Who here remembers the Arch Deluxe? I miss it, why exactly did they stop selling it?

their weird fucking advertising showing kids grossed out did NOT help them

Do you have any idea how badly wageslaves would fuck that up?

How do you mean. If I'm not mistaken you can get a pizza burger at Five Guys.

That burger was fucking tasty. A couple days ago I made a copy cat version of the sauce and It came out pretty well. made a burger with it last night. It was great.
I think the reason they got rid of it was that it didn't sell well enough to keep around so many ingredients just for one burger. potato sesame seed bun, mustard mayo sauce, leaf lettuce, and peppered bacon. none of those things were on any other sandwiches at the time.
recipe I used
1/2 teaspoon dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon stone ground mustard
2 Tablespoons dukes mayo
I added some fresh cracked pepper too, because I love pepper
I also tried the same recipe with miracle whip instead of real mayo and they were both good. the one with Miracle Whip was just sweeter

>secret sauce for grown-ups
hmmm

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What are you implying?

what are THEY implying? I wouldn't trust that "mayo" to actually be mayo.. but I would eat

How did you make the patty?

I would eat only if the guy cooking the burgers was good looking. I don't want to swallow autist spooge.

That's a good point. me too

I miss the days when you could have ads with no niggers and nobody complained. Not a single non-white in either of those ads.

shaped the ground beef into the shape of a patty, seasoned with salt, black pepper, garlic powder and onion powder. cooked on a cast iron pan, nice and hot

I miss the days before that with the opposite

forgot pic baka

Guys, it’s coming back.

McDs has been on top of black advertising for a long time, I see. They in trouble a few years ago for having a site meant to appeal to specifically to blacks. Strange times.

There is only one thing that I want to come back.

>The face of pure, unbridled disgust

>Hating on Mac Tonight

Say what you will about his recent bastardization by /pol/niggers, but he was fun.

Anybody here remember the McDLT? That shit was my go-to burger as a kid. It was really nothing special I guess, but I still miss it.

youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

My nigga.

What does the D stand for?

The Arch Deluxe is coming back. Only it's called the Archburger now. And currently is only being tested in some locations, not sure where have to look that up yourselves. Hopefully it's as good as I remember.

im fine with blacks in ads but the racemixing push feels forced

For a while the all black programming on TV seemed goddamned pushed and now it's the black-guy with white girl thing.

Black girl with white guy seems like it has always been something hidden outside of kickass porn. Really dark meat is delicious but rare.

Arch deluxe? More like Arch Vile!

My dad loved it.
He switched from the whopper to Arch's.

What about this one user? And do you think it has racist undertones?

youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ

Black male + Asian female is the superior mix.
Scientifically proven on a genetic basis.

then you end up with a sociopathic nigger with a small dick tho

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

They still have their racist website.

365black.com

The thing is a genuinely good pizzaburger takes some finesse. I've eaten them but I've never had a good one. Any pizzaburger that would be designed to be mass produced would not work.

It stands for Donald's. McD's Lettuce Tomato.

I was watching an episode of the new season of Black Mirror with my gf couple weeks ago, and I was complaining about it the BMWF race-mixing. She said I was over-reacting. She had never seen BM before, so she watched them all over the course of a couple weeks. Next time I saw her she was like "wtf you're right about that, why is it in almost every episode? It's weird". Even the so-called "normies" are noticing

This one is my favorite.

>dinnertimin'
They could never get away with that now

I thought that McChicken copypasta with the warm bun and garden fresh lettuce was trying too hard, but seeing this ad makes me realize it was trying exactly the right amount.

Hmmmm...

I don't understand why it's always female white and black male

Haha I missed that, that's funny

>my gf
fuck you

this. lesbians need to leave

Don't worry, only Tyrone gets to fuck her. I just watch movies with her and pay her tuition

its pretty easy
they're the two demographics that are the easiest to jew

Black men and white women both have one privilege each, so the relationship balances to zero. White men have two privileges and black women have none, which means the power differential is too strong and the relationship is Problematic.

Don't worry user whoever she is statistically will eventually cuck him with Tyrone's BBC

Great fucking idea that got unfairly panned. Karma for the coffee thing, maybe.

It was a shit idea. It's fast food. If you really are complaining that your lettuce is too hot kys

What coffee thing?

Is that a real ad?

God damn that is a comfy ad.

Are there any restaurants that purposely maintain a 70s or 80s aesthetic?

A famous lawsuit in the early 90s that arose out of a woman receiving third degree burns in her pelvic area from a cup of scalding hot McDonalds coffee spilling in her lap.

>unfairly panned

Wasn't it due to the huge amount of packaging involved?

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The black kid on the right is dapper as fuck, he's going places

They still have the snack wrap on the menu. It's just the McDonalds got super rude and started forcing people to use the stupid booths to place an order.

>retard can't hold onto a cup of hot liquid
>private company is somehow liable
Yeah the 90s were trash.

yes. the 70s were a different time

They’re liable when the coffee is sold at a temperature way fucking hotter than it’s supposed to be

What temperature is coffee "supposed" to be?

I lost my regulation book from the International Coffee Temperature Oversight Commission.

McDonalds basically served their coffee as explosive superheated steam and the lady's flaps basically melted to her thighs. She tried to settle for $20k to cover her skin grafts but McDonalds decided to take her to court and lost. Whoopsies all around!

I remember it. It was tasty. I just think the "grown up taste" advertising campaign didn't sit well with customers for whatever reason.

>explosive superheated steam

The temperature was 180F, which is indeed hot as fuck, but not too hot because every coffee place serves their coffee at this temperature, and McDonald's continues to serve coffee at the same exact temperature to this day (as do places like Starbucks). The woman idiotically held the coffee cup between her knees while trying to put cream in it in her car.

>recent

list the privileges

I have to ask for some ice in the bottom of the cup usually.
I can't drink it for legit 40 minutes if not.

Even in fast food ads, niggas be stealin'.

its okay because the kid was Michael Jackson

That's sad.

Nobody likes black women. Theyre fat and crazy and yell a lot.

Mommy issues?

fucking australians HAHAHAHAHA
they could never get away with that today lmao

Holy shit those were real? I always thought it was a fever dream I once had or maybe a false memory. I come from the middle of buttfuck nowhere. We were so poor and out of the way we didn't even have a McDonald's or Walmart. The next time I ran into mcdonalds was in high school and no one knew what I was talking about when I asked for the burger with the yellow sauce that's not the Big Mac.

Why not?

You should be forever grateful to OP for validating your recollections and not making you always think you were crazy user.