60 hundred million years of humanity

>60 hundred million years of humanity
>haven't fixed the pickle jar problem

make the hole in the top bigger

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Think your bin might need to be emptied.

stabbing the pickles ruins them and it's an ineffectual tool at best. works better when there are more pickles in the jar but you don't need it when there are more pickles in the jar.

So use chopsticks like civilization does.

so what good does jamming a ham in the jar do

no I think you just have autism

this is a food/cooking board and if you don't know how to prepare pickles you should remain silent and let the professionals speak as your contribution is worthless without possession of knowledge of pickle preparation.

Stop being a fat fuck with ham hands and it'll stop being a problem.

>that trash
FFS man

They should make the hole just big enough to fit your head in imo.
>local idiot gets head stuck in jar, pickles self to death
I'd love to see that headline.
Also, tongs are a thing.

Why not use a pair of prongs?

did you ram ur dick in a pickle jar?

DEaDaSs thought that was a jar of pig feet at first but it was his pork paw

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I don't keep around too many utensils I don't believe in having too many possessions.

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Tip the jar to the side and fish them out with a fork without stabbing

quit being fat

>all that grime
You can't just tease us like that user. Post pics of your sty.

lmaoing at this, it literally looks FAT CHODE on a corpse

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they can't make the hole big enough for someone as fat as you, how fat do you have to be to have fat wrists?

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>I don't believe in having too many possessions.
Funny how that lies up perfectly with your lack of funds to purchase said possessions.

thanks for letting me know anime posters are hambones

my hand is normal sized.
i could buy a spatula if I wanted, I just don't see the point. what will i do with it when I am dead or move? just another wasteful item to clean

just use your plating tweezers to pull the pickles out

>my hand is normal sized.