Itt: characters that are literally you

You make gunpowder out of piss, run with genocidal maniacs, dance naked, and frame people for child molestation.

You also don't shave your eyebrows.

You *don't* make gunpowder out of piss... etc.

I meant to say you DON'T do any of those things...

GOD DAMMIT

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Ivan Fyodorovitch Karamazov

Marcovaldo.
I recently got intoxicated by a flower (Emilia fosbergii). I always thought that they were very pretty and since they grow next to my house, I decided to give it a try. They should be edible. I ended up shitting all day long, thinking of Marcovaldo.

I swear to Christ it's not even funny.

Women on Veeky Forums?! Th-that's crazy!!! Get back to Facebook, foul beings!!!

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Oh you poor mother fucker. . .

yeah op you can only wish to be satan chad

Is Blood Meridian sci-fi or something? Judge Holden seems like something you'd find in a science fiction novel.

how can reptiles even compete?

Do you go into every book expecting pure realism?

Devin Townsend?

Arturo Bandini

the protagonist from my diary desu

Anselm

The book is basically a Hellenistic epic just set in the Old West

Oblomov.

Kochan

J. Alfred Prufrock
Kill me

Lex Luthor?

intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

I'm great at parties

Bump

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Bad bait

He's literally everyone who posts on 4chins

This is literally me except I'm poor and didn't kill anyone and don't have sex with hookers or a gf/fiance or have a job but otherwise literally me

ilia volyova

I'm so sorry for you.

Who else couldn't help picture this guy as the Judge?

Or do I watch way too much tranny porn?

have you considered joining our facebook page?

LMAO I didn't but now I can't unsee it.

also have had a crush on him since I was a teenager and would totally give my gay virginity to him if I weren't so repressed, no homo

that reminds there's this dude in one porno series that looks almost exactly like me, it's weird man, first i'm like how the fuck did some guy who looks like that get a job in porno, then it feels all weird like when you watch a video of yourself, and then to top it all off he's always fucking this one chick with giant tits, and i'm not a titman, so the whole thing is fucking weird as shit, wtf man idk

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

the guy in a rebourse is probably the most relatable dude ive read then one day im listening to some lectures on french lit and the prof is like "desesaint or w/e is a terrible person and we're not meant to like him" i was like uh fml, he was clearly an autistic mf with all the gems and plants n shit, fuck that prof

*tips tophat*

Was he ever described as wearing a hat in the novel? Seems very out of character

My translation said "german hat"

literally me

somewhere in the beginning iirc. it was a rather rough hat though, not as noble as it looks in the drawing.

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In the Garnett translation someone refers to him as a "German Hatter" and it's then described as a tall round hat

Classic

>tfw you are literally sutree

lol

Heil

where did you get this picture of me

God I hate you for this
>ywn read the Judge's diary of sexcapades in Bangkok

Pretty bad painting. Holden is described as having a child-, even babylike face.

What's the life of a Japanese salaryman like?

Yeah this would be more accurate

He's a big guy.

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Unintelligent, wicked, and with a nihilistic sense of humour

Actually every in this thread is pic related

Very /u/

everyone*, fuck this shit

man I came here to post this; fuck you, I challenge you to a duel, you absolute fuck

this with a hint of this I am very unhappy.

I'm seeing a correlation here between Veeky Forums and old cartoons

it's a meme you dip

Total badass driver/hacker/swordsman but still a gentleman to the ladies.