Eatery

>smokehouse
>no smoking

>bistro

You'll love this one:
>al fresco

>artisan

>there's already a, "greentext common food terms and post a reaction image from /b/" thread. Fuck off. These are the most reddit tier threads on Veeky Forums, and they're always exactly the same.

>toothsome

who the FUCK says this
where do they live

>trendy

>mctacohut

You seem like a triggered foodie.

>buzzfeed presents: LAs top 10 most instagrammable unicorn mermaid cronuts

say what you will but the profits of owning a multi chain house are much higher than the single resturant ownage. Don't get into franchise ownership unless you are willing to experiment and decline applications based on appearance. for example if you pick up a few chik fil a locations, you have to hire the cutest people that apply, otherwise you will not get returning customers. This 'religious' franchise that isn't open on sunday for reasons that are NOT spiritual is thriving because of the hires. They know church is a dead meme. they do it so you will come back the next day or the day before they close for 24 hours. It's all business. Reminder that a flying spaghetti monster is just as likely as anything in the bible.

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>Plastic Silverware

>smart fruit