How is this NOT a sandwich?

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It's only one piece of bread.

Three sides are closed and it is served with the filling face up/open faced. It's a variant of a sandwich, but just as you'd call a sandwich with only one piece of bread an open faced sandwich, a hot dog needs a qualifying adjective as well.

Its a hot dog sandwich

On a bun not slices of bread
No cheese ever
No LTO option just onions sometimes

Is that abomination served on a tin foil lined sheet tray?

It's what comes out a few months after you fuck a jackal.

>No cheese ever
Chili cheese dogs

so is a sub.

Top isn’t covered

weiner is a cylinder. law states sandwich innards must be flat.

Never had a fish stick sandwich?
Or a meatball sub?

you're thinking of a roll

those are not sandwiches. law states the ingredients must be flat to be considered a sandwich.

Post the legislature

lol wut

A "fish stick sandwich" is an abomination. However fish sticks are flat.
In proper, civilized composition of a meatball sandwich, the meatballs are cut in half. So at least they have a flat side.

Fish sticks are round you monster
Flat fish sticks don’t cook as well

Also egg sandwich. Eggs aren’t flat, they’re ovals.

>fish sticks are flat

Not in the real world you degenerate.

It depends what axis we're considering the fish stick to call it round or flat.

A fish stick is round on every axis it’s a cylinder with rounded ends

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incorrect

It is you who are incorrect. The round shape allows for evenly distributed cooking

I'm true neutral except I don't believe hot dogs or any sausages in a bun are sandwiches.

Structural purist, Ingredient rebel. Any time something is “sandwiched” between two of something at least partially flour based it is a sandwich

I guess you could call me true neutral since I think both a sub and an ice cream sandwich are sandwiches, but I don't consider a hotdog in a bun a sandwich