Claim your cookfu

Mine is Maangchi

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>cookfu
Weeb faggot.

seonkyoung obviously

>being such a beta virgin so obsessed with pussy you can't confine your "fawn over bitches" threads on the "fawn over bitches" boards of Veeky Forums but must infect other boards with your cancerous mewings

This isn't one of the "fawn over bitches" boards, dude. Take this shit there:
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cookfu?
What kind of retard faggot are you?

I want to fuck both of them desu. Seonkyoung seems like perfect wife material though.

Who let in all the redditors today?

>he doesn't have a Chef John body pillow

Chef Tifa, the milkiest chef of them all!!

I would fuck the shit out of his boipussy.

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BAKEFU

>Aldi's Asians
Is the white women can't cook meme true?

her personality is what does it for me

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its the natural progression
whites are doing to asians what blacks did to them
asian men need to prey upon the women of what ever race they can physically overpower

Pygmy's?

I think Tiffany aged really well.
She went from this.

To this

Needs more jpeg

maybe. then then you realize Maangchi is a 60 year old sex goddess and everyone else falls short

Tyrone steals Bretts gf
PROBLEM WHITE BOI?

Brett steals Xang Chi Pos gf
PROBLEM RICE BOY?

Xang chi po steals Mubguntas gf
PROBREM NIG-dies of ebola

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asians and whites should just swap women DESU

I'm not sure exactly why but I really want to make the beast with two backs with this Korean hammer.

thicc

Bonus new bakefu

She's hot af. My only problem is I can't watch her w/o immediately getting a raging hardon.

This ones teeth, however, look worse than a britbong's teeth, something I thought was impossible.

that's just simply not true
they are white as can be and fairly straight
naturally straight enough that theres no reason to fix them further

>didn't even realise she was on dancing on ice until after she got eliminated

more

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>that fucking mole
>that downy face
Lmfao even in your fantasies you're a low standards having little faggot

I agreed until I watched her videos, it's like the Mona Lisa, ugly until it moves.

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I hope that's lens distortion.

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She gonna eat that bike next

I unrionically want to Anthony Bourdain to be my silver fox daddy and cook me unhealthy, but complex meals while he bitches about high food culture.

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Hopefully she eats me next

Damn, came in just to mention Claire. Something about her just does it for me.

TWO FAT LADIES FROM ENGLAND ARE MAI WAIFUS

Enjoy that threesome.
One of them is dead.

Fuck, I loved watching them and Floyd when I was younger.

Well, Floyd is the king.
Can't argue with that.

Just read that both of them are dead. One '99 and '14
Sad times

Keith Floyd was so entertaining.

Two glasses of wine into the show Floyd was absolute kino tier

I love chef John! Got me into cooking.

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NO SHE'S MINE

>that last film with Floyd before he died
>his family all trying to put on a happy face
>he gets drunk and goes off about something

She's attractive. Can't place my finger on why I'm not attracted to her at all.

She has kids, it almost killed my chub.

Damn, you're right. Hadn't heard of her til now but she seems so nice.

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You'll have to adopt his kids. Their names:
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver
Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver
River Rocket Oliver

>Phone posting
Normalfag

Bow down to the queen! youtube.com/watch?v=HY-rdOyexp0

She's not a cookfu, she's an eatfu. Would still fug, though.

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>normalfag
I’m happy with that.
The less I am like you the better, pedo.
:)

It's the camera angle.

yuka is a fucking disgusting demon.

What the fuck, you weren't kidding.

what a twat

Low tiers are fun, but its time to get serious

>River Rocket
What did he mean be this?

>all those butthurt soccer moms on the food-network Facebook comment sectionsof her videos

Was he worried they wouldn't be bullied enough?
Just kidding; they were obviously named by the wife.

Dem DSLs

Pffptf

>Maurice

Pretty sure he has admitted that he has down syndrome

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she's very cute!

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Sauce me up

WTF ITS TRUE

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Maaan, if I was 50 years older...
Also, RIP Francis

Christian Bale cooks?

>River Rocket Oliver
Poor River wasn't worthy of four names

It's a real good job they all go to private school.

I googled her, because HOLY BENEVOLENT TITS, but her face murdered my impending boner.

Your cookfu looks like she stars in facial abuse throat fuck videos.

wait francis is dead??

Most underrated cookfu coming through. Because she can actually fucking cook.

Nah, he's at a farm up north

Damaris would get it so bad

She is so fucking annoying

Step aside, please.

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unironically this

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