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banana poop? turn your fruit into poop

Techmoan?

id post more but for some reason it's not letting me post webms right now.

does anyone know why I can't post webms or any pictures? it's pissing me off a bit

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bon appetit bien sur ;)

My grandma has one of those. It's a bit of a bitch to clean. The food tastes exactly as you'd imagine. Fruit, but frozen. Not too exciting.

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fucking jack looks like big smoke lmao

what the fuck is with jack and undercooking meat

fucking pork looks like rubber

Do things work again?

everything but your dick is working

Jack is completely incompetent.
Thats all.

yes but they broke captcha

Faggot.

I'm getting one or two gay vibes from this.

Newfags can't into satire.

>well it looks good from the outside it has to be good inside aswell
>just gonna put the heat up all the way i aint waitin
>man im excited to show off my AWESOME BEAR CLAWS
americans

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I refuse to believe this guy isn't doing this on purpose.

How's your first day on Veeky Forums been?

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Do you think she saves the video of her throwing it all up?

Those gooks look so weird with their whitened skin and make-up. Somebody should let them know that they look like clowns, wannabe white.

Everyone wants to be American.

>Everyone wants to be American.

Agreed. Just look at how happy this sloppy nigger is to be waving the red white & blue. lol

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based autistic retard always posting the same jpgs with the same retarded autistic comments

jesus i hate these no-tits, duckface attention whores

Wtf is wrong with your country?

Beyoncé has let herself go I see.

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>healthy
>the first thing someone grabs are a handful of chips

They probably shouldn't have cut the "relatively" off the start

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Its finally nice to see one of these that I would be able to make myself.

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Here's another webum. Diversify your spoonfeeding.

She barely ate anything.

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:stop crust cutter webms:

Who doesn't love good smoked BBQ?

Come on you fucks, you can get more cheese on there.

what was he forced to taste?

Maybe in the 50's. Not anymore Pedro.

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It surprised me that he wouldn't take the change when he was clearly scrounging for every penny.

He's poor but he still has manners

Fast food workers don't expect tips... the only time people leave their change at burger king is when they can't be arsed to carry it around.

That's fine with me, I'd rather some charity got my pennies than my "bowl of miscellaneous change"

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It is tragic that taco bell doesnt use black olives anymore

whats he making?

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Is that a kilo of cocaine?

No, you fool. It's money held onto a weighted object to keep it from flying all over the place

looks like paul dano lmao

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Okay that is priceless.

So gay im speechless

lel

No, it's $14.69.

These things look tasty, but why do they always go so fuckin' hard on the cheese?

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those look really good

Looks like he's eating shit straight from the source. Whoever thought of this device is either max degenerate or a master troll.

Yeah looks good. I don't think you can get an olive at all from Taco Bell anymore

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I understand wanting to make things easy, but the texture and plating is all off

It's not like cooking eggs was ever not easy.

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Need more salt, pepper, and buffalo sauce.

this isn't /foodgore/

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what's the crust meme all about?

is there a youtube channel for these kinds of videos?

This was a fucking nightmare to watch. I have so many questions.
Why only use a quarter of the beef?
Why didn't you cook the beef and onion down then slowly add in seasoning?
Is this supposed to be a ((((((((((healthy alternative))))))))))? BECAUSE YOU ADDED FUCKING GRAVY TO THE TOP

DID YOU ADD THE GRAVY TO COVER UP YOUR BURNT AS FUCK CAULIFLOWER????

It's good they don't.
Olives and pickles need to be fucking eradicated from this earth

so that you get the visuals of melting cheese on it.
honestly it's not like you can't alter the recipe

Best post of the year
Its only the first month though