>Not eating your sides first
>Eating everything all together
Not eating your sides first
Protein first
>get sandwich
>take the buns off and eat them first
>eating sides
This is why you're fat.
>mfw I eat the burger first before I even touch my fries and drink
>not saving a small bit of every part of the meal to eat in one go at the end
If you haven't tried this, do it. It's called a pudding piece and it's mindblowing
>not deconstructing your whole meal on your plate and eating the individual components
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS ISHYGDDT
>Not Drinking Your Meal
I try a bit of everything first, and then proceed accordingly, leaving a bite of the best part for last to finish the meal.
>not asking the waiter the correct order to eat your meal in
>not rectally inserting your food
>eating more than one rice grain at once
do you even savor your food you fat pig
Unironically do this with delivery pizza
>eating food
>not realizing the main dish is actually the side dish to your side dishes
...
>not using your culinary injector to directly deliver food to your bloodstream
>implying thats used on the veins and not as a sounding device that also gives you nutrients
>Eating your mum.
i dont know if your memeing but my friend eats all his pizza with a fork, starting from topping to cheese to tomatoe bread
Eat shit
>Not blending your meal into a fine paste
That's how I eat too
>he doesn't filter feed food particles in the air
You monster
This ×∞
>bite burger
>immediately stuff fry in mouth
>sip from coke to wash it all down
>sip from milkshake to cleanse taste pallet and restart
>go to arbys
>get 3 beef and chedders, few potato cakes
>mop up dripped sauce with one potato cake
>sprinkle dropped beef bits on another cake
>make another sandwich from potato cake
a vicious cycle