You're being executed tomorrow morning. You are allowed a traditional final meal with a budget of $500. What do you eat.
Last Meal thread
>asks for one saltine cracker washed down with the tears of my victim's family members.
>goes to die peacefully
Soylent and coffee, black.
A milkshake containing a 24-hour super serum.
A KFC Zinger stacker box, 6 extra wicked wings, a popcorn chicken bucket and a large chips. 5 Chicken and Cheeses from Maccas, a gallon of Arizona Grapeade, A 2L Bottle of Mandarin juice, a 1L tub of Connoisseur Cookies and Cream ice cream, a block of Cadbury Dairy Milk, punnet of strawberries, a bottle of Champagne and 2 cigars. Shared with the warden.
oh look it's this thread again? Are you an inmate some where?
Yes I have a MacBook pro that I keep inserted into my anus at all times and pull it out for the sole purpose of posting this thread 15 times a week on Veeky Forums when the guard isn't looking
prisons have computers and the internet. I can only assume you are 8 years old because you are using a mac book.
Hey, I don't see anything offensive about it. 'Sides, this is a food and cooking board. I say getting people to discuss meals they wanna have is more on topic than the plethora of bait and copypasta threads that inundate this board.
Anyway, as for me, I don't really know. I think maybe just some unagi don.
Just a bottle of 'vark sauce, a slab of tofu and a pint of Soylent to wash it all down.
If I was going to be executed tomorrow I don't think I would have an appetite
They usually get the "last meal" a week or so before, not necessarily the night before
Pic related because it's a comfort food, and I usually got it on my birthday as a kid, might as well get it to celebrate my death day.
soylent green
Fuck off with your survey thread, how come OP you don't answer yourself?
Id probablychoke back tears for fears as i try to grind the contents kf my mouth.
It must feel so unreal knowing your about to cease existing.
First reply: too real user, damn.
Second: pussy
Third: this desu.
> We already had this thread.
I did
I would refuse to die until they give me my last meal as a literal last meal and there's nothing they could do about it.
My last meal would be a six of Guinness and a quart of Beefeater, btw.
whataburger and chick-fil-a because fuck commiefornia and fuck faggots.
All I'd want is a Trayvon Martini
10 volcano burritos, sprite, and 1 Newport menthol cigarette
Soylent.
t. soyboi
>tall glass of bean water
>can't be executed because my tummy hurts
Checkmate
Since I'm not on death row, I could only guess that I'd want to eat the souls of my ememies.
Caviar, Fried Chicken and Krug
$500 of Taco Bell so I leave a real mess to be cleaned up.
I would eat a burger with every type of meat and cheese you're allowed until the budgets used up and I would eat it with my hands like an animal then refuse to wash afterwards.
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>this much salt
is suicide by dehydration your endgame?
>Yes I have a MacBook pro that I keep inserted into my anus at all times
you're a macbook owner, pointing out that you stuff it up your ass all the time is redundant
Pulled pork shoulder, collard greens, hand cut fries, coleslaw, and corn bread with two gin & tonics and a pitcher of unsweet iced tea. I would demand to eat it outside on a nice, warm day with paper plates and solo cups.
Jiro's sushi