Rate this dinner my girlfriend just cooked for me

No, nobody is stupid enough to just brown ground pork and throw it on the plate.

>pork
so you're not muzzies or kikes
>asparagus
so you're not into watersports
>potatoes as the carb, with skin
so you're taking good care of your bodies

overall i'd say 14/88 you should knock her up

carbs McCarbington

Dyel

kill her and then yourself. fucking hell. no person should have to endure that.

At least you remembered to take the pic before eating half your plate this time, OP.

Potatoes and asparagus look bland/plain but edible... but what is other stuff? Reminds me of natto.

Cooked pretty good. Ground pork served like that is bad, make a patty at least. No napkin. No place mat.

Obviously the napkin is in his lap where it belongs

I suppose the napkin for the other plate is in his lap too?

Just 3 asparagus?

On the chair dingus

it's nice of her to make you dinner after you made her all those gourmet breakfasts

isn't twitter bankrupt yet

you seen this dude's other threads?

people still use twitter? i thought it was just bots by now.

>the potatoes are practically whole
those CANNOT be cooked properly holy shit

Just because you can't cook a potato doesn't mean everyone can't

Wheres the meat you sick fuck?

And why didn't you peel potatoes you lazy fuck?

Looks decent.

Looks edible, but boring, dull and extremely bland. Your choice of beverage is also extremely concerning. Are you a child?

Not bad. My only gripe is that you didn't pour your drink into a nice tall glass cup. Oh and congrats on being left handed.

I’ve visited ck three days in a row now and I’ve seen a post from you every night. How long have you been doing this, user?

>drinking Monster with an evening meal
>straight out the can

Do Americans really do this

> two sippers
Hope you two have no intention of reproducing

Also needs some sauce of some kind, even if it's a quick and dirty garlic mayo

excellent beverage friend

Thanks fellow /sipper/

I'd just put some butter and parmesan cheese on, my dude

You deserve each other

Your gf is a dumb bitch, it seems.

Why would you guys peel your potatoes? The skin is good

Whoever does the dishes needs to be shot.

>potatoes undercooked and not even quartered or seasoned
>no greens
>pile of grey/brown slop
>not drinking water

cute

lesbians leave

Do you not love your gf, OP? Why would you smear her like this?

waaaaaaaay too much potato

Their """"girl""""friend is a tranny so you don't need to worry about that.

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some trannies are fertile, so she might get pregnant?

No...

>fried ground pork in a pan
>threw some potatoes and asparagus in the oven
>slopped it on a plate
Is this even worth posting? 4/10 I guess.

Are you retarded?

food is 4/10

drink is -100/10

dont ever post on my ceekay ever again

Top kek user.
Top fucking kek

>drinking Monster with dinner
What the fuck is your problem? You maniac.

What? some trannies still shoot fertile cum if they're early in HRT and take a break, so OP might get pregnant

He is a NEET, he has nothing to do.

I dont know what everyone is complaining about. I ate like this when i was cutting just maybe enough asparagus to fill its own plate so i could shit

same

>no greens
Did you miss the 3 asparagus?

Asparagus is alright, could be even better with a little olive oil and some sesame seeds sprinkled. Potatoes could be replaced with Chinese yams and whatever that other stuff is with some kind of poultry or red meat and you got yourself a solid and viable palaeo meal. Any cheap red wine would also be a preferable drink.

Do you even realize what your question would imply?

What makes you think OP is female?

So are you implying OP is a heterosexual posing as a lesbian?

im not following
who the fuck has a working penis and testicles?

the majority of Veeky Forums is female so that's just my default assumption
lots of self-proclaimed lesbians date trannies, whether you agree with the sentiment or not.
OPs gf? potentially, if she is indeed a tranny, she might have sperm banked or still have a working penis

don't drink monster at dinner time

>the majority of Veeky Forums is female
ahahah

>OP plates two dinners
>Opens two cans of Monster
>Sets the table for two

Y-you guys l-like my dinner? My totally real, not made up, girlfriend made if for me...

>meal consists of unseasoned ground meat on a plate with lazily cut potatoes, 3 little pieces of asparagus and an energy drink
>assume they're female
This is classic manchild eating habits, the fact that they're dating a tranny is even more damning. If OP is ""female"" then they're likely also a tranny, i.e. a male with a dick and no womb to give birth from.

What’s wrong with his statement?

everything

Butter is not the answer to everything you fucking amerifat.

Fine then. Ranch. Whatever.

>lets use fat instead of fat

trannies are great at making food

plenty of women suck ass at cooking, you cant deduct who cooked by how lazy it looks

You eurocucks are the worst. How about VEGEtable oil? Or is that too ""'fat""" for you?

Is this a joke?

Evidently not
Women that suck at food suck at it in a different way though. They make shitty boxed meals, or some garbage recipe they saw on Buzzfeed or Pinterest that uses canned soup and a pound of pre shredded cheese as ingredients. Manchildren that suck at cooking are usually lazy shits that make absolute diarrhea slop like the OP image and wash it down with their cancerous fluorescent energy drinks so they can go back to jerking it to H games and playing LoL.

>this post is unironical

pretty bad, looks really really bland 3/10

post her feet

>the majority of Veeky Forums is female
what kind of retard are you

those potates look raw or at least crunchy

Disgusting, i hope this is just you trying to be memey

>energy drinks
You must be 18 to post here.

s-stop user, i was trying to make fun of OP, not feel for him... :(

Not good at all my dude. I mean at least she tried but she put in the damn bare minimum.

I’m new here pls tell me do you do this every day?