Why is vanilla constantly being attacked?

Why is vanilla constantly being attacked?

It's not.

What do you mean? I've only ever heard good things about vanilla.

can you dumb mongrels stop making threads that dont make any fucking sense?

FUCK YOU VANILLA

why is that vanilla black

Because it's always the safest option. Undecided? Vanilla. Afraid? Vanilla. Depressed? Vanilla. Excited? Vanilla. Meh? Vanilla. Vanilla? Vanilla. So, it gets attacked because it's the plain/pussy choice.

I am a pretty cool guy, so you'll always see me choose chocolate.

YAKUB made it

how else is it going to steal your tastebuds?

More like WHY IS VANILLA SO EXPENSIVE

HOW CAN ORCHID SEEDS BE SO HARD TO HARVEST

this is Veeky Forums you're asking for too much

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A couple of years ago there was a big vanilla bubble that popped, many vanilla farmers lost a lot of money on it so they started growing other crops like palm oil instead. Recently, due to pushes from customers Nestlé and some other major food corporations have decided to use real vanilla beans in their products, so the demand has risen enormously for vanilla. Unfortunately it takes around 3 years for a vanilla orchid to produce viable vanilla, so vanilla is extremely expensive now, until the farmers can catch up with demand by switching back to vanilla. And as you already know, vanilla isn't easy to grow, you need to pollinate every single flower by hand and it takes forever.

bc he fucking keeps stealing furniture

Also, Madagascar was hit by a cyclone.

>And as you already know, vanilla isn't easy to grow, you need to pollinate every single flower by hand and it takes forever.
Can't they just go to the store and get it in those little bottles?

>go to some Asian shithole
>order vanilla milkshake
>it's banana flavored

Didn't know that actually, but that also explains it.
Vanilla beans are approx 80% more expensive where I live compared to a year ago. Shit's crazy.

>was given a jar of vanilla beans
>still no idea how to use them
What do?

Because morons think vanilla flavor = plain flavor. It might be hard to comprehend but the average normalfag geniunely doesn't know that vanilla is an actual ingredient, and isn't just another word for plain.

Nielsen-Massey vanilla. Always use more than recommended. Sadly $$$$.

It's overdone in many ways

Lately I find myself getting unreasonably angry at people shitting on vanilla. Whenever something is boring, it's "vanilla". But WHY? Vanilla is DELICIOUS.

I think it must come from the fact that vanilla ice cream is white. If it were any other color, vanilla wouldn't be so vilified.

please for the love of god this

because vanilla is racist, FUCK VANILLA

cocoa cant be racist tho

Faggot

because vanilla was created by the devil to oppress the STRONG CHOCOLATE MAN

Made me laugh a little but heartily.

yeah nigga fight the powah

picked up 2 gallons of nielsen massey for 200 each on ebay a couple weeks ago.
great deal.

>white mongrel hand

>not being white
I feel so bad for you.

>americans are white

fake vanilla tastes better. I use the bakers vanilla.
vanilla extract simply tastes like alcohol.

Why aren't tonka beans legalized? It seems ridiculous

Vanilla being plain is literally a historical meme that only retards fall for.

vanilla is objectively and scientifically tastier than chocolate tho....

>vanilla
>gets equated with whiteness
>is actually blacked

>cocoa
>gets equated with blacked
>its actually white

why did this happem, Veeky Forums?

>scientifically tastier

kys

>

END VANILLA SUPREMACY

artificial vanilla ice cream is bland and gives people false impressions about vanilla

You know vanilla beans are too expensive when Costco had to remove their Kirkland Signature vanilla pints

vanilla ice cream with real vanilla bean is perfection though

Chocolate Rain!!!
vs.
Vanilla Snow!!!!!

It's been like this since the vanilla war

I've homemade vanilla ice cream. If you put so much vanilla into the ice cream that it turns black like that and you actually eat it, you'll be very very sick for the rest of the day. At the very least, it will clean you out like crazy.
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Vanillin is pharmacologically active, causing depressed blood pressure, increased respiratory rate & death due to cardiovascular collapse [3].

Non-Human Toxicity Values [4]

LD50 Rat oral 1580 mg/kg
LD50 Rat ip 1160 mg/kg
LD50 Rat sc 1500 mg/kg
LD50 Mouse ip 475 mg/kg
LD50 Guinea pig oral 1400 mg/kg
LD50 Guinea pig ip 1190 mg/kg
LD50 Rat oral 2.8 g/kg
LD50 Guinea pig oral 1.40 g/kg
LD50 Mouse ip 0.78 g/kg
LD50 Rat sc 1.8 g/kg
LD50 Dog iv 1.32 g/kg slow in fusion.

Is this bait, or are you just drinking it out of the bottle? The alcohol cooks out if you use it as an ingredient and not a condiment.

Vanilla is great, just have to be sure not to use too much.

eat em bro

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Id like a pound of this item fresh
What would be a fair price
From the source or local wholesale reseller

people who don't like vanilla are usually the retards who like triple chocolate cakes

Vanilla Ice sucked ass.

I add the fake stuff to drinks and yogurt. I definitely prefer the imitation stuff over the 'alcohol flavored' vanilla.

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