parts lemon juice/vinegar, salt and pepper.

And then whatvever starch you want. Make a nice rice dish (risotto), or just assorted roasted root vegetables. I like to roast (par-)boiled beets, potatoes, and sweet potatoes. You might also enjoy turnips, parsnips, carrots, rutabaga.

Maybe that's an uninspired suggestion.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ITT
"she"
faggots, faggots everywhere

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
Not a trap, gay boi.
That gap

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew
that string of saliva
more like this?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Deadlyinx
No that's actually really good. I might go either this. Simple but classy in a way.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
Im good at pastas so id do a basic mushroom cream.

In pan olive oil + heat to onion garlic mushes
Deglaze white wine
Add seafood stock + spices (I do dill chilli flakes salt)
Simmer, add heavy cream. Stir and keep the milk from drying at top layer.
Add noodles to mixture while they are not crunchy but have a bite, add parsley and stir. Takes like 20 min, is vegetarian, you dont want a vegan gf.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
Dated a vegan once. Fucking worst. This girl has no dietary concerns. Thanks for the recipe.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
seafood stock

How do you do this? Do you eat enough seafood to make your own from shells and bones? Do you buy it premade?

If the latter, where can you typically find this, in your experience? My stores usually only sell veggie, chicken, and beef broth/stock.

(I think most people would argue that seafood stock isn't vegetarian.)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
@AwesomeTucker
Im drunk and left out that I shower the dish in parm cheese at the end

My local meijer sells boxed stock (its never one sale like the other stocks, but I like it most. I live in flyover so there is no way in hell Id make my own)

5mileys
5mileys

@Nude_Bikergirl
Shrimp shells can work.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fuzzy_Logic
whole wheat vegan calzone that covers an entire half sheet pan

TechHater
TechHater

Boil some lobsters and bake some cupcakes you stuff condoms inside before putting into the oven. Make sure you wear cleated soccer shoes.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Buy a durian two days in advance so it can thaw and you can pleb test her.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fuzzy_Logic
Bananas foster for desert is a must. Women seem to get really turned on by the lighting it on fire bit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
fuck yes durian is god-tier fruit
also the thought of it frozen is fucking bizarre I've only ever had it fresh

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fuzzy_Logic
homemade pasta. really easy and bitches love pasta

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
I'm a bitch and I don't like pasta.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
my kanna
doesn't look literally anything like kanna
Disgusted "jazz music stops" man.jpg

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
Don't do fish dude, fish is a pretty touchy thing for people and anecdotally most of the women I've ever known like seafood but not fish. Ask her before you make it at least. Go with a pasta like others have said.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BunnyJinx
Agreeing with this. I've never had a girlfriend who would eat fish though

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_GNznvIN1E

Cozy, classy, and extremely palatable with a wide variety of tastes. You're kitchen will smell like heaven, you'll have some wine leftover to go with the meal, and plates up nicely if you let it rest a few minutes after you pull it.

@Garbage Can Lid
Strong 2nd choice w/ some aglio e olio (the chili flakes and lots of garlic will have the kick you're looking for) and a green salad. Spinach, maybe arugula. Give the dressing some sweetness to offset the heaviness of the chicken and pasta.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Crepe Suzette

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic
make an asparagus and potato quiche, spring mix salad with balsamic vinaigrette, cheese and crackers, and fancy kalamata olives

RumChicken
RumChicken

fun option is summer rolls as an entree, do something else as well because cranking out a full meal with them will take too long
just mandolin/ matchstick some cucumber, bell pepper & carrot
maybe some bean sprouts, or herbs, or whatever veges
some packaged fried tofu or grilled chicken or prawns
make a lil sauce of lime & fish sauce (or soy) & diced chilli & ginger & garlic (or whatever)
get some rice paper sheets from an asian store, pic related
you just soak the sheets in some hot/ boiling water for a bit, remove, put on board
place stuff in them, drizzle over a lil bit of sauce and roll them up
serve with hoisen to dip or more of your drizzle sauce or chilli or whatever

It's a fun thing to do together while you have a few drinks, and they're extremely 'light' or 'clean' food that is exactly what girls like to eat on a date and feels 'healthy'

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fuzzy_Logic
Go out, do fun stuff, stop at a place listed on happycow. She's going to leave you by summer if all your dates are at home.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
ahegao, bro

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@eGremlin
i got you senpai

idontknow
idontknow

@JunkTop
Women love it when you cook them dinner as a date, wtf are you talking about?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Fuzzy_Logic
how many times a week do you post this ?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
Shrimp shells are what I used to do, now I live by the gulf so I'll get snapper whole at a fish market and make a few gallons from one fish not who you were asking though but that's what I usually do. I've seen Mexican groceries sell just heads and that would work too or ask the grocers seafood Dept. They may not even charge you since it's waste anyway.

FastChef
FastChef

@TechHater
Bon appetit wanna fuck?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@LuckyDusty
I'd hardly say I "love" pasta... Anything home-made that show effort and/or prowess is worth a lot of points though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@King_Martha
Asparagus on a date
Trolling or tripping

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just make a fried rice. Put all what u want into the rice, and to make it look fancy, add some sardines or sliced meat and some vegetables

Booteefool
Booteefool

@GoogleCat
It's find so long as you aren't pissing on one another

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

asking the same question as OP.
I'm thinking Spaghetti alla puttanesca, she loves italian food and pasta, it isn't as boring as fetuccine alfredo or spaghetti w/meatballs but isn't as "exotic" as carbonara.
i still haven't decided on a side dish but it'll probably be some sort of soup that goes well with the spaghetti.
served with the finest wine from Valle de Guadalupe of course.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

she's super hot but she's british. such a shame.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fuzzy_Logic
Just make turkey burgers

Source: tonight I made turkey burgers.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PackManBrainlure
Do you think you'd get the fucking bitch either way?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
never assume spicy is alright
keep anything spicy separate & optional

pasta is always safe
don't mix in the meat while cooking
I know it's sacrilegious, but it opens options
options -> topics of conversation

fish, chicken, beef, sausage - pick two to have options and don't mix into main meal until approved (including salads)
usually:
( fish + chicken ) + alfredo
(beef + sausage ) + red sauce
no pork chops until you're iron chef

don't forget bread and salad options
bread and dipping oil can be easy and fun
don't assume and load up the salad immediately
ask questions

also have multiple wines to pair/try/sample

options are key
the less you assume,
less you make an ASS out of U and YOU

@Crazy_Nice
@VisualMaster
many people do not like mushrooms

@BunnyJinx
@Sir_Gallonhead
gets it

idontknow
idontknow

@Garbage Can Lid
see
@Fried_Sushi

go boring/safe at first then work your way up to iron chef
ask questions during meal prep/flirty time
remember the answers!
here's a hint:
if she likes something then immediately add it to your shopping list
which should be on paper and not on your phone
if she doesn't then cross it off your list
(this list is for your memory more than an actual shopping list
and you can remember to ask about other things on the list)
stick it to your fridge to be "responsible"

I'm glad /pol/ is under reddit raid
I missed Veeky Forums

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PackManBrainlure
I really like an English accent.

FastChef
FastChef

@idontknow
post hidden, didnt read

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom

Good job.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi

Pan. Hot.

Olive oil.

Two eggs whisked with chives and seasoned? In.

My two egg omelette with chives and a twist - Done.

askme
askme

Make something light, like a simple pasta dish or a salad (my go to impress people food is homemade balsamic chicken salad, it's super light but noncooks are impressed if you can make homemade balsamic dressing, and it has strawberries in it which is weird, but works, and also impressed noncooks).

Unless you're for sure gonna fuck. Then make some heavy as fuck, garlic as fuck pasta. Nothing is better than weird, lazy, sweaty pasta sex, and then passing out in your own gross.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Because she's trying to appeal to permavirgins who have never (and likely will never) observe a woman's orgasm face in person.
Those sad fucks thinks that the 'ahegao' face is what women do when they cum.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Poker_Star
This was my first time to this board actually. Seems to have gone well.

Thanks everyone.

Inmate
Inmate

@LuckyDusty
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fuzzy_Logic
Why cook at all
hey baby, how about we skip dinner go straight to dessert
*winks*

Methshot
Methshot

@TechHater
Tits and timestamp or gtfo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
Those sad fucks thinks that the 'ahegao' face is what women do when they cum.
Lol boomers everyone. It's a common japshit theme where women make faces like that during sex in a doujinshi/mango/etc

The guy I'm replying to seems really sad and pathetic though, Idk why he's so angry

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
id like to grab her by those elf ears and stuff my cock down her throat until she vomits all over my hairy balls

askme
askme

@Deadlyinx
This is a winner

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
Jimmies rustled tbqhifyaknoqwhatimeanfamalamalamawhambamthankyouma’am

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fuzzy_Logic
Why not cook together? Thats always great fun and you'll get to show off your skills in real time. Oh and stick to something you know.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pasta is always a safe bet

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
Because otaku think that women sticks their tongues out when having an orgasm

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@hairygrape
he's never seen a grill's O-face before

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lord_Tryzalot
grill
neither have you Ill bet

DeathDog
DeathDog

OP whatever you do...make this and thank your saviour Chef John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKOla0-aW5o
Trust me, OP. And wash your dick.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Booteefool
It affects the taste of semen though. Don't you want your date to swallow?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

http://mymansbelly.com/2014/02/21/beer-braised-beef-short-ribs/

this over some creamy polenta or mashed potatoes. its fucking delicious and your house will smell good.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@cum2soon
grill detected

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fuzzy_Logic
The fact that you posted this picture shows that you have no taste. You're just going to fuck it up anyway so just do whatever.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
Nice. I think I'm gonna go with a lasagna and this as dessert. Simple but filling.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Booteefool
as you aren't pissing on one another

BORING

happy_sad
happy_sad

My go to is medium rare sous vide steak, seared with a torch with a mushroom sauce gravy and baked potato, usually with either broccoli, asparagus, or brussel sprouts. Purchases cheese cake for desert.

Try the whole searing with a torch thing, women love it and you seem manly and adventurous.

massdebater
massdebater

homemade pizza? get good at making bases, you dont really need to worry about toppings as she can choose her own, as long you get some good toppings in. or maybe its a second date thing depends on the girl really

idontknow
idontknow

@Fried_Sushi
Glad I'm not the only one taking a hiatus away from /pol/

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
Is she, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?

I mean, holy fuck she's gorgeous. And can you imagine her cooking for you? She probably reconstructs every fictional food you can think of. Like little fondant pokeballs and Ghbili buffets while dressed like a slutty little elf that lives off your semen.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
Much more likely that she eats boxed microwave dinners from Trader Joe's and once made a NURRRD cake from NURRDY NUMNUMS her favorite youtube channel

Assuming those pictures were't her brothers dressing her up without her consent

likme
likme

@PackManBrainlure
Browsing the internet so often, you think every girl you see is a trap. Goddamn you are pathetic. Fuck off back to /b/ faggot.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
That's a demerit.
I don't need to remind you of the rules.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Booteefool
Assuming those pictures weren't her brothers dressing her up without her consent
What's that?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If you really want to get laid, make paella. She will most likely not know what it is. My secret trick is to about half a stick of butter in small dollops about 10 minutes before it is ready.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles
Oh fuck I love paella. She'll definitely know. This roastie is well traveled. But fuck I'm tempted to make it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BlogWobbles
saffron
Any dish with the use of saffron is worth it's weight in blowjobs. But, most girls have no damn idea what these dishes are, and most girls probably wouldn't be down to eating oysters when you could just order a pizza or delivery Chinese and just as easily blow her mind.

Girls really aren't that hard to impress, user. Just using the oven for frying and baking at the same time is enough to show her that you know how to cook, and is enough to say that you can combine more than one dish. And that's all you need. Two things that every enjoys and you've got pussy for dessert.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spamalot
In fact, if you're desperate enough; just having the ingredients on your shelf is enough to show a girl that you can cook.
I once was offered a blowjob and night of sex with a fat bitch (who I had to turn away) because I just happened to have every ingredient needed to make banana bread. We made like 15 servings. There was enough for me, her the fatty, and three others people who shared some. i had no idea what I really had. but it was enough to say to her, "i know what I need and I've got it."

@Fuzzy_Logic
just order something nice. Or you can try grilling if she has daddy issues... Girls don't do eggs, forewarning. And they thoroughly enjoy starches, not including sugary carbs, less you forget. Chances are, whatever you cook, the modern girl won't even finish. You'll have to gamble with fried foods, noodles, desserts, and maybe easy make common enjoyables. You could try making a pizza with some premade dough mix, buy some fresh mozzarella ,and some different kind of fancy sausage and then take her on a trip to the other side of Italy.
The trick with any fancy bitch is to recreate another region of the world with just your imagination and the tools in your kitchen.
Try this to add some kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikaBPenUwPc

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stupidasole
She's a fucking cosplayer, I've never known one to have any skills beyond sucking cock.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StrangeWizard
Psht, what cosplayer doesn't like sushi?
Get you some of those Panda Express noodles you can buy form a can.
Then grab some wasabi and ginger; a cheap bottle of Sake; and finish with a small side of fried brown rice with a premium soy sauce and a side cup of YumYum sauce.
And in case you dindin know, making crab rangoon is fun as fuck.
Then you can just fry up some shrimp and strips of steak and/or pork on the side as a sampler platter. So instead of limiting her to one plate, the choice is all hers'.

And I personally would like to make some sauce and spice mixes she can try adding to her meat for flavor's sake.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
No doubt she eats sushi, but I highly doubt she can make it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Bidwell
No, why would she cook for you? What are you looking to eat, failed dreams? You make the sushi.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Evil_kitten
I dunno man, the guy that I originally replied to seemed like he was creaming his pants over the idea of her making a rice omelet or some shit she saw in an isekai anime.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
Then what do I cook for my waifu?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Ignoramus
get some lobsters
make sure to wear your football cleats(fancy)
stomp on the lobster in front of her when you fuck it up and it crawls out of the boiling water
?????
profit

viagrandad
viagrandad

The one suggestion I will make, is what ever you plan on cooking, do it at least once before you have the girl over. Just to make sure you know what you are doing and that you can make it turn out impressive.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@BlogWobbles
its actually disgusting from her tongue flush

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
Spaghetti alla puttanesca
extremely smelly salty strong dish filled with olives, capers, anchovies & garlic, guaranteed to make your breath reek, and named by italian whores
potentially one of the worst dishes you might serve on a date

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@whereismyname
ye, after seeing other tips and options I decided to change it.
going with spaghetti alla bolognese done right, aka not just tomato sauce, ground beef and pasta.
Some olive garden copycat soup and some wines to sample.
for dessert some cannoli and hopefully my cock.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evil_kitten
Kek

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Kadon uhang. Shrimp and coconut stew(translated)You will thank the island of Guam later. Its n you tube. Chef peter duenas, the outdoor chef.

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm

Gen-X, not boomer, and I was reading things like Dominion Tank Police and Appleseed in the late 80's before you were born, you cunt. I saw GITS and Akira in the theatre, for fucks sake. If it wasn't for early adopters like me, you wouldn't even have an anime culture in the west.

Ahegao is fucking annoying shit that only appeals to retards. A woman's O-face is an amazing thing to witness, as distinctive and individual as the women that have them. Some women like to lock eyes with you, some wall themselves off into their own little seven-second pleasure space, some grit their teeth, and some start involuntarily fucking you back ("my hips are moving on their own!").
Ahegao is stupid fake shit for morons. If you ever manage to make a woman cum, you will never look at ahegao the same way again.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Have done a few out of here. Got it for $5 at Half Price, it's pretty cringe in some places but the recipes have worked for me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
This post is enough to know you are fill of shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CodeBuns
Nice refutation there, you sure showed me. Imbecile.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
it's like someone fused Amalia and Evangelyne from wakfu into one being

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi
many people do not like mushrooms
many people should be gassed

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ask her what she likes. Make it. Bitches are so picky about food nowadays.

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid
Something simple and safe but well made. How well do you know her? Bitches love exaggerating things. She says she loves Italian but in reality she eats Chef Boyardee out of the can.
Make a good bolognese and some fresh pasta. You can make caesar salad and garlic bread too. When she gets there, chill and hang out while you sautee the pasta in the sauce, and serve. Have some shredded parmigiano regiano on hand.

TreeEater
TreeEater

If I learned anything in my limited experience with women and love life, there are two basic guidelines you can follow when pursuing most women.

1. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through her stomach, being Veeky Forums gives you that advantage.
2.Carbs. Most women I've met would have taken Pasta or a good baked bread over meat any day.

People already said it, but make pasta, buy some fine wine and you are set, homie. Pasta also has the advantage of being light enough so that she won't need to pretend not to be hungry and eat only a salad.

Good luck user, and remember if all else fails, nothing drops a girl's panties faster than chloroform.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
post Full of try hard "I was the original" type shit
expects to get taken seriously.

I don't need to refute Bullshit.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
And yet here you are again, popping up like a pimple, chiming in, claiming to be right while not actually addressing my post.
Do yourself a favour and look up the logical fallacy 'argumentum ad lapidem', you pointless waste of internet access.

Snarelure
Snarelure

If I was cooking for a date, it would have to be a sharing dish for two. So something like a cooked fish salad, like prawn or shrimp with onion, mushroom, leak and whatever. Then have a separate bowl of cold cherry tomatoes, leafy greens and cucumber, another of chicken... another of noodles/pasta/rice, another of pork, another of onion rings, have some homemade creamy or hot sauces on the side. Would be tough to co-ordinate and you'd have to aggressively clean as you go, but it would be essentially easy and impressive to present, especially on a nice set of placemats, and you could just talk about what you liked and didn't like if you run out of conversation. And if it's really good, you get to fug her.

SniperGod
SniperGod

New york striploin steak medium rare
fresh green beans, carrots and yellow beans lightly seared with olive oil
baked potato served with a dollop of sour cream and chives
Bitches usually go NUTS when they see steak served, and new york striploin is fairly inexpensive when it comes to tasty steak.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
Ah shit, this was the picture I meant to use. But yeah it would be fun as hell to make a variety of vegetables and meat. As long as it's not fishheads in curry or some godforsaken shit.

@SniperGod
Steak
You might be under 21 or into fat bitches.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
downblouse

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater
Pizza is a second date thing as you can make the dough the day ahead let it rest overnight and have fun teaching her to roll it out. Cook that shit in a cast iron pan and it is fantastic as a personal pizza she feels like she learned a new skill and gets to break a diet, instant trip to the bedroom.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fuzzy_Logic
Koreans do a dish called wal nam ssam, make-your-own ricepaper rolls. Lots of salad and vegies, a bit of lean protein, you can eat a ton and it's tasty and good for you. The two of you can have fun perfecting your rolling technique together!

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fried_Sushi
Does that work? Making dough is easy but getting them to roll it out is another thing. Used to cater for kids parties where they made their own pizzas and it was pretty tough. Too much room for error imo, I would have taken them out somewhere fancy by that point

Inmate
Inmate

If you enjoy fish you can make this

-Get some tilapia and 1 lemon each for every 2 pieces of fish
-First get a plate or platter and dump the lemon juice onto the fish
-Sprinkle a good amount of cajun seasoning onto the fish, and a light sprinkle of black pepper and cayenne pepper (or more depending how spicy i guess) and let that marinate for 30 mins or longer
-Dump a bit of that marinade in a hot pan with olive oil or butter and cook however long you want (aka like a steak, however rare you want it to be)

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
It's easy m80.2

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ArhZPYplFk

Forgot the damn link, god damn it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Deadlyinx
tfw gf makes those faces involuntarily

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperGod
fresh green beans, carrots and yellow beans lightly seared with olive oil
You mean saute or fried, searing something means very high heat to develop a crust, so lightly searing something would be very high heat for a very small amount of time, ie, undercooked very crunchy vegetables. No one wants that, and you can't even sear things with olive oil without burning it.

your whole post really, is just like, wow, you a dumb nigga. that part especially triggered me though

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Gigastrength
It's pretty open-minded of you to date someone with cerebral palsy, user.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
spaghetti bolognese
fucking spag bol
ahahahahahahhaa this is 12 year old making dinner for the first time tier

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Inmate
tilapia.

Stopped reading there son. Enjoy your anal leakage.

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
Das retar

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Fuzzy_Logic
date in a week
She isn’t showing up user. Girls never plan a date more than 3 days in advance if they actually plan on showing up.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SomethingNew
I dunno about you but I didn't have the attention span to make ragu alla bolognese at the age of 12

anything taking longer than an hour was pretty big deal to me at that age

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
This. Most can be done in advance. All you have to do "a la minute" is dress the salad and cook the salmon.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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@Boy_vs_Girl
Sounds cool but she's actually Korean and I don't want to come off as some yellow fever weeb trash.

Evilember
Evilember

@hairygrape
It's a second date my dude and she seemed pretty hype about it at the time. Don't project so hard.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
Are you weeb trash with yellow fever?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
Slight weeb trash that got over my yellow fever years ago. This is actually the first Asian I've dated in a long time.

Point being if I don't have to come off as that out the gate it would be better.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evilember
nigga I’m married. I just wanted to be a dad, and now I am. Me and my little guy are bros and play with LEGO and dinosaurs and shit. Who do you have to play LEGO and dinosaurs with? That’s what I thought.

Faggot

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@BlogWobbles
casual banter about dates
HEY EVERYONE I FUCKED UP MY LIFE, GIVE ME VALIDATION
Here is your validation

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
My roommates got a cool Lego set. I could play Lego and dinosaurs with him. I can't wait until your daughter is older so I can cook pasta for her and rail her from behind.
Hypothetically.

Also thanks everyone for the recipe suggestions. Keep them coming.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
Taking care of babies is for moms. I’m not a fucking mom.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@AwesomeTucker
Ah I see, so you want validation but not responsibility. I guess user was right @TechHater
about railing your kid from behind when she gets older, because she's definitely going to have some daddy issues.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx
hypothetically speaking, if I had a daughter, why would she be the one to fuck either of you when literally no one else on the planet will?

Moms take care of babies. Babies want their moms. I had no issue changing diapers or letting him nap on me, but all he ever really wanted was titty, and I don’t blame him. Now that he’s 3, we go camping together without my wife.

How much of a soyboy do you need to be to honestly think a father should be the one to raise a baby? You sound like the kind of guy who would marry a woman who’s pregnant with someone else’s kid.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
why would she be the one to fuck either of you
You're right, only you have the right to pork her, sorry "dad"
Moms take care of babies.
And so do dads. Except you, of course, because that's "gay"
but all he ever really wanted was titty
RRAWRR attaboy just like a real man! See? Males should not interact with other males even their own offspring because that's totally gay!
How much of a soyboy do you need to be
My dad was around when I was a kid, so, yeah, I guess that makes me a homo.
a woman who’s pregnant with someone else’s kid
Closeted, absentee father with a cuckolding fetish. Let me guess you have hundreds of gigabytes of "blacked" torrents.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@w8t4u
That's escolar, you mong

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fried_Sushi
Him
Him
He
Such a shit farther that your daughter went trans in the span of a few posts

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
Tilapia is still a trash fish

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
Stop being retarded on purpose you weeb faggot. Also, dating gooks is disgusting.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
Never been in a date

@Fuzzy_Logic

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PackManBrainlure
Well she is

Techpill
Techpill

@hairygrape
That's the rule for Tinder dates, people dates you can plan in advance.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CodeBuns
nobody gives a fuck roastie

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
GOTEEM

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Deadlyinx
@farquit
@Spamalot
@likme
small penor detected

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Deadlyinx
those sad fucks thinks that
it's not that complicated
it's just an artistic trend being replicated irl, nobody thinks real people that
@Fuzzy_Logic
Chicken parm, because everybody likes chicken, and everybody likes cheese
and some mixed veggies on the side, with one (1) meme vegetable like eggplant

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Raving_Cute
Holy shit, hot af and I usually find white women look like insipid stale tea.

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
I'm pretty sure she's not white

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PackManBrainlure
Silly boy. Wal nam ssam is not very well known outside Korea, it'll show her that you're culturally sensitive.
She'll also appreciate it far more than grilled tilapia or bolognese.
You can serve it and tell her that you've never tried it before, and can she show you how to make the rolls? If she says yes, and the two of you have fun, you're in like Flynn.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@whereismyname
Are you blind? She's Asian

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
idk why but the term "pasta sex" had me on the floor

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Deadlyinx
No dumbass. People like it becase they imagine sticking their dick in there. Mouths are just fucking hot.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Disgusting.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Deadlyinx
Imagine being such a sad sack that you LARP like this as a jaded seasoned guy who has totally had the sex

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Raving_Cute
post more like this
but with more tits

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
You must be out of your mind.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
Different strokes my man, but after becoming a dental hygienist I just find the human mouth horrifying.

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
saffron
If the girl is into fish then fish soup is pretty basic and amazing. Add clams (with shells) if you want to give a fancy impression.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RumChicken
DO NOT soak in hot or boiling water it will ruin the integrity of the sheet

soak in cold water

Illusionz
Illusionz

@farquit
Quality post.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@farquit
Same here, first-wave weeb, I haven't enjoyed anime in a long time though. Probably a combination of growing up, and the fact that the internet has lowered the barrier for making an anime available so any old garbage makes it over to the english speaking world unlike the old days where they had to cherrry pick because it was a huge deal to subtitle and distribute an animu

Snarelure
Snarelure

bring a dry red wine

[main dish]
rack of lamb, seasoned with salt, pepper and garnished with some parsley

sauce strawberry jam simmered in hot pepper flakes and rum (drizzle a little but and have a small thing on the side so she can add more if she wants

rice with tumeric, salt, onions and finely diced tomatoes

salad: spinach, mozzerella, cherry tomatoes, olive oil, and a balsamic vinegar glaze.

[dessert]
sliced fruits (strawberry and apples etc.)
pairs nicely with the wine

[morning after, if sex happens]
eggies in a basket with a side of leftover salad
coffee in bed

idontknow
idontknow

@Evilember
@Harmless_Venom
Nevermind, she's white
http://striderscribe.tumblr.com/post/169718122236/your-lips-are-beautiful-whats-your-ethnicity
and dumb enough to reply with her race when I asked her ethnicity
no fat in her brain, but she's a good person

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@hairygrape
she

bad news bro

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Carnalpleasure
That doesnt sound very good.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fuzzy_Logic
If you want spice do a chillie verde stew, typically way i make it is add some water to green chillie sauce brown whatever meat you wanna add preferably pork then onion and whatever vegetable you want, its actually pretty good when you add a stick of butter but maybe not a whole stick.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Deadlyinx
To be fair that's a great choice!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sharpcharm
Explain the crossed eyes then, fuckstain.

@Emberfire
Well, I used to have sex, but then I got married.

@Crazy_Nice
We were the weirdos, I was building plastic gundam-type mecha as a hobby in the mid-80’s after watching Macross religiously every Saturday morning. And you’re right, most anime is shit now, and even the ‘good’ stuff often makes me wonder why they bother.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Sharpcharm
does it help if I play the grungy music while cooking this?

Methshot
Methshot

@Fuzzy_Logic
OP my go to first date recipe is the Hannibal Osso Bucco recipe. It's a fucking panty dropper. Plus the difficulty level is pretty low. Just google it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Bidwell
Yeah it's one on one and honestly you aren't making huge pies in a wood fire oven. 4 oz. Dough are perfect for a cast iron Lodge and you just need it preheated and stick it in the oven. Too hot and the bottom will burn not hot enough and it will just be thin crust so go under rather than over. Learning to rollout takes 20 minutes to learn since you don't need to know how to throw it in the air or anything that takes some skill.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
Basic salad: cherry/grape/whatever tomatoes, thinly sliced onions/pickled red onions, a little feta
salad consisting of just tomato onion and literally cheese
how retarded are you reddit faggots
@RumChicken
@askme
@Methshot
@Playboyize

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PackManBrainlure
super hot
I disagree, she's pretty, i wouldn't go as far as to say she's super hot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
This is what autism looks like.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@farquit
Gen-X, not boomer, and I was reading things like Dominion Tank Police and Appleseed in the late 80's before you were born, you cunt. I saw GITS and Akira in the theatre, for fucks sake. If it wasn't for early adopters like me, you wouldn't even have an anime culture in the west.

Wow dude you are so cool

Nojokur
Nojokur

@VisualMaster
She is far from thickums bro she isn't hot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
I'm autistic because i don't find a fairly average girl hot? Thanks for letting me know pal.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I like making pasta aglio e olio, very easy, very quick and very good.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
Enjoy the date, because you are going to get dumped. Chicks don't want a cheapskate who can't afford a restaurant. I bet your apartment hasn't even got a bay view.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
Literally not even human

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
I don't understand petite girls that are worried about not having enough chest fat.
Honestly, small, perky tits are best tits.
Chubby women make me I'll to look at.
Fat women make me want to cull them.
Both make me depressed they chose to be fat sacks of worthless shit instead of beautiful bodied princesses. As almost all of them would be if they had any sense or self control.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
Being a gynecologist wouldn't improve your outlook on vagina then.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
Spaghetti Vongole. Ask if she like mussels first.

5mileys
5mileys

@Fuzzy_Logic
About 40 hard Boiled eggs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@5mileys
She's gonna have such bad gas she's never gonna be able to leave my place.

Making the lasagna tomorrow with her btw. Thanks for the pasta suggestion. Turns out this bitch does indeed love pasta. I'll keep everyone posted on how it goes. If not I've got the backup coming over on Saturday to "watch Netflix and drink wine".

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@5mileys
kek

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@5mileys
Make sure beforehand you remove the toilet paper from your bathroom. Then when she runs in film her yelling for help and violently blasting shit while you chuckle and shout "worldstar!" in the background.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ask her about food hangups and do a sugar/salt brined porn tenderloin with two matching sides if possible. Google everything you don't know how to do. Risotto and a vegetable would be my go-to.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BlogWobbles
porn tenderloin
giggity.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@5mileys
no one will post the image

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sir_Gallonhead
For u

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@LuckyDusty
@eGremlin
Oops here for u

Bidwell
Bidwell

Ask her what kind of food she likes for some inspiration beforehand, Italian is a good go to but you have to be particular about what kind of Italian you make you don't want anything messy like spaghetti because it's going to make eating and conversing awkward the same rule applies when you have a job interview or a business lunch, if you have time practice cooking the meal once before hand to see if there's any tricks or areas that you can improve on, avoid spicy food like the plague no girls going to want to hang out after let alone do anything further when she has an upset stomach, if you go Italian try not to make the dish too acidic tomatoes will do that and will upset your stomach, and finally don't be a loser make sure you have multiple sides including a bread a vegetable and either a second green vegetable or a pasta.

Source: I got laid once.

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