Pizza is the official party food of mankind. That being said, let's just say you could only order two toppings on a pizza not counting cheese, which 2 do you choose? I think I tend to go with sausage and olives or pepperonis and banana peppers
I like the contrast of one meat + something else
Quattro Fromage is the GOAT pizza tb h
quattro formaggi*, sorry, Luigis
>4 cheese
>4 chan
coincidence?
makes you think, huh?
Yes
pepperoni + pineapple ;D
By the way
Which is better to you, Dominos or Pizza Hut? I will try these, I tried Papa Johns and it was shit
This but unironically
The reason americans sperg about pineapple is that it really doesn't fit the tomato sauce when it's sweet as fuck. In countries where tomato sauce is not sugared to diabetes level pineapple is great as a complement.
i'm no expert, but yes
I'm drunk and just got 2 pizzas from dominos. did the $7.99 carryout deal. 2 pizzas.
1. Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon
2. Mushrooms, green peppers, ham
I'm doin' some daydrinking today and watching some basketball. Even though I hate niggerball, it's something to watch. That and It's Always Sunny. Yup/ that's it. Love you all.
you massive faggot
>Ham and pineapple
>Duck and cherries
>Anchovies and olives
:)
You sound like you're having a rough day. C'mon over and hang out with me and we can hang out and suck each other off and watch sports and listen to Rod Stewart. Please. I need you.
America invented pineapple pizza
i would be ok with this stuff
except for the sports, listening to shit and you sucking me off
That would be the Canadians, not some dumb burger.
I suck so well, you'd love it. Sports can go away. We can just watch It's Always Sunny. I'll pretend you're Dennis while I slobber all over your cock.
Burger is a German word and a food created by German immigrants. Why is this American again???
i am not much for watching shows
also i have no interest in having my dick sucked
but i am up to suck yours
That works too. We don't have to watch shows. We can listen to Andrea Bocelli during. I wouldn't mind a good blowjob.
>assuming you're good
i don't want to listen to anything or watch anything
can we just hang out and be friendly and give each other affection?
just stay away from my dick
i am down to suck yours, but i just wanna hang out and cuddle and get to know each other
Some dumb burger is responsible for like 60% of all inventions and scientific discovery
fuck, americans are too stupid sometimes
Pepperoni and onions
Bro, I'm down. Let's see what happens. We can just cuddle and let things happen naturally. I'm excited. I legitimately have a very pretty dick, so you'll enjoy sucking it. I'm sure I'll enjoy it as well.
alright
pick me up at 10am tomorrow
Will do. Look for a perfectly manicured 2017 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Black. I'm super excited bby
anchovies and pineapple
alright
looking for a black jeep with nice nails
probably pepperoni and jalapeno
mushrooms and sausage
extra cheese and pepperoni
Love it. I'm actually jerking off right now thinking about you. Don't worry though, I'll be able to pump at least 3 or 4 times in your mouth or on your face.
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if you haven't tried pepperoni and banana slices you haven't lived
were you molested as a child or something?
I can't wait to have you flick my tongue all over my gorgeous, smooth, pink cock.
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Salami and red onion
Pizza Hut doesn't even put sauce on their pizza
My pizza disagrees.
onion and prosciutto
A friend of mine ordered a chicken caesar pizza from there and it was awful
There was supposed to be some kind of alfredo sauce but they thinly spread a single teaspoon over the whole pizza or something because it just tasted like dry garlic bread with some chicken strips and bacon crumble on it. Horrible
Same reason tomato sauce and pizza are considered Italian and spicy curries are considered Indian even though tomatoes and spicy peppers of all kinds are from North America originally
half pepperoni and mushroom, half sausage and olives. Fold pizza in half and wa la you just beat the system
living in your head, rent free
Mushrooms and olives, no contest
CHORIZO AND BEEF
Pepperoni + jalapeno on thin crust
kebab salad + fries
Thanks Muhammad. Can you order fucking young boys as a side?
this nigga knows the score.
have a (you)
haha it's funny because kebab rape young boys better remove kebab XDDD hello r*d**t
Its not supposed to be funny. There is a huge cultural pattern of rape between Islamic men and young boys. So if thats reddit have fun?
Thanks man. For whatever reason it has to be thin crust. Maybe it highlights the toppings?
Hey faggot. Fuck you if youre drinking and driving. You pieces of shit kill kids and tear families apart. Maybe you havent done it yet but you will
I walked there you temperamental, juvenile piece of shit.
dominoes is like cardboard smeared with hot-pockets filling. why would you ever waste your money on that shit?
I'll add some slices of prosciutto crudo and it's heaven.
Alternatively, I'll love the cheap slices of pizza they serve in the train station near me. Full of cheap cold cuts, cheese, peppers and olives and soft like your mothers' puffy nipples
Pineapple and pepperoni