No soyboy can handle this pizza
No soyboy can handle this pizza
Ryan Baker
Jack Bell
it's burnt
Luke Hall
>not handmade
>greasy
>processed meats (high in soy)
this is the exact opposite of what you're trying to imply
Adrian Diaz
I agree with this user but I would still eat it
Grayson Brown
That used to be the perfect pizza for me before I went healthy. Well done, thin crust and super meaty
Kayden Martin
I LOVE ME SOME 'O 'A
Colton Gray
I'd eat the fuck out of that. Damn I'm starving.
Charles Green
Looks tasty as fuck.
Kayden Harris
Do a sausage crust and you can still stay keto on it, brah.
Sure wish I could, but diabeetus. :-(
Brody Russell
Who are you to advise people on keto when you haven't even cured your diabetes with it?
Aaron Morris
did you find this in a dumpster?
Connor Taylor
Says everyone to your father when they meet your parents
Eli White
Looks like processed meets and cancer.
Ryan Flores
LMAOO
Christopher Brooks
pizza's with all meat are just too fucking salty
pizza absolutely needs at least one vegetable to be edible
unless it's cheese
Nathan Edwards
I would scrape off all the meat and cheese and junk onto a plate and eat that. the crust is unsalvageable. its nothing but charcoal.
Nathaniel Cruz
well it's too greasy to handle so i'd use a knife and fork
Luis Ward
Pan pizza?
Benjamin Peterson
that's not a pizza, it looks like Dominos shit
Logan Wilson
fuck you homo i laughed like a hyena
Joshua Peterson
maybe you are mental
Owen Hill
you need to sweat the ronies more
Isaac James
OH SHIT BOY IS THAT SOME PEQUODS/BURTS?
Adrian Phillips
My testosterone levels are literally 5 ng/dL and my estrogen levels are literally 170 pg/mL
I could easily devour that entire pizza in a short sitting.
Not even memeing
Nathan Myers
Fuck that looks so good
Ryan Murphy
Cooked too hot and burnt to top it off. Would reheat in the microwave later after cutting it and putting the slices in something absorbant to eat later becuase I don't like chewing shrapnel and oil
Jason Turner
>Sausage crust
>Instead of something like cauliflower mash
No wonder you're club beetus.
Luis Ward
>hes a meatlover
Logan Watson
I thought your countertop was a piece of blue cheese lol
Brayden Gutierrez
>read ingredients of triple meat pizza
>there's soy in the meatballs
why is this allowed? everyone constantly bitches about corn syrup and gluten and transfat, but no one seems to care that this poison is in literally everything.