This is an act of war

this is an act of war

>Toast sandwich
That's a bread butty.

this is an act of love

What is toast?
Are you tellin me you take a piece of bread, as somehow magic, you magic, you use magic fire magic on it until it's chargrilled? Sounds disgusting.
Eat some real food like chocolate chip cookies candybars and soda.

let me guess, you also have yellow teeth and love your fish fried ?

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Fried fish is good and there is nothing you can do about that.

what an animal

get out of my thread

This shit right here is why England lost the empire. All those conquered countries and they can't even incorporate the cuisine into their own cooking.

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The major commodity for much of our colonisation was spice. A good dealer doesn't eat his profits.

Can I get a toasted toast sandwich?

just like when i was a kid

>implying modern day curry isn't basically english cuisine

fuck off. toast sand witches are delicious and very filling. be sure to put a topping on both sides of the toast, like peanut butter or jelly.

the contrast between the soft bread and the crunchy toast is lovely

>topping a toast sandwich
it's already perfect, it's got everything the body needs, if you even add salt you're a fat fuck

>tfw you're a poor Brit bong eating toast sandwiches and fog water
>tfw you're a poor spic eating rice sandwiches and gas station horchata
>tfw you're a poor nigger eating syrup sandwiches and kool aid with $7 worth of WIC sugar per glass

Poverty is univeral5

lol do non ketochads actually eat this

Toast and Water Sandwich with the crusts cut off please

If you add a topping to a toast sandwich, it stops being a toast sandwich and becomes a regular two-layer sandwich.