Tfw I will soon be able to order a Domino's pizza without going through the nerve-wracking ordeal of talking to a pizza...

>in the year 20000000000......

>wanting pizza bots
What is wrong with you user?

>Order pizza from self driving vehicle
>Use pay-phone
>Order pizza to public location near your own home
>Pick up at location without paying
>Get free pizza
This may be the best time we ever could live in.

pay phones dont exist anymore, rofl

Yes they do.

There's one in my town's downtown area where all the bars are.

Pretty sure it's just there for drunk people who let their phones die to order taxis.

where? i see the shells around town but there are no phones in them anymore
thats a good idea

I see them at gas stations mostly. But I live in the middle of fuck all nowhere Maryland.

>non-free JavaScript

ye payphones still exist you will most likey find at least one in each town/city

imagine a world where supermarkets delivered frozen pizzas and you had an oven in your house that could heat the pizza

>press buttons
>recieve food
versus
>press buttons
>recieve food

amazing

So, is it like 1 order per car? This seems terribly inefficient.
What's keeping people from taking other people's orders if it's multiple?
What's keeping someone from ordering from a fake address, grabbing the pizza, and running away?
What if it gets a flat and your order is late or never arrives? Free pizza?
What if I set a trap to pop its tire before it gets to my place just so I can get free pizza?

This is very exploitable.

So exploit it, user. I dare you. I think you'll be surprised by what modern technology can do.

>crawl in window

theirs still a delivery guy in the car self driven cars wont be driverless for like 200 years when the cars can distinguish between a kid and a midget

>Add tip in online order
>Receipt has added tip printed on it
>Has line for additional tip
>Literally plus plus tip

I don't want to have to tip for delivery, is there any way I can order pickup but the car just shows up and lets me ride back to the place and then drop me off again?

>tipping above 10% for delivery service when they now charge 3 dollars flat for delivery
fuck that, blame the fucking company for charging your tip as their delivery service. i know how much you fuckers make anyways since I'm friends with delivery people.

Do supermarkets outside of Australia deliver groceries? I get mine delivered here in Australia.

SAFEWAY in usa deliver

>using medication as a crutch rather than just telling him to get off his fat lazy sperg ass and go outside every now and then

dumb frogposter

Interesting.

theirs more i know for a fact just off hand the only one i remember was Safeway and amazon fresh if that even counts

It's not something that I've ever seen mentioned, even casually, here on Veeky Forums so I wasn't sure if it existed in other countries. Now I know.

Amazon is great for buying things if you love being profiled and eventually exploited.

and knowing is half the battle

>battle
the cold war is deciding which frozen pizza to buy

ha

>man
You mean woman

I'm sure it would be more reliable than those fuckin stoners who usually deliver food. Half the time they're an hour late and forget something. I hate getting food delivered because there's always some issue.

In the US most major groceries have home delivery, but it's mostly for the elderly or disabled.
>implying all Australians aren't mentally disabled

But you'll have to leave the house

I'm a delivery guy and I can assure you 99.99% of the times something's missing from your order, it's either the kitchen's fault, or the guy who puts the orders together's fault. I have to double check every order every day because the retard whose only job is to put everything on a container won't even do that properly.

*steals all the other customers free pizzas*
Heh nothin personnel, car

just wait til the delivery drones. live location tracking. solar powered and flying over the clouds. comes to your house and keeps the food warm as a button.

>it's my job to check your order and insure it's correct but it's not my fault when your order is wrong.
This might be why you have a lousy job.

I'm gonna throw a poop in that if it ever is available in my area.

Corpocucks just don't understand user

>you could get medication to help with your anxiety disorder

I'm currently trying to taper off of benzos, withdrawals are unbelievably bad and I have what is most likely permanent memory damage. Don't do drugs even if the nice man in the white coat says it's a good idea.

This thread was stillborn so I don't care, but /blog

this post bums me out because I'm probably going to get a prescription for Xanax so i can leave my house

I liked better the Hutburtdominatrixcar from Mad Max concept. Domino´s car is shit

We want the future NOW

CAME HERE FOR THIS

>YFW THE BOTNET WANTS YOU TO STARVE

>>it's my job to check your order and insure it's correct
It isn't, I choose to do it so that I don't have to make two trips because the guy who had to, didn't.

Is it really that uncommon in the US? Literally every supermarket delivers in the UK.

It's not rare
Just uncommon

It clearly has cameras all over. Would you little prank be worth time in court over destruction of property or vandalism?

> Robot pizza delivery

Won't last an American week in a black neighborhood.

How much do they charge?
I wouldn't want to do it even for free desu because I want to pick out my own produce

brown people ruin everything

xanax is basically like being mildly drunk. do you really want to feel like that all the time?

Also, long term benzodiazepine use does tend to worsen anxiety. Xanax and other benzos are a rescue inhaler. Just like how inhalers are for short term relief, benzos are for severe short term anxiety attacks.

>being racist
kys!!

>>the truth is racist & scary!

go bury your head in the sand, sheltered white kid

I don't think humans even deliver in Baltimore... that place is 'Merica's proud crime ridden shithole.

I think the only payphone left in mine is in the county courthouse. Fucking bummer. Payphones were fucking fun. Ever dial the phone next to yours from around the world?
>Operator, connect me to [western border of country]
>Operator, connect me to [western country]
>repeat till back in own country
[Operator, connect me to number XXXXXXXXXX
>Hello.................
>>Hello

>AJ and breitfart say it so it must be truth!

Like that one "peace ambassador robot" from canada that got gang raped by a pack of niggers down in Philadelphia? lol WTF did they expect sending a robot into the ghetto?

i just pick my pizza up because i usually get to fuck the cashier if they aren't too busy

the pizzas cook on the radiator as the car is moving

Every major chain grocery in the US delivers.

>See "get your first delivery free!" offer from Safeway
>Order a fuck-ton of pantry stock
>Wait a while
>Get an email from Safeway "Hey user, we miss you! If you come back we'll give you another free delivery!"
>Stock up the pantry again

Weaponized automated pizza cyborgs when?