Realistically, what would be the best way to prepare one of these?

realistically, what would be the best way to prepare one of these?

advanced starvation

i have some prepared answers in case you dont need them to be realistic

dunno, they seem like they would be decent grilled tho

Put it in your butt

Grind it into an unrecognizable paste and pan fry it.

dehydrated and milled.

make it unrecognizable.

Cut off head, shell it, de-vein it like a shrimp, then season with blackening spice and pan-sear it. Possibly use in a pasta or rice dish. Maybe save the shell and head for a stock.

Covered in batter and deep fried.

lets hear em

>staple battery powered propeller on its back and fly it into your anus

>shell

Nigga what everything besides the head and legs is a soft squishy texture

Use it as bait to catch real food

>grub stock

That's disgusting

Puttanesca a la 90's hentai

I know nothing about the consistency of the raw "meat" on a grub like this.


>Feed it something to change the flavor of the flesh to something more palatable (fruit/vegetable scraps/reconstituted powder, whatever)
>Starve it for a few days
>Remove head, legs, and organs
>Probably remove skin and underside as well, I don't know, but I would imagine it to be thick and tough.
>Lay out flat and skewer it
>Grill it like eel is in Japan with a heavy sauce

Other than that, follow the first few steps again, cut into chunks (if the meat holds up to it), and stir fry it with vegetables over really high heat.

Again, the first few steps, bread/batter and deep fry

Cut off the head, squeeze out the guys, rinse the meat tube until the inside is clean, then slice it into thin strips and sauté it.

What is best culinary use for cricket powder?

*guts

Goddammit phone, why would you think "squeeze out the guys" is what I wanted to write?

because your gay lmao

Are you actually the same person

you're* FUCKING LAMOOOO UHHHH TYPE MUCH?????

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that was really bad user

Will the majority of people in the world ever accept this as real food?
based phone

Maybe you were clenching your anus nice and tight

maybe like a ceviche? slice it, drench in lime juice and onions. i can't really think of a better way

they make decent protein bars because they taste more nutty than normal protein powder

take off the head and legs, fry with butter

>How to eat bugs for pussies.

>pay to eat bugs
good goy
one of the best

probably the same way you would make prawns.

It's basically just like a blob of fat. Wrap in banana leaf and roast it over coals.

Fuck this made me laugh during a lecture I'm retarded

ala plancha served with colorful indigenous herb and fruit puree on a large leaf

what do you even call this, i kind of want to eat one now

no it's mostly protein

Just paint it like a nigger cock. You won't be able to keep it away from white liberal's mouths.

Cut of all legs and head and all ugly parts. Split it open and remove any necessary guts.

Cook it in butter like you do a steak.

This but you can also treat it like shrimp; par-boil and then grill

like dunked in a very heavy batter and then deep fried?

go back to plebbit

For me

It's basically a land shrimp, grub cocktail should work

Just eat it raw or use a Chem Fluid to make a First Aid Med

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kekus maximus

XD epic win my fellow kekistani

I saw a video about a Filipino recipe for giant worms where they would gut them to remove the shit, then bread and fry them. The white host said they were delicious and didn't gross him out like the raw one had at all.

sopa

>not a single lion king joke in the entire thread

embarassing

reee

Tilt your head back and suck it down your gullet like a bird, you animal.

>make it unrecognizable.
Then what's the fuckin' point?

>Grind beef into hamburger
>Make it unrecognizable as having been a cow
What's the fuckin' point?

Yes, and?

That was my first thought. Lion King made grubs look absolutely delicious

this is what the alpha in the soyboy pack eats instead of soylent

>user chases cows with burger buns thinking this is the proper way to prepare a burger.
American education.

Raw, sliced thin, lengthwise.

Traditionally you give them moss to clean out their own parasites, then let them starve until moss is gone. Dehead, squeeze out guts, then use in place of shrimp.

>phone poster
>reddit spacing

this

Squeeze the slurm out of it and drink that