For me its the costco

>$1.50 for just about half your day's calories (if you get non-diet soda)

And then people complain about not having enough money to eat. Piss off.

>For me its the costco

It sure isn't the English.

I'm in southern california, theres no root beer here or in norcal. Hot dogs are still the same price.

My local Costco just took the polish dog off the menu a month or so ago

For real?? Man thats a damn shame. At least the dogs are the same price

pepperoni slice with a churro and chocolate vanilla frozen yogurt swirl ma nigga

>all beef
Fucking disgusting

It's the greatest food court value. For me it's fresh cut onions and deli mustard.

>not getting the chicken tendies

Fucking normie, Costco fries and tendies are god-tier.

Same here.

I wish the turkey provolone sandwiches were cheaper. They're fucking great.

chicken bake sucks ass
dog and cup forever nikka

You are being taken
They don't give a shit about what's in there, it's the lowest quality meat with heavy spices and fats

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader

I don't think anyone expects high quality meat for $1.50, all that matters is that it's cheap /and/ delicious.

Yesterday, I went to Costco and ate a hotdog, it was yummy :) Also had the opportunity to see and talk to my local pizza place owner who was buying their ingredients.

Costco makes me feel comfy, is this how Boomers and Gen Xs feel about Sears/KMart/JCPenny?

Because you're an American with a palate that centuries of devolution has specialized to register only two categories of flavor, Salty and Sweet. No great mystery to be found, this video should clear everything up

youtube.com/watch?v=7qdT8DwOnNQ

perhaps some people dont want to die due to 50% of their daily calories coming from corn syrup?

That's not all that matters at all you myopic toddler

you are operating on the exact minimum number of synapses for anything beyond basic motor function. This is simply amazing.

>hurr people are eating cheap food and this makes me VERY MAD!!

How do you live with yourself?

I had a chocolate frozen yogurt when I was there on friday which was very good. The slice of pizza tasted like it sat too long though.

You don't know what loss leader means.

it isn't easy what with the unconsolable will and all.

Dog cup and chili

Put chili and cheese on dog

non of that pleb shit get a hot turkey provolone sandwich

When did he say that?

>970 cal
wait wait what the fuck is 970 cal? that hot dog looks like it came out of a thinspo blog

Might be 970 cal if you add all the toppings.

Personally I just put of deli mustard.

the hot dog is 50cm long...

>a $1.50 meat tube isn't filet mignon

you don't say retard

kill yourself

I already am, with these delicious dogs

sign assumes 20 oz of full sugar soda

>obviously jewish
Ironic considering they use Hebrew National.

>work in office 1 block from a costco
>walk to costco every day for lunch
>known by the employees as a regular
>make friendly banter with the greeter
>have my table that i claim as mine
>have ordered every single thing on the menu multiple times

Every thread on Veeky Forums devolves into suicide instigating. Fucking lol family, this thread is about costco food.

> Be me
> 30 years young
> Costco is my favorite place to eat
> Half of all the meals ive consumed have come from costco.
> I skip breakfast every morning
> Every time that I visit my certified retailer I am taken aback by the selection of choice that can be found at my local costco.
> It even occurred to me, while chowing down a delicious hot dog with an assortment of condiments, that Costco is named that because of the incredible costs us customers are provided!
> In sublimation... Yeah, this place has officially replaced mom.

the strand of conversation where an idiot proudly announced his sole concern in life was seeing how much food he could stuff in his fat face is hardly the whole thread. Continue with your thread and enjoy.

What the fuck, why are you so mad?

I want to play a game user. Inside this pit are 1000 costco hotdogs. The antidote to the cancer you have developed from a lifetime of eating costco hotdogs is resting beneath them. your hands and feet are tied so you have no choice but to eat your way to the bottom. If you do not do this in time you will die of cancer in 10 years.

Fuck me, daddy. ;0. I'm a ho.

Poor woman. I bet her cooter stinks.

This. I sometimes get half relish/onion/mustard and the other half chili/cheese

I used to work in a Costco food court. They're Kirkland brand hot dogs. They got rid of Hebrew National to cut costs because they were slowly jacking up the prices.

It's also why Coke products disappeared for a time and are no longer served as fountain drinks.

>beans

Who do I shoot to get the Hagan Das icecream, dipped in dove ice cream and coated with toasted nuts back. I miss that fucking 2,000 calorie monstrosity.

A costco hotdog in Mexico is 30 pesos, which is about $1.10 in US currency. Feels good brah

>fedora tipped

Are you doing this in every thread for any real reason?

Sometimes you just want a hotdog?

Yes, I am.

>tips fedora

YOUR COSTCO HAS CHILI AND MINE DOESN'T???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How was there not a fucking riot over this?

>my Costco started selling burgers recently
>They're not amazing but they're still good
How the fuck do they expect to top that fuckin dog/sausage and pizza slice when they're so goddamn good holy shit.

Their ice creams are good too

You can get a large combination pizza at Costco for less than $10 that puts Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Papa Johns to shame. I'll get 2 of them and make it last for 3 or 4 days. You can eat like a king at Costco for $150 per month, or eat like a nobleman for $80 per month. They are building one 25miles from where I live and I'm so excited that I might get a job constructing it.

$4 is a lot better than most hot toasty sandwiches of that quality.

Here's hoping you get that job user! :)

Thanks, that means a lot!

The first few months my costco did burgers they were just alright. Maybe it just took them a bit to figure out ratios but those things are fucking delicious now. I'd give one a shot again in a little while.

youtu.be/FF1oCa1qoV0

>dat pikachu
This woman has her priorities in order.

Weird I live in socal and ours has root beer but it sucks ass

was it autism?

>Costco
>not AAFES

>moved to columbia, missouri from california last week to live with girlfriend
>just noticed theres no costco for over 100 miles

THERES NOTHING HERE i fucking regret this already im so fucking stupid

You think you're REEEing now? Get a load of this.

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>not a 1/4 pound
I'll take my money elsewhere.

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Costco pizza has the worst crust. It's obvious they don't cook it long enough.

>which is bigger 3 or 4?
Why should I pay more for a 1/3 pound than a 1/4 pound patty?
You do the math genius.

mentalfloss.com/article/76144/why-no-one-wanted-aws-third-pound-burger

> buy Costco Kirkland (tm) all beef hotdog
> take it home
> boil & grill
> tastes like an ordinary hot dog

WTF kind of voodoo does costco kitchen have that I don't have?

> It's easier to assume she's bat shit crazy than to assume she has a kid not in the pic

this is the most american thing I will read today

We literally just dump them into hot water. That's it.

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Do you let them sit under heat lamps or something?

Why are flyovers so obsessed with hotdogs?

No. They sit in hot water until they're used. That's it.

It's literally "You have to have a very high iq to understand Costco's 1/3 pound burger".

Basically keep the water hot but not so it's boiling. Then leave it there. For 30 minutes.

You'll get that distinct waterlogged taste you're craving.

>You'll get that distinct waterlogged taste you're craving.
It's not really going to get waterlogged, I doubt hot dogs absorb any water. But if you keep reusing the water for new batches of hot dogs, you're basically making a hot dog broth that can make them more flavorful.

Now that you mention it, when we dumped the water at night, even if there were no hot dogs in it, it'd still smell like cooked ones. The steamed hot dog buns probably helped as well.

mmmmmm.....
I accept all these secondary (You)s as well.

>tfw my Costco is getting cheeseburgers

ITT: kostko kikes
Get out.

who was in the wrong here?

Why is this allowed?

I always get all 3

liar