OFFICIAL LUNCHMEAT POWER RANKINGS

1.Roast Beef
2.Turkey
3.Corned Beef
4.Salami
5.Chicken

9001.Ham
90000001.Bologna

>prosciutto
>mortadella
>not in top 5

Kill your self

Processed deli roast beef really is good.

The darker the color, the better. That beef flavor condenses. Almost get this earthy, mushroom-like flavor.

Inb4 autists get mad 'cause i said "earthy."

>earthy
kys

So does that list go up or down in power?

(you)

Pastrami should be high up on that list.

Brisket

I'm assuming that it goes without saying that liverwurst is at the very top, so doesn't even need to be mentioned.

1. Pastrami
2. Liverwurst
3. Roast beef
4. Blackened turkey
5. Cornbeef
6. Capicola
7. Salami
8. Prosciutto
9. Chicken salad (should count)
10. Aged provolone (I could think of anymore lunch meat)

Italian cured meats >>>>> all others

Boloney

i'd say a good homemade chicken salad definitely counts.

fuck i love me some basic hard salami

>implying i know what that is

t. American

1. Fried spam
2. Fried balogna
3. Pastrami

Post your passport, bitch

Ham spread is the best lunch meat sandwich.

>earthy

>corned beef
>lunch meat
i've never eaten corned beef in my life

I pity you.

1. Montreal smoked meat

Pepperoni is best lunch meat

This, I'll make a sandwich with pepperoni as the only meat. Dijon, mayo, provolone, LTO, good shit.

jejjjjjjj mortadella is real bologna, fine ground pork and pork fat with myrtle berry. prosciutto is like sweet salty super thin ham.

Fag. Hope you’re fucking buried in snow til May.

1 mortadella
2 genoa salame
3 roast beef
4 coppa
5 prosciutto
6 sopressata salame
7 smoked ham
8 chorizo
9 pepperoni

9001 turkey/chicken/literal excrement

1. ham
2. liverwurst
3. egg salad
4. corned beef
5. tuna salad

mein dutchbro

1. Coppa
2. Roast Beef
3. Black Forest Ham
4. Wine infused salami
5. Pastrami

salami is filthy and tastes so rich that i might as well have a fudge sandwich or something
i always hated that crap

the new word is "petrichor"