Wake up telling myself I won't drink more coffee

>wake up telling myself I won't drink more coffee
>realise my ONLY pleasure on lonely Sundays is drinking coffee at my favourite place in London to feel less alone

And tomorrow when I go to my boring job, when London is busy and I see qts everywhere who consider me a disgusting subhuman, including in my normie infested office, only a coffee at lunch time will make me feel good.

But it ruins my sleep and makes me weak in the gym.

And another Sunday tradition is to go through a certain station and shocked by the amount of Staceys. Which is a cathartic demoralisation. ALL of them were fucking Chad last night.

This is the only blog I subscribe to

oh my fucking just realize the absurdity of all things and become a poet lmao

Why don't you move on to something stronger

This guy really brings the board together.

kek

:<

I'm sorry OP

Maybe you could try tea instead?

How about you drink my cum next time you sissy bitch? Fuck you little man

>tfw your life is tragic enough to hurt but not tragic enough to be interesting

Damn tough break

you make my day londonfag

i had a friend like you once. then he banged the shit out of some qt from yorkshire for a year and now he's a slave to stinky quim with brown sauce. enjoy your independent salad days while you can, froggy my boy.

stop replying to this faggot. report thread and move on

>not 10034434

missed me faggot

Did you drink toilet water instead of coffee this morning, 'tismo?

man, what a shit thread

I will steal this sentence.

>t. Otto

>tfw life is a sandwich without bread

What is your endgame OP?

He'll kill himself. Thankfully.

Fuck off. He'll be a bestseller before you know it.

>live in Clapham
>gf tried anal for the first time last night
>she's out doing yoga now with her sister
>sitting in my boxer shorts in bed eating a takeaway hot breakfast from the cafe nearby
>gonna shower etc soon since me and the gf are gonna visit Brighton for the day
>if the train's empty she'll probably give me a blowy on the way there

Feel bad for you OP. Try being less cringey and you may just pull a 3/10.

>gf tried anal

With who?

>live in Shoreditch
>can't even get escorts to do anal
>showered for no reason; going no where
Fucking hell, I hate you.

I live in Bethnal Green, you can fuck me in the ass if you want

Holy shit are you still bitching here? Grow up you loser and go back to r9k.

Can you travel outside of Shoreditch? I found a girl in Tower Hamlets who does A-levels for you.

No thanks Ahmed

I'm whiter than you, and have probably read Mein Kampf more times than you ever will, Shoreditch liberal hipster cunt

>(at discretion)
There's the problem.

Appreciate it; though you might have to get it approved by your imam.

>voluntarily living in the caliphate of Bethnal Greenistan
>posturing as a race-conscious nationalist

lol @ u

>probably read Mein Kampf more times than you ever will
You don't read it in the park, do you?

>feels sad all the time
>gets good feels from caffeine

Can't diagnose you, but its possible you have a form of bipolar disorder and get manic symptoms from coffee consumption.

Exercise regularly, read the stoics, go to a psychiatrist if you're still unhappy.

The thing that depresses me most is that I don't want a girlfriend, never have done. People thought i was asexual for most of my life, and so did I. I get depressed thinking about my lack of desire for what I am suppsoed to desire

It's worse having the desire, and failing again and again to sate it.

Just try not to worry about it.

I disagree. It's far worse being unable to want what your friends and family expect you to want. As the only child in my family capable of producing biological grandchildren, any pursuit of girls will largely be in order to do what is expected of me.

Fuck off, I like his threads.

You can just ask them in advance. If she says no then you don't touch her and don't have to pay. Easy.
There are plenty of girls listed in Shoreditch who do A-levels. Mostly the ethnic ones. If you're lucky you might get OP's mum.

It's quite nice by the park desu

Bethnal Green is "up and coming", to use the cliché. It's not nearly as bad as its reputation would have you believe.