My wife just capsized the slice of pie she was handing me and I'm not sure how violently to respond to this...

My wife just capsized the slice of pie she was handing me and I'm not sure how violently to respond to this transgression.

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Oh shit, does anyone have that top ramen copypasta where the guy beats his seat belted wife?

I'd be more upset about the over-whipped cream

A spanking is the correct answer for whenever women do dumb shit.

spank. stop once her eyes well up with tears.

Was thinking the same thing

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjejPJvQP4

stab her 47 times with the slice of pie.

>store test coffee
>to prevent smiling at the camera while you kink

Stab her in the shenis with your penis.

Wife, never, unless it's a dream you faggot shitposter

I think thats Cool Whip

Stale pasta is stale. Was this ever funny to begin with?

get fucked

Referring to text as 'pasta' is outdated. Was that ever clever to begin with?

What kind of soyboy needs help from Veeky Forums to properly disciple his wife?

It takes a village to raise a chode.

capsized? what did she do? drop it? the fuck does that mean

nigga ur wife cant even cook

My OP just capsized the copypasta he was shitposting and I'm not sure how violently to sage this transgression.

Fuck.
I'm never leaving this place, am I?

I think this level of discipline is appropriate.

A polystyrene plate in the face couldn't hurt that much.

why do you virgins try to act so tough?
handicapped girls could give most of you a proper beatdown

Old “joke” stale pasta etc

what the fuck was her problem?

I don't know but I think..

>(earlier)
>girl: i wanna leave, you're getting drunk
>guy: just one more beer
>girl: no, come on
>guy: i'll buy you some food. (goes to buy food)
>girl: i don't want food. I WANT TO LEAVE
>(what we see)
>guy: (coming back with food and another beer)
>girl: I SAID I DON'T WANT FOOD I WANT TO GO (tries to spill the food)
>guy: (throws her food in her face)

Have her kiss the Gunner's Daughter.
Prepare the makings!

>belligerent woman attempts to assault a male patron
>no one in the restaurant intervenes until the woman falls on her ass
>they then attempt to stop the man from leaving, presumably so that he can be punished
This is the world we live in.

Do not ever hurt women. You should whip yourself 20 times and promise her you'll strive to be a good enough person to one day deserve better service from her.

FeelsBadMan

It's not as bad as you think. In a better world most people who visit Veeky Forums would die as virgins before 25.

fag
chick was begging people for money for a cab, he told her that he didnt have any money. he then buys some food and beer which she sees. she gets mad.