Would you accept a slice of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

Would you accept a slice of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

No, it has cheese on it, and that's pretty gross.

looks almost exactly like the dogshit pizza they used to sell in my high school and i didnt mind it back then, so yeah

Absolutely. Thank you for your hospitality.

If by "accept" you mean not willingly pay anything for, get a center piece and lots of napkins, then sure. I'm drunk.

You bet.

only if it's free

that's not worth a dime

Congrats on being drunk, here's your alcohol award.

i ate that shit every day at high school

That's not a piece of greasy, mediocre looking pizza, though. I'm hungry.

Would politely decline unless I was very hungry and there wasn't another option.

do you know what a fucking Sicilian pie is? fucking faggot

Looks like a thick slice of poverty bread with thin layers of canned tomato sauce and poverty cheese.

every day of my fat life

>Sicilian pie
no, and neither do Sicilians

Yes i would :)

Sure, I'm fucked up, why not?

OP here. This is what it looks like up close.

It's way better than you think.

sicilian is shit tier desu

Nah, looks pretty much as bad as I'd imagined it.

Looks like school cafeteria pizza from elementary school. Shit was gross.

Only in america do they eat fast food in schools.

the dough is likely soft and soggy. it has too much tomato sauce on it and I imagine the sauce is sweet and hasn't been cooked long enough. the cheese looks like utter shit. the appearance of the pizza is greasy. the rectangle pieces make it worse. no crust is the death sentence.

I would not refuse to eat that pizza, but I would probably rate it a 1/10 or 2/10 if I*m being honest.

Gotta go fast (food)

reminds me of school cafeteria pizza. would eat.

yes, pan pizza is really good

used to get one of these with like 10 toppings back in teh day

Shit user, I'd pay a crisp dollar for a slice of that, looks nice.

I'd gladly take a slice.

It looks like a life form from Star Trek desu

>i've never had it but i know what it is like

Haha you're fat.

'ian 'za?

that's not fat, that's something else

stop normalizing this shit

looks a little doughy but sure

from new york, used to grab this for breakfast on the way to school

nothing like a reheated sicilian slice, maybe with an ice on a hot afternoon

that's Sicilian pizza? My sister makes a pizza from scratch every now and then and it turns up like this (thick bready but crunchy crust), I always wondered where she got the recipe from. It tastes great too, not a lot of grease and she puts some great toppings (bacon, mushrooms, feta cheese)

Needs toppings.

that's jizz user

>fast food
since when is pizza fast food?

>ywn be the lucky bastard who gets this piece

Worst pizza

>when your bloodstream is 10% soylent

Sorry, I don't eat vegetables

Ignore the fucking haters, that 'za looks perfect. Hell yeah I'll take a slice.

There's a place in Pittsburgh called Beto's that makes something like this, except they don't put any cheese on while it's in the oven - only after it's out, along with cold toppings.

I can't think of when I would ever enjoy such a thing outside of when I was drunk, but then, I've never actually had it.

>Pittsburgh