Made some healthy breakfast, please r8

You should have cracked the egg into the Avacado half and baked it

burnt and rubbery on the bottom, probably not cooked enough on the top (that's how the picture looks)

Did you simmer the eggs in soy sauce? Why are they black around the edges?

looks like the butter burned in the pan, pan was way to hot then the butter burns as you crack eggs into the pan

i cook them in lard, they turn brownish this way

You use butter for low temperature cooking, lard for high temperature

Bottom is charcoal. Top is raw.
I would have problems reproducing that without my welding equipment. OP might be on to something

what this user said
otherwise, eggs are probably fine

by lard do you mean hydrogenated oil

> those drinks

Drink water you fucking soyboy. Wtf is that

Looks like that butter coffee thing that joe rogan talks about

Very greasy. Seems like it would be nicer if you had some bread along with it, but that's just my opinion. I like having something solid for breakfast.

>Never have cooked with lard
>MFW
I'd give that plate a whirl though user, looks decent.

They're not supposed to be shit brown color.
Did you cook them in bacon fat? If not why are they greasy colored?

Flip the eggs next time

Am I the only person that doesn't flip eggs, just puts a splash of water in pan at end with cover to steam the tops?

OP here, also made a sandwich with the brekky

Joe Rogan is that you?

And my eggs from last night

Nice OP just missing some smoke Gouda cheese, sliced jalapenos and Ezekiel bread.

fuck off

>This guy really loves eggs

The Virgin Sunny Side vs The Chad Scrambled

Devil, I rebuke Thee!

He has better presentation, but your food looks tastier.

joe rogan/10

what a sad looking meal

This.
Sunny Side is for soybois

What the fuck is that liquid, oil?

Taste > Muh presentation faggot

Are you two going to kiss and rub weiners now?

Stop it. This erection cannot grow any larger.

based

Those eggs look fucking horrible. The greens seem okay. What is the oil/sauce on the plate?

What he said. Here's a recipe some user posted a few days ago. I'm gonna try it myself tomorrow morning.
onionringsandthings.com/avocado-egg-cups/

What the fuck bro

is that diced serrano peppers ?

looks good although im not a fan of sunnyside up eggs

That's more than half a day's calories, holy fuck.

Maybe for sedentary nintendo playing bearded soybois...

Were you sick?

GTFO, JOE.

Why is it drowning in oil?

Joe Rogan pls go

cos oil is tasty?

do you get all your cooking tips from sluts on instagram?

I feel like this method always disappoints me and inevitable soaks what I'm cooking.