Breakfast

Rate my breakfast Veeky Forums
Also, breakfast thread I guess

This breakfast's amazing!
I usually have a piece of bread and a little bit of cheese on it

looks pretty cozy

i just had some coffee and some radish today, i'm a lazy shit.

is that a fucking cucumber, nigger

Did you actually eat all of it off the board and not serve it on a plate? But anyway, looks p yummy.

No, that's an eating cucumber

Yeah, I like eating off a board, it's cozy

Can you fit a cucumber in your ass?

I bet you can if you take after your mother

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>cucumber
Disgusting

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looks nice OP. what kind of sausage is that? It's the only thing that doesnt look too good imo

Looks hearty. Personally, I'm an absolute zombie when I wake up, so I can't actually cook anything that involves any procedure more complex than "take out of fridge/cupboard, and maybe slice off a piece"

t. has no tastebuds anymore

Honestly that actually is the worst part of this breakfast. I've only recently started eating this kind of breakfast, so I'm still experimenting with different sausages to find one I like. This is "Prague" salami

R8

too much cheese
6/10

6/10 not very filling

8/10 looks breddy gud what’s in the omelette?

Bacon, spinach and feta cheese

6.5/10

Aw fuck, I'm making a ham and cheese omelette with homefries on Saturday. Looks good mate.

2 packets with a glass of milk

Looks noice but more of a weekend thing since it looks like it would take a while to eat.

7/10 too greasy for my taste

t. soyboi

retarded nice knife to choose.
Also rice cakes are shit tier.
5/10

Literally drinks chocolate milk for breakfast.

I don't eat breakfast

>mcmuffin
>monster zero ultra

come at me

>Rice cake
>Whole cucumber with milky coffee

Otherwise decent cheese plate is that smokey blue?

the construction laborer's breakfast of choice

"I'm a manchild please do not respect me"