ITT: writers that are literally you

ITT: writers that are literally you
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Thus OP is a faggot

woah... btfo...

kek

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The author of my diary, desu

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OP here, I don't think you guys get it, Proust is LITERALLY me, the only difference is that I'm not near as much of a mama's boy as he was.
I literally suffer from chronic masturbation too.
If the author you post isn't at least 95% literally you then don't post.

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I wish

I've been told I look like kerouac

>SoCal
>Alcoholic
>Likes classical music
>Refined pleb yet still a bit stupid and crude
>Former Catholic
>Troubled family relationship
>Drove across America
>Gets a lot of pussy in spite of being ugly
>Tough but a bit of a pussy inside

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For me it's Kafka. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

That was so autistic

Definitely Faulkner. My whole life is one alcohol-fueled rant.

for me it would be pynchon. intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

Emily Brontë
>solitary
>reclusive
>NEET
>loves poetry

for me it would be tao lin. intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

Anne is much cuter. But Emily does have the best book that essentially deconstructs and puts t shame everything else her two sisters wrote so I expect the same from you user

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Kill me.

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for me it's james franco