Let's say you ran a catering business. Post-apocalyptic world. Food is scarce

Let's say you ran a catering business. Post-apocalyptic world. Food is scarce.

Big ticket client calls, needs food for 100 people.

All you have is called Vienna sausages.

What do you prepare and how?

fucj you dumb bitch

What a fun question

A thin stew. Stretch that meat as much as possible.

Add body with tree bark, roots, grass, and any bones I can find.

Loot corpses when everybody dies of the poisonous fungus. It's the post-apocalypse, and I'm a raider.

that's not the kind of response i am looking for. this is about cooking with vienna sausages, not being a savage predator

If you don't want a ridiculous response then don't ask your question in such a stupid way.

You’ll need sharks with lasers to defend your Vienna sausage.

lil smokies

Multiple platters of plain Vienna sausages dusted with paprika

Do you have a can opener?

I;m thinking about thos Beans

Chop or slice sausages and fry em for a bit to darken the edges. Heat up cans of thos Beans you have scavenged from the tattered remains of society. Mix in the sausages with thos Beans. Squirt of radioactive yellow mustard is good, too. I can't assume you have pigs because of all the raiders, but fucking any pig meat will be good added in, some shredded pork or a couple pieces of crumbled bacon. Bake it in your post-apocalyptic oven until you get a darkened layer on top. wala

Fry them and make different shapes I guess idk wtf kind of question is this OP

why are several threads being reposted over the course of a couple months
c’mon op be a little more creative

you don't have beans all you have is vienna sausages. what do you do with them

I would serve the sausages plain since food is scarce nobody will mind

stick toothpicks in them and put them on a plate you piece of shit

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whered you get anything but the `sausages? you hiding a greenhouse?

I too miss old Veeky Forums, but theres no going back my man. Enjoy the future that is and will be redditchan.

thats actually creative and would work. you already have plenty of salt from the Viennas. any desert ideas?

>desert

why would i sell my vienna sausages to anyone? food is scarce.

acorn cakes sweetened with diabetic dog urine.

i took the pancreas out of a dog. now he pisses sugar.

i guess in extraordinary times you gotta improvise. hate to imagine the restaurants they would have i such a situation.

I can't imagine a catering service would exist in a post-apoc world. Catering is a luxury service.

always pack plenty of water and travel by night