Thoughts on my dinner, Veeky Forums?

thoughts on my dinner, Veeky Forums?

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The frog legs are over cooked and look dry, and your locusts look bland. Everything looks bland. Why not just eat boiled eggs if you’re afraid of flavor?

>eating literal Egyptian plagues

Somehow even the blackberries look overcooked...

>nobody recognizes this

shut up, you mere imbeciles. You clearly cannot comprehend that these animals are born with with a serum known as C2OH, located within the Glateus gland. This serum activates when the Glateus gland is overheated and gives them a natural flavoring that cannot be matched by anything else in the world. You wouldn't understand anyway, you probably think putting salt on something makes it taste better.

The fact that he put it on a D&D map?

What if Rene Redzepi was a cajun hillbilly

yeah, right

You sound like one of those guys who’s a virgin by choice.

frog legs are nice, so is sauerkraut but the rest is quite meh.
weak

>eating animals

are those crawdads?

How exactly do you eat those shellfish? Genuine curiosity

*crayfish

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Lying faggot

not enough calories, other than that very nice

rip and tear

>blackberries to scale
talk about a tiny meal desu

*crawdiddles

Yeah what''s up with the sword coast table cloth?

it's high noon

Enjoy your sea roach

It looks like you're gunna be hungry in 3 minutes

...

kek

kill yourself tonight faggot

dumb froglegs poster

>not eating animals
See I can do it too

Posting my pizza with cold skim milk

Hipster idiot