Okay fuckers. Baker living in Virginia here, which means two things.
1) I just woke up, so it's breakfast time 2) the 1.5 inches of snow on the ground means everything is closed for the day
.....so, we're gonna make some What's-In-The-Fridge eggy in a basket.
Zachary Ward
First things first. Get yourself some bread. Have some goddamn self respect and buy a loaf of sourdough from a local bakery. Anything too cakey is gonna turn kind of french toasty on us.
Zachary Diaz
Next, cut out the exact volume of one large egg from the middles. If you throw them away I will find you, and I will kill you.
Isaac Hernandez
Then you're gonna mayo up one side of everything on your plate. I don't know what asshole in my house bought this mayonnaise but use Duke's for christ's sake, or Hellman's if you're a yankee.
Jackson Carter
Throw that shit down in a cast iron that your roommates routinely destroy the seasoning on and then mayo the other side as well.
Jack Lopez
Wait about a minute over high heat before you crack the eggs into the holes. This'll help stop them leaking out from under the bread.
If you're gonna fork and knife it, you can leave the yolks in tact if you like 'em runny, but I tend to use my hands, so I break the yolks to prevent messy hands later.
Kayden Mitchell
Give it a while and then one good flip til both sides are done to your liking, then look in your fridge for whatever bullshit might go good on top of eggs and toast.
Jacob Robinson
Carefully load your slices into a crusty toaster oven and wait 'til the cheese is melted to your liking.
Jackson Clark
Go pet your dog while you're waiting. You know you've been ignoring him.
Carson Johnson
Finally, salt and pepper, any sauces you might wanna put on, and enjoy.
Juan Perry
Id eat it
William Green
Take the dog out in the snow, dogs love snow.
-t Canadian.
Angel Mitchell
Why don’t you buy some fucking new plates? You’re either oldfag or poorfag.
Levi Ward
Turned out pretty tasty. I think if you start with good bread fried in mayo it's hard to go wrong.
Takin' him out soon. He's about halfway to being off leash trained so we're gonna go to the park down the street and do some long-leash recall exercises.
We've got plenty of 'em. All my money tends to go towards motorcycles.
Parker Richardson
Spotted a tattoo on his thumb, I'd guess the poorfag was gifted them by an oldfag or oldfags are the roommates he mentioned.
Luis Jackson
Pickle and fried eggs seem a strange combo, but I eon't knock it until I've tried it.
Cameron Cox
Roommates are all poor folks who probably got the plates at a thrift store/from their parents.
Jaxson Reed
That's the beauty of a What's-In-The-Fridge meal. You get to try out some combinations you might not have otherwise.
Xavier Ramirez
I didn't know Kraft Singles came in so many different colors.
Mason Hall
I just wanted to take a momnet to post how i apreaciate your contribution to this board wit actual cooking oc, one gets really tired of /sip/ circlejerks and webm threads.