Cooking webms that make you go hmmm

why? Im completely unfamiliar with this guy, is he that much of a failure?

>Being this new to Veeky Forums
Jack is the epitome of cooking failures. He could fuck up cereal

Always gets me how literally any time he puts something in oil, he slaps it down and sprays oil everywhere. Doesn't matter if he's pan frying or deep frying, he's going to splash hot oil. I don't know if he does it on purpose or if he's just too fucking stupid to not do it.

is ja/ck/ a troll or is he really this bad?

>learning from them
surely you jest

wow, that's pretty fuckin bad. And ya hit the nail on the head, I'm extremely new to Veeky Forums

It's not even the fact that he's awful at cooking taht pisses me off, it's the fact that he's completely oblivious and actually proud of his own retardation.

im sure he makes the same face when he eats his wife's pussy

awww, he's like the cooking equivalent of like 90% of deviant art

at least steak is the one thing he can't possibly undercook

see, that's the problem, if you think you're perfect then there's no room for improvement. So ya don't learn from your mistakes. If he's shit now he'll always be shit, unless he changes his attitude

Jack threads do not belong on Veeky Forums. No, this is not a webm thread. Sage goes in all fields

what board do you think a thread about webms of a cooking show and its chef belong?

I'm curious because something tells me you don't know a whole lot about what boards are for. Perhaps you've stumbled into the site from reddlt or somewhere like that.

Shut the fuck up faggot

>sage goes in all fields
I can see two you missed, newfag.
Lurk moar.

Jack threads consist of 1/3 webms
1/3 of people talking about how fat and disgusting he is
and 1/3 people commenting on the manner in which he eats pussy

all is well in Veeky Forums

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>Jack isn't an american

do USA citizens really not consider new york city as being in america?
He is basically all the USA stereotypes given life in one juicy body

The oil isn't even hot. He burned himself one time when he was carelessly tossing stuff into a pan full of hot oil. His solution? Don't preheat the oil. Instead, put food in it and then get it to the right temperature.

no cause all the libruls live there with their chai lattes and kale smoothies. real americans come from the land of heart diease, poverty, and country music

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imagine being all "hey come over i'm gonna try this new cooking technique, yeah bring your camera this is going to be amazing!!" he's been waiting all afternoon for that fire to consume, hasn't eaten anything to make space for that yummy meat and then this comes out, fucking lol

wut

you've never used charred wood for a smoky flavor?

>he's some kind of mentally deficient goblin that crawled out from an alternate reality
so he is american

Would vegetarians/ vegans follow their lifestyle if they had to kill the produce themselves?

my thoughts exactly, are you me

I really want to see Ja/ck/ attempt to deep-fry a turkey and have it go south in typical Ja/ck/ fashion.

he'd probably burn his house to the ground. knowing the dumbass he is, he would try to put out a grease fire with water, kek

you dumb fucking nigger faggot
reminder that e-celeb threads are fucking cancer. report, hide, ignore

I'm not going to go to a porn board to talk about food webms, sorry but I am not sorry.

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/r/'ing the egg fort guy

British """cuisine"""

>/wsg/
>calling it a porn board

You literal mongoloid, WSG stands for Work-Safe Gif.

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omg I never knew what wsg meant, thanks!

although these are food and cooking webms, not work safe gifs so... maybe it should stay here

I'm going to hope you're not being sarcastic and try to help here, but and its NSFW counterpart (Adult GIF) are more webm boards than anything. Sure, some gifs are posted there, but webms are way more frequent. In fact, those two boards are well known for being the only boards that support audio in webm.

>nice bread
>nice fries
>oh wait
>no
>stop it
ffs

Why the fuck are you calling people redditors when you yourself have reddit-tier knowledge of Veeky Forums? Have you never explored the different boards? There is no real topic on /wsg/ and they have cooking threads every now and then. They allow both sound and larger file sizes so they are far superior for these threads.

Now go explore the site. I want you to find at least one thread to read through on each and every board, and yes that icludes /mlp/, to get a better idea of how diverse and similar everyone is here.

sounds like you're a little bothered
maybe reddit would be a safer place for you to browse. soy looks good on you

sprouted the new fig

I was expecting them to kiss at the end with all that faggotry going on for british "fine dining"

why would someone film themselves halfheartedly cooking a cheap steak?

motherfucker get a tripod

>breaks a ceramic knife trying to cut a wooden spoon handle
>blames the knife
>takes it back to walmart and gets a full refund

I got chew

DO BRITONS REALLY????

For what purpose? It doesn't seem like it would even be that good, it would just be a mouthful of carbs.

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Incest is more of a yank thing.

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>the virgin omelete vendor
>THE CHAD EGG KING

Thanks senpai, could have swore I saved it but couldn't find it. A friend and I were talking about egg sandwiches yesterday.

What anime/hentai is that even from?

Teen-tier bait

Egg Handball Z

Nigger are you actually fucking stupid?

Those are some pale yolks

>t.

>early access games

I don't know how to put my anger and confusion into a post.

b-but I saw it on the informercial that means I can saw through my fucking wooden spoons

Can we have a "Cooking webms that make you go mmmm" thread?