*cracks open*

why though?

I'm so glad I never liked this poison

pour a cup of coffee

Try a mango loco or mad dog if you can find either.

DIE !!!

>friend received expensive and good vodka for his bday
>says he wants to keep it for something special
>has it on display and everything
>one day he's out of vodka when I am around
>opens the bottle
>'You want some user?'
>he pours a can of Monster Energy in with it as a mix
>a part of me died witnessing that

Good soyim, make sure you take that "first sip of the day"

I'm no longer addicted to drugs

well that's not true. The addiction will always be there, but I choose not to partake anymore

Drink one almost daily and none of that is accurate

tfw u have vitamin b12 deficiency and '>that first sip of the day' is full of it

*crack one open with ya*

why are they so mad boys???

if white, sip with delight
if black, send it back

Throw it at a dumb sippboy

/sipboy/

Fuck off with your advertising and stop trying to bypass the filter.

Hide the thread. Fag.

Fuck these paid advertising shill threads.

Everyone knows what to do.

throw it away and buy a sugarfree SIP next time

...

>what do?
You get banned :)

>worrying about picture limit
>on /ck
lol

I would avoid drinking this. The Yellow 5 dye can cause your penis to shrink.

"""good""" vodka is a meme. just take any cheap vodka and put it through a britta filter and it will be the same as any top price vodka.

Tell me more about this image plz

Combine with Jager for a JagerMonster

Drink a less soapy tasting alternative.

I drink two a day and it is accurate. You think I'm kidding, upgrade to two, you'll see.