2 sentence story thread

After shitting, I look down and see corn.
I have not eaten corn in months.

Bugs.. easy on the 357 huh huh huh huh huh

sign says Fudd Season doc nibble nibble

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eternal best

I discovered a cave.
I named it after myself, only to get lost there forever.

I have never had sex. Yet my girlfriend is standing at the door with a child.

I am my own enemy. My life is No Man's land.

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The doors and the windows are shut.

The cat wants to get out.

Oh man, I sure wouldn't mind someone to talk to!
*main character rapidly looks over to the phone on the nightstand on his right*
*the phone doesn't ring*
*main character returns to his original position*
Oh man, I sure wouldn't mind someone to talk to!
*repeat*

Cock in hand. The end of my night has just begun.

That's pretty funny

There was a bunny with a gun.
He ate the farmer's carrots whenever he pleased and had seven litters of children.

Baby with shoes on. For sale.

Thumper! No, please, don't!

The stories were bad. Because they were all arbitrarily broken into two pieces to tell a cheap joke with little effort.

bugs... stop shitting in the cornfield

how is babby formed era of the internet

My therapist gave me a prescription for cyanide.
I'm not about to become a tool, so I do yoga with demons

man cave?

For sale: unworn baby shoes. We bought the wrong size.

>For sale: unworn baby shoes. Also selling a collection of women's clothes.

Kind of tried going for a metaphor for getting lost in your own world, so yeah, in a way.

There was a knock on the door. It was weird for a space station airlock especially as we were all inside.

Next level shitpost. Congrats.

It was the best of times. It was the wurst of times.

They were killing that poor dog. I closed the tab.

Ants ate the skin on his head.
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol.

Firstly she said no
Then my heart said no more

Went out like a malakas and spent eighty euros. I'd rather buy a videogame, a voltage tester and a hooker my age.