What does ck think of the dinner my gf cooked?

An attempt was made/10

We have entered an endless recursion of time

right then.

Get out mohommed

Post more, then I'll judge. Otherwise you are a faggot.

>memeplate
>meme
'sup Rebbit ?

>gf
Hope she's not after you saw that shit.

We live in a first world country. We don't have to worry as much about parasites. What's with the Jew in my thread?
Next you're gonna ask me of my gf's panties are made from two different kinds of fabric.

>people don't get tapeworms in first world countries

the borccoli look raw and unseasoned, the meat looks too undercooked on the inside
surely she can do better than that with practice

>muh memes
i'm not going to tell you to go "back" to reddit but you should definitely go there one way or the other

Steamed broccoli and steak cooked rare.

Does ck need to drown their broccoli in butter, cheese, and pepper to make it palatable?

You've got a higher chance of getting tapeworm from your weeb sushi than pork cooked to temp, faggot.

>steak cooked rare
That's clearly pork you mong

>You've got a higher chance of getting tapeworm from your weeb sushi
1,
>implying
2, there's a reason they use sushi-grade fish. Free of parasites unlike a filthy farm animal that rolls around in its own feces all day.

>cooked to temp
It's fooking raw are you blind?

Omg you actually think the steak is pork I feel sorry for you lmao

>being this autistic
Have you never seen pork?

Okay that meat with the pink/red in the middle?
That's steak.

All the meat on that board is pork. Congratulations, you're the dumbest person on the internet today.

>a plate? what's a plate?
>very little potatoes that are not crispy at all
>broccoli is completely bland and unseasoned, and obviously was frozen
>meat was pre-cut like for five-year-olds, probably cold by now, also not crispy enough

What level of poverty do you come from when you can't even recognize a rare steak even when you're told that's what it is?

lmao'ing at your life, can't even recognize pork

everything is undercooked :
pork
broccoli
patatoes

Looks really good. Protein, starch, and a vegetable. Can't beat that. Could use a better sear on the pork and steak but that comes from experience. Steak is plated poorly though. Just fan it out.

Lmao sure thing Ramsey.

I hope you’re not OP, I’d hate to agree with a fucking faggot.

Kike

It's nice she is trying to cook but it doesn't look very good.
also don't eat on a cutting board you massive faggot

Did you seriously pay for pork thinking it’s beef? Lmao what a faggot.

Honestly she only put it on the cutting board as a serving thing. We both had individual plates.
I don't get why everyone's stuck on that but I figure someone more intelligent may presume we both didn't fight to eat off a single cutting board.

I made this yesterday. Latkes, green beans with garlic, toasted almonds and madeira, pork chops with sage and carraway, brick roux red-eye gravy with crème fraiche and apple and onion jam

Much better, OP.

>I didn't make a mistake, c-c-clearly the store mislabeled it so HA fag

I mean the actual pork (white looking meat towards the front) is alongside the steak. You can plainly see they're different. Is it so hard to admit you made a...

....

misteak?

Oh no, not OP, just wanted to save the thread.

This is polenta cakes with a bean mash and andouille sausage

Not mine.

Looks pretty gud.

The gravy looks very thick but the dish sounds like it was probably delicious as fuck.

>complains about small portion size
>calls others fatty

If the meat is actually beef, your plate doesn’t look too bad man. I’d scarf it down.

doesnt look amazing but still good. you are lucky you have a gf that cooks nowadays. people are getting lazy and nobody can do basic shit anymore. my brother still doesnt know how to do laundry or change the oil in his car. i feel like essential skills like that should be taught in schools but im just a grandpa i guess.

Alright, I’ll give you the benefit of doubt OP. I appreciate the balanced portions of veg, carbs and protein.

I mean the food itself looks alright but honestly that is meme/10.

Wow, either a muslim or a kike, the two worst things you could possibly be.

Medium-well masterrace, reporting

I’m gf number one and yeah your gf does cook better than me. tfw career woman and not homemaker. End me desu

sushi grade is a meme

Could be worse, could be a Trump supporter.
Those guys are the most fucked up, fundamentalist retards going.

you're a meme

You have to go back Muhammad

Recipe for polenta cake? I bought that stuff back when it was first catching on with white suburbanites and I was underwhelmed by it.

>caption says steak and pork
>steak cooks red in the middle and pork cooks white pink
>two different meats in that pic

Yet there's retards itt insisting it was all pork. What the fuck.

I did it by feel but I can offer some advice.
Around 1 cup polenta 3 cups water 1-2 tablespoon water

Heat water and salt to boiling and whisk in polenta so it doesn't clump. Add a dash of oil just because. Cook for low on 30 minutes or so until thiccc. Spread thin on a flat surface 1-2cm thick. Let cool in fridge uncovered overnight to set
Cut into fun shapes
Put oil in a pan until smoking and cook a few minutes each side

Problems that may arise: not enough salt, resulting in a gummy mess
Not enough water cooked out, resulting in a gummy mess
Oil not hot enough, a sticky burned mess
Not properly set polenta, a sticky burned mess