A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day

A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day.

>t. damage frontal lobe and irresponsible relationship partner

>t. Lungs of hot steaming tar and the breath of a mass-grave in Auschwitz

...

I couldn't agree more.

>buttermilk manchildren detected

>mass-grave in Auschwitz
>mass-grave
>Auschwitz

You would die from this no calories REETAARD

Nothing like starting your day with a 0 calorie meal amirite fellas?

I don't smoke, but if I did I'd agree with you.
As it is now, though, some black coffee is my perfect start to the day.

We already had this thread a week and a half ago.

>coffee
>zero calories
bruh

It's called breakfast of champions; kings get to eat food for breakfast.

>black coffee
>calories

Yes, black coffee has calories. It's not a significant amount of calories, but it does have calories.

>putting your cigarette anywhere even remotely close to your coffee
disgusting. this is how you get ash into it and ruin everything.

Processing that black coffee burns more cal than it delivers to be fair, you're at a net negative there.

>Shun
I've seen this and there's no way he wouldn't have a Kramer or something handmade

I liked the movie though

That movie made me so hungry and now I want a grilled cheese

Ok OP, I know you feel really cool for listening to Tom Waits and watching neo-noir movies in your spare time, but you don't need to pretend it's cooking related.

>eggs with sardines on onions and garlic
>chicken, bell pepper, onion, mushroom, omlette
>scrambled eggs with bacon and a side of hashbrowns
>steak and egg burrito with salsa, potatoes, cheese
>oats with berries, and a side of yogurt
>oats with peanut butter and bananas mixed in
>ham/chicken/steak/bacon egg and cheese sandwich

Coffee and cigarettes is not breakfast

>In Bourdain Voice

Ah yes, the breakfast of a Parisian is but a humble cup of coffee and a cigarette, perhaps a baguette for show. I sit in an outdoor cafe wondering what the city of lights and the city of love will bring me.

King of the toilet.

Insecure chad wannabe detected

I am an occasional smoker but I've gotten hooked. I don't understand why people want to smoke a pack of these shits a day. I enjoy it sometimes, but if you smoke more than like four a day you just start feeling shitty, and the so called high you get from a cigarette is not nearly good enough to justify the health consequences. That's why I stick to everyday drinking rather than smoking.

>I am an occasional smoker but I've gotten hooked.
I meant to say: but I've never gotten hooked

you don't remember the video of the starvation victims from the end of the war?

Are there actually still people that think they're manly men for sucking in poison? Clue up tobacco whacko.

op is a girl

No it doesnt

Everyday: Camel Turkish Royal
Extravagant purchase: Nat Sherman's MCD, Dunhill Fine Cut
RIP: Camel Signature Frost

I do this breakfast, but I don't feel good about myself for it. Also, does this give anyone the shits? I often start with coffee or /sips/ on an empty stomach and get diarreah quite reliably

Some people get the shits after drinking coffee. I don't know if there's a remedy or if you just have to live with it. Doesn't happen to me.

Yeah, it won't happen if I've eaten something substantial.

Maybe if you're a meme-loving fedoralord faggot

Fucking roasted, so many goddamn posers on this board