Would you sit for a meal with me, Veeky Forums? I'm so fucking lonely

>Would you sit for a meal with me, Veeky Forums? I'm so fucking lonely.

you looking fucking weird, bro

If we could eat in total silence, why the fuck not.

Some say I look like young Anthony Bourdain

not seeing it

I don't eat with strange soyboys, faggot.

i see it

samefag

Yea maybe before he got into the coke

If you're a normal dude sure. If you're a /pol/ tier retard Ill pass.

Sure, why not.

. t shitskin Amerilard mutt

If you're lonely, then who took the pic?

Did you stop the waiter and make him take a pic of you?

Is that your purse?

yeah sure man :)

what city do you live in? :-) can you drive me to a restaurant for us to eat at? We can go halvsies

Sure. In fact, thank you very much for the meal. What's been going on for you?

I was the kid who sat alone not by choice during lunch at middle school. I always make an effort to sit next to those lonesome people in the college cafeteria, unless they're obviously entertained by a book or music or whatever; it's easy to tell who's lonely and who's just doing his own shit.

I just ask if the space is taken or something, and make conversation from there. Tons of goofy looking guys like the ones in OPs pics, but they all turned out to be really nice people and a few of them I've been friends with for a good while. One time I actually sat down next to an in unironically crazy fucker and that was not fun at all, but otherwise I get to meet interesting people, it's more fun than eating with headphones on, and it's just a nice thing to do in general.

Waiter took it
Yes
Melbourne

good quads but sorry i live in america :'(

came here to say you do and read this

>2 glasses of water for someone by themselves and a soda not near you
No one likes a liar user

1 glass to mix water with soda, other glass to drink water by itself

Do people really not do this?