Who here /water/?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Supergrass
every carbon based form of life

Lunatick
Lunatick

agua

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Supergrass
I like my water like I like my women, dry.

cum2soon
cum2soon

why do girls pretend to like water?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
Sorry, OP.
I only pepsi

RumChicken
RumChicken

that first chug of the day

I buy gallon jugs of water and just chug from them whenever I'm thirsty (my tap water is shitty)

blows my mind that people have to actually motivate themselves to drink more water...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@RumChicken
I fucking know I swear I get up sometimes in the night with a dry throat and drink some water and its hard to stop myself from moaning because of how fucking orgasmic it is, water is a blessing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i prefer WATER

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
have to stop myself from moaning
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Methshot
Methshot

seltzer master race incoming

farquit
farquit

@Supergrass
/W473R/

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
drinking water

YOU FAG ASS NIGGA

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
smart water doesn't make you smart

you fucking faggots will argue about anything

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Two gallons a day for the last sixteen years. I piss more volume per day than some people drink.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@RumChicken
Cases of bottles much cheaper per ounce than gallons near me. Kinda weird.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
don't tell your age on Veeky Forums dude, you cna get banned wtf

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Stupidasole
I'm sure an infant can chug 2 gallons of water.
fuck off retard

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
I started this water routine at 19.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BlogWobbles
two gallons are 7 litres, how do you put that much liquid inside your body?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
I have a 40 oz. Hydro Flask that I fill throughout the day from two gallon jugs I keep in the fridge. I started doing this after I got a kidney stone and vowed to do everything I could to avoid them.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Can someone please recommend a good reusable bottle for desk use that will keep my tap water nice?

Inmate
Inmate

@haveahappyday
As I mentioned @haveahappyday
, definitely recommend Hydro Flask. Keeps liquid cold all day even when sitting in the sun. Ice got a 40 oz. but they also make smaller ones, and a 64 oz. Guaranteed for life.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
I've got, not ice. Two years ago when I was repainting my shed in the middle of Ohio summer, I filled the bottle with ice water and drank it throughout the day. There was still ice in it at the end when the shed was finished.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

he drinks water

Snarelure
Snarelure

This. Ever had that feeling where you're really thirsty and when you start drinking water is feels like an involuntary action, never had that feeling with any other liquid.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

anyone else feel like shit if they don't get enough water?

i drink about 8-10 liters per day

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
but user, water is the ONLY liquid
all other drinks are just water with other random bullshit mixed in

juice
soda
coffee
tea
alcohol
all water with some random shit in it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

coffee, tea and juice

water sucks

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spazyfool
u suck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Spazyfool
Fuck off, coach Klein.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stupidasole
I DRINK OIL NIGGER WHAT NOW

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
based water

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
Are you a robot?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
It's good to hear that you have recovered, keep it up buddy, I might as well start drinking water too in order to prevent those stones... just not that much water lmao

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx
It was the worst thing I've ever felt. The pain was indescribable. It was literally blinding. I could do nothing but lie on the floor rocking back and forth, half moaning, half screaming. I couldn't stand or talk. My wife was trying to drag me out of the house to take me to the emergency room but she couldn't. I peeled back the nail on my index and middle finger from scraping them against the vinyl flooring in the living room. The only conscious thought I was having was that I wished I were dead. I wouldn't wish a kidney stone on my worst enemy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Inmate
what lid should I get? it's looking hard to order lids individually in australia

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

f r e s s

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Big Water pushing their product again.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
How much do you sweat a day?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Who /club soda/ here?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BinaryMan
I have the regular screw lid with loop that it ships with.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
Drinking anything immediately after waking up tastes fucking disgusting since you have that gross sleep taste in your mouth

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Supergrass

I'll have mine neat, please

SniperGod
SniperGod

This thread is overwhelmingly Reddit-tier. you aren't special for drinking water. Everyone does it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

/ H 2 0 B O I S /

RavySnake
RavySnake

2018
consuming the hydrogen jew

StonedTime
StonedTime

Classic thread.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

being a literal waterboy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperGod

not at all true, plenty of dummies only drink alcohol and soda or juice

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Harmless_Venom
I hope you get another one fagit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SniperGod
water has literally zero benefits for your body

Emberburn
Emberburn

@idontknow
water doesnt make you smart idiot. its just the name of the bottle

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Raw water or cooked?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan

boiled obviously, who the fuck wants worms

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PackManBrainlure
T. brain dead fatty
just keep on chugging on the 2l bottle of coke that will make you live long.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PackManBrainlure

that's the best bait i've seen today

MPmaster
MPmaster

@New_Cliche
What's it like living in the third world?

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster

ohio isn't all bad

likme
likme

@RumChicken
Glad it's not just me. Water is like chocolate milk - I can't just take a sip. I gotta chug that shit cause it's so damn good. I get up once or twice in the night and chug some water, chug some water in the morning, chug water at work, and then in the evening when I get home I chug some more. Fuck I love water.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@farquit
ohio sucks, virginia is best

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
I can second the hydro flask recommendation. I've had my 21oz for 3 years and use it everyday. If I were to buy one again I'd go for a size or two up so I wouldn't have to refill as frequently.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RumChicken
My tap water is also gross. Just get a brita pitcher man. I bought one back in college almost a decade ago and still use it everyday. Nothing beats ice cold water. Keep a cup by my bed every night. I wake up and just chug water then go back to sleep.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Emberburn
but faggots like you buy it all the time anyway. stop feeding marketing faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberfire
enjoy your waterbugs faggot

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
Do Americans really drink this?

takes2long
takes2long

@Booteefool
wtf are waterbugs

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
Here's a recent picture I took of some. Also known as toe biters.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Supergrass
too spicy for me

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

can someone post the meme about water that goes something like this

"feeing nauseous // *one sip of water* // instantly feel better"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@takes2long
sea roaches

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Boy_vs_Girl
fucken kek

massdebater
massdebater

@lostmypassword
dehydration

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

enjoy having to pee, stupid waterfags

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
*sips fedora*
also why are sip threads being deleted all of a sudden

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass

Matcha master race here.

This mixed with cold water is all I drink:

https://www.amazon.com/Tradition-Powder-Matcha-Product-Taiwan/dp/B001T5GHUM

Water is for faggots.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@hairygrape
That sounds like a family story your children s children will tell when the new generation of youngsters asks why a hydroflask on the fireplace mantle

King_Martha
King_Martha

you reminded me i need to hydrate. gonna go drink a liter rn thanks op

Evilember
Evilember

Which fast food joint offers the best WATER?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evilember
review brah has given the definitive answer and it's def starbucks venti iced water

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@GoogleCat
meme lad

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RavySnake
that is for soy numale fagboats like you

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/hot water/ in the winter
/fizzy water/ in the summer

Emberburn
Emberburn

For me, it's WATER

Evilember
Evilember

@Methshot
YO WHAT? They make sparkling water?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Deadlyinx
Whys that napkin on her head?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CouchChiller
She lost a bet.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who here /sodastream/?

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
@RumChicken
@Evil_kitten
Let's make this a general and create a retarded identity around the fact that we all drink /WATUH/ and we can all be genetic-failure-friends like the SIP/DEENZ posters.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
Other people actually brush their teeth annon

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Forget to drink water for two days
Piss dark red/brown
Immediately chug half gallon of water so my kidneys don't shut down

Firespawn
Firespawn

dude h2o lmao

WebTool
WebTool

@FastChef
failure
idk, our threads hit bump limits while the two threads you redbullies made died instantly..

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

Illusionz
Illusionz

@WebTool
Have fun with your low functioning kidneys and caffeine crash, I'll be over here actually tasting food and remaining awake and full of energy all day.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Supergrass
I raw water, but i is from Iceland, unlike some polluted 3rd country rest of you are from.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
i've always wondered why nonsippers are so bitter and cynical

Snarelure
Snarelure

I only drink distilled water

idontknow
idontknow

@Burnblaze
Obviously edited, the original text read "president suffers migraine after caffeine crash".

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Burnblaze
so bitter and cynical
It's more that people get fed up with your nonsense and indignation.

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
bruh like just don't reply hahahahaha like change threads haha close yours eyes hahahahahhahaha

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
Currently enjoying some ice cold agua myself

FastChef
FastChef

@FastChef
and we can all be genetic-failures like the SIP/DEENZ poster
fixed it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Supergrass
wtf is this image lmao

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

that ain't Cherry Coke Zero, user

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@eGremlin
The clear cups make it seem nicer.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Lunatick
mizu

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i've been chronically dehydrated.

once i started intensive hydration, i swear it took 5-10 years off my face.

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
Told ya I ain't got no agua

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
This.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure
Typical PNW faggots.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Harmless_Venom
PNW
I'm from the pacific northwest and practically everyone I know eats food. I really get the impression it's normal.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@King_Martha
Equal parts sugar and water only.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How do you guys make your water?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Poker_Star
this woman had a brighter light shone at her face

askme
askme

Only have tapwater in the house rn ugh. If I cool it its still drinkable..

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nude_Bikergirl

Funfact if u only drink water u dont have to brush ur teeth.

Skullbone
Skullbone

is there anything more nasty than room temperature (or worse, warm) water from a plastic bottle?
if I was stranded in the desert I'd rather die of thirst than drink a warm bottle of dasani

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
Many things. Like that foul beef taste no one else seems to taste besides u. On random occasions.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Poker_Star
@haveahappyday
Picture was also taken with a different lens

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evil_kitten
Get a can of cold seltzer. Open it. Put it on your desk and let it sit there. After 24 hours you will have a can of pure, room temperature water. Enjoy.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Skullbone
Room temp water is absorbed better than cold water. I agree with you, though. Given the choice, I'll take ice cold water all day.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Sharpcharm
Your kidneys wouldn't even shut off past three days

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
@Skullbone
I think it's more something about the minerals they add for "taste".
And something about the plastic of the bottle and that weird clingy feeling of it on your tongue.
It's just bitter and terrible taste and feeling and it's like the plastic has tainted the mouth feel of the water.
idk that's just what i think

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PurpleCharger
I fill one of those large rectangular Brita tanks about once a day and use that to fill a 40 oz Hydro Flask or make sparkling water with it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
awa de uwu (sin ewe)

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