Okay Veeky Forums let's play a game, grab a piece of food and make pretend

Okay Veeky Forums let's play a game, grab a piece of food and make pretend
First, grab a pretzel rod and chomp on it pretending you are a beaver on a log
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Hahahaahaha
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

>bite nipples off pretzels.
>use saliva to start dissolving the exposed pretzel innards.
>excavate semi-re-doughifyed mush with mighty incisor

Whenever I'm eating with chopsticks I'll pretend I'm Japanese and shout out OOOOH CHING CHONG CHANG CHING CHANG CHONG

It makes me laugh every time

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you do that too?

Sometimes as a kid I'd have a bowl of shitty soup or a piece of plain bread, maybe with a bit of cheese, and a glass of lukewarm water, and pretend I was a medieval peasant and this was all I had to eat

a thread died for this shit?

do you have the other half of this medallion?

Are you me?

When i cut open my ZOOPER DOOPER
i take a big knife and SLAM IT DOWN like a samurai warrior and shout ZOOPER DOOP
I tend to stomp around a bunch too

bunping this epic bread

Are you autistic by chance?

>grabs Kiev meatball
>cuts it in half
>begins to drink from it
>I am an alcoholic

OI

When I eat bananas I like to pretend that
HMMM SLURP HMMMMMMMMM
I'm sucking on my gf's cute feminine penis
hnnnnng

I have an apple beside me. What should I pretend to be while eating it?

Its an ambrosia if that makes any difference.

Pretend to be a beautiful, gorgeous horse eating it from a flat hand with big powerful teeth

Keep it in your mouth and curl up, pretend to be a ye olde baked pig

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was a giant and the food were alive and screaming for their lives.

Don't even ask me. I had a very over active imagination.

fug, I do this too

This is a great thread, you turd

>eat 2 bananas
>hold them like warglaives of azzinoth

Great post

My pretzels wetzels haha

>eating a salad
>use a piece of stray lettuce and pretend its malfurions beard

PRETZELS
W
E
T
Z
E
L
S

Had me rolling, thanks user

not the op, may the zooper doop samurai warrior be with you

Bumping this thread

>used to eat dinosaur shaped nuggets as a kid
>bit the heads off then dipped the neck in ketchup and pretended they were bleeding out
Sort of fucked up when I think about it

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whenever i suck a Popsicle i pretend that i am sucking dick.