Gluten-Free Vegan

Hey Veeky Forums, my gluten free-vegan female friend is going to be crashing my couch a couple of weeks from now. Unfortunately, she is gluten-free vegan and I have no clue about gluten-free vegan food. Could guys please post foods and recipes so that I have enough time to try them out and be a good host?

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Slip chicken into her food and see if she notices

jesus..

>shelikesfood.com/35-vegan-gluten-free-dinner-recipes/
Ever heard of Google you spoonfed retard?
Now delete your shitty thralead.

>Slip tubesteak into her food and see if she notices

also into her vag, ass, and mouth. ears too.

You're in deep shit and she's going to die young.
Buy veggies of all kinds, buy maize based everything instead of corn based, remember not to use the same kitchenware for her and you.
You can do It.

Now I didn't have to google thanks to pajeets like you who did it for me. But sweetie, the problem is that some of these recipes have exotic ingredients that are more whole foods than the local farmers market. I was hoping to get some of the good ol' Veeky Forums pragmatism.

Thanks a lot user! Also, what milk would you recommend flaxseed, almond or soy.

minus the meat

I'd say vegetarian risottos for carbs and legume based dishes for proteins

oh, wait, just realised you can't put any cheese in it because she's a vegan
I guess it will be a shit risotto

lel

unfortunately she is *an insufferable cunt.
fixed it for you

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Give her bacon. If she refuses, then purge the heretic in the name of the god-emperor.

epic xd

Why do you "people" post this shit?
Are you just trying to prove that you have google?
Did you parents just now let you on teh ebin computer in there room?
Also,fuck you.

I honestly want to see how this works out.
This girl(male) is you friend,the only issue is that you eat different food for a few days.
After this thread dies,start a new one,let us know how it worked.
Also,I am certain you will fuck up in a small way.

You would think that, being a gluten free vegan, she might know a thing or two about what she eats. Maybe ask her.

Salads with nuts, vegetable soups, tofu stir frys, rice and beans/lentils, etc.

Tempeh is good, i think you can pan fry it.

Is she hot and dtf? If no then you are wasting your time homie

youtube.com/watch?v=LIYiDPGlxNk

>crashing

If she can’t afford to feed herself, she should accept what you have and be grateful you even let her into your home.

>gluten free-vegan
>friend
see there's your problem. buy her some kale and goji berries or whatever hipsters eat.

>I take obvious bait threads seriously
First day here?

I'm sorry, I may be ignorant, but how the fuck is this even a thing? I'm not that young, almost 30 and I've never met anyone irl who didn't consume gluten etc, is this just a special snowflake thing that I can't wrap my head around?

you dont have to do anything you are already a soyim

>female friend is going to be crashing my couch a couple of weeks from now
so you'll be paying all the bills in hopes of sex (which won't happen) good to know