What do you put on your toast?

What do you put on your toast?

For me, it's scrambled eggs.

margarine or cheese whiz

fried egg and jelly

butter and jelly.

nutrasweet

The contents of a sandwich.

Butter. What I used to do was have the refrigerated butter on the ready so is be able to put it on my freshly toasted bread, but after investing in a butter dish it's upped my toast game by 100%.

Seriously though, room temp butter is such easier to spread. The patrician's method.

just butter. not margerine. butter. one of those small joys.

Salmon roe

peanut butter

Vegemite and cheese

I like a crispy toast, almost burnt, with liver paté.

gross

lite mayo

i like taramosalata but only on toasted pita

Bacon, Hash browns, butter, and pepper.

My preferred breakfast sandwich.

Scrambled eggs
Queso fresco and tomato slices
Blackberry jam (also great with queso fresco)
Teewurst
Avocado

I've gotten laid because of my toad in the hole. If I'm by myself, just jelly.

Butter and fruit preserves
Apple/pumpkin butter
eggs

>eating bread

Jesus Christ man... Its the fucking far out future 2018. I know we don't have flying cars, jet packs and laser pistols. But my god... Stop fucking eating bread!

Butter, garlic powder, black pepper thyme and oregano

Thought I was the only person that ate mayo on toast. That's some good shit

What's the alternative?

Food that a broad range of nutritional benefits beyond simple calorie survival. Vegetables, meat, nuts etc. Stuff that wasn't so easy to obtain in large quantities during the rise civilization, which made a reliance on carb dense foods (bread, rice, potatoes) necessary for most societies for a period. No longer the case in the first world.

Whole grain breads aren't really bad for you, and you can also make them with milk or some other liquid that provides more nutrition than just water, add stuff to mix into the bread like seeds, nuts, dried fruits, cheese, etc.

Nobody is bothered by how the female toast is going into the male toaster?

What's the alternative to 'whole grains'? Half grains? But even then grains are grains, right? Flour is just crushed grains. So whatr makes 'whole grains' so special?

After you crush grains, you can separate components. Then it is no longer whole. When whole, components have not been separated from the grain.

But wouldn't grains be healthier if we took out the phytates and lipase?

No.

Oh.

If flour is just white dust then why can't we make dust bread?

Try it. Do a Kickstarter maybe you'll get rich.

Deenz

Also, this is now a deenz thread

its 2018

Dusty Donuts™

Get on board!!

>all donuts will be dusted with cinnamon

You can. People have been making sawdust bread and mud cakes in times of famine since the beginning of times. They taste bad and hurt your stomach, but they exist.

>sawdust
I think 2018 just found it's superfood™. I see great marketing potential there.

north African eggs.

Peanut butter

>coital relations due to egg and bread with a hole in it
How fat was he?

Probably very. I still bet they had fun busting their eggs :3

that is not toad in the hole.