>wake up telling myself I won't drink more coffee >realise my ONLY pleasure on lonely Sundays is drinking coffee at my favourite place in London to feel less alone
And tomorrow when I go to my boring job, when London is busy and I see qts everywhere who consider me a disgusting subhuman, including in my normie infested office, only a coffee at lunch time will make me feel good.
But it ruins my sleep and makes me weak in the gym.
And another Sunday tradition is to go through a certain station and shocked by the amount of Staceys. Which is a cathartic demoralisation. ALL of them were fucking Chad last night.
Evan Lopez
This is the only blog I subscribe to
Christopher Parker
oh my fucking just realize the absurdity of all things and become a poet lmao
Logan Thompson
Why don't you move on to something stronger
Christian Myers
This guy really brings the board together.
Blake Bailey
kek
Joshua Hernandez
:<
I'm sorry OP
Maybe you could try tea instead?
Hudson Lee
How about you drink my cum next time you sissy bitch? Fuck you little man
Blake Scott
>tfw your life is tragic enough to hurt but not tragic enough to be interesting
Damn tough break
Eli Cook
you make my day londonfag
i had a friend like you once. then he banged the shit out of some qt from yorkshire for a year and now he's a slave to stinky quim with brown sauce. enjoy your independent salad days while you can, froggy my boy.
Landon Smith
stop replying to this faggot. report thread and move on
Jason Peterson
>not 10034434
missed me faggot
Charles Morris
Did you drink toilet water instead of coffee this morning, 'tismo?
Hudson White
man, what a shit thread
David Torres
I will steal this sentence.
Michael Rogers
>t. Otto
Aiden Lopez
>tfw life is a sandwich without bread
Jonathan Scott
What is your endgame OP?
Gabriel Bennett
He'll kill himself. Thankfully.
Christian Fisher
Fuck off. He'll be a bestseller before you know it.
Jonathan Price
>live in Clapham >gf tried anal for the first time last night >she's out doing yoga now with her sister >sitting in my boxer shorts in bed eating a takeaway hot breakfast from the cafe nearby >gonna shower etc soon since me and the gf are gonna visit Brighton for the day >if the train's empty she'll probably give me a blowy on the way there
Feel bad for you OP. Try being less cringey and you may just pull a 3/10.
Blake White
>gf tried anal
With who?
Michael Ramirez
>live in Shoreditch >can't even get escorts to do anal >showered for no reason; going no where Fucking hell, I hate you.
Joshua Roberts
I live in Bethnal Green, you can fuck me in the ass if you want
Jacob Gonzalez
Holy shit are you still bitching here? Grow up you loser and go back to r9k.
Andrew Scott
Can you travel outside of Shoreditch? I found a girl in Tower Hamlets who does A-levels for you.
William Baker
No thanks Ahmed
Tyler Bennett
I'm whiter than you, and have probably read Mein Kampf more times than you ever will, Shoreditch liberal hipster cunt
William Gray
>(at discretion) There's the problem.
Appreciate it; though you might have to get it approved by your imam.
Easton Gray
>voluntarily living in the caliphate of Bethnal Greenistan >posturing as a race-conscious nationalist
lol @ u
Joseph Gutierrez
>probably read Mein Kampf more times than you ever will You don't read it in the park, do you?
Michael Ramirez
>feels sad all the time >gets good feels from caffeine
Can't diagnose you, but its possible you have a form of bipolar disorder and get manic symptoms from coffee consumption.
Exercise regularly, read the stoics, go to a psychiatrist if you're still unhappy.
Tyler Cruz
The thing that depresses me most is that I don't want a girlfriend, never have done. People thought i was asexual for most of my life, and so did I. I get depressed thinking about my lack of desire for what I am suppsoed to desire
Carter Campbell
It's worse having the desire, and failing again and again to sate it.
Just try not to worry about it.
Grayson Scott
I disagree. It's far worse being unable to want what your friends and family expect you to want. As the only child in my family capable of producing biological grandchildren, any pursuit of girls will largely be in order to do what is expected of me.
Jacob Thomas
Fuck off, I like his threads.
David Davis
You can just ask them in advance. If she says no then you don't touch her and don't have to pay. Easy. There are plenty of girls listed in Shoreditch who do A-levels. Mostly the ethnic ones. If you're lucky you might get OP's mum.