Americans, please describe the flavour of this beverage in ten words or less

Americans, please describe the flavour of this beverage in ten words or less.

Thank you.

Green

It's literally just carbonated syrup and marketing.

Elephant sperm

Pure sugar and citrus and shit

sugar

It's like lemon-lime soda except much more sweet and less tart.

mtn dew spiked lemonade is soo fucking good and i hate how they discontinued that shit

Pretty much this.

It still has a citrus flavor, but without the "bite."

Way chill and ready to hang.

first few sips are crisp citrus, rest is sugary ass

lemon lime diabeetus

Recalling when you could drink half a 2liter bottle in one swig, before the carbonation was added

Carbonated grapefruit lemonade. Also ruins all flavors of food.

Imagine Sprite with way more sugar and Call of Duty

Taste like extreme sports pissing in your extremely gaping asshole

at my local Taco Bell they still have Spiked Lemonade.. it's so good.

Sweet battery acid.

Horse piss and lime

>sugar*

*high fructose corn beetus

do you also "correct" people if they just say salt and don't specify the exact type of salt used?

What exactly do you think fructose is?

Sprite but more american

Sugary piss.

what "flavour" mean?

a beverage to supplement your Doritos

caffeinated orange drink , dyed green and caffeinated.

tastes green desu

d.va

acidic sprite

They imported some of that shit here in my country. Tastes like a very gay and overly sweet """"""lime""""""" Uncle San's enema.

Nothing like the US version. That's UK dew. Tastes totally different. It has that nice British flair of making it taste neutered and bland like every other British food/drink.

Syrupy drink that makes you infertile. Goes great with Doritos.

>litre
Makes sense, since britons are not savages who use bizarre and tribal measures like the volume of 40 paradise birds craniums or the weight of a tibetan homossexual peacock.

Carbonated citrus-flavoured sludge.

>whtsup chad dude tastes like durian jon clearner

At least Americans seem like they spell things phonetically instead of writing a word out like the name of some inner city niglet first grader.

>Ayo Litre, get yo lil black ass
over here, nigga

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>do you also "correct" people if they just say salt and don't specify the exact type of salt used?

kek

Scientifically forumulated, ideal for majority foods follow up max consumption.

Whoa, you sound obsessed, obese boy. What's the matter? Are you jealous that any british street has more history than your entire country? Or is that you can't stand beautiful victorian architecture, while you live in a prefabricated matchbox that tries to emulate greek pillars with pieces of wood?

>That's what I said! Sodium chloride!

Die uh beetus in a bottle

Nectar of the GODS

Bubbly sweet coins

the homosexual agenda: bottled and carbonated

Heavy lemon lime

How do you know how elephant sperm tastes like?

>He said, as he proceeded to defend his shitty little island with details that are irrelevant to the thread

*cringe*

Stock dew is mediocre, you need to get the code red addon to make it good.

But it's pretty smooth, in terms of soda, unlike Coke and Pepsi.

That's why you drink the can in 3 gulps. No time for it to lose that crisp citrus flavor.

It is a honey dew recipe you goddamn fucking idiot.

>code red
Opinion discarded

SODIUM CHLORIDE

Citrus drink.

diabetes

for me, it's throwback

Sugary piss

Fucking kek

Lime soda. Sweetened.

Citrus and piss

But I like the cherry flavor. It's the best I can get in Canada anyway, since Baja Blast doesn't exist here.

It taste like Mountain Dew.

>It’s ok HFCS is the exact same thing as sugar
I bet there are at lest two mobility scooters parked outside your home and they both have shart-stained seats.

7up is way better. its crisp, its clean, and its good mixing it with other sodas.

Obsession, McChicken, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, "do americans really __________?", and flavorings.

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Carbonated aftershave

Lemon + Lime + Orange
It's great, don't believe all the contrarian posters in this thread. I've never met a person in real life who claimed not to like it, that'd be like saying you hate the flavor of vanilla ice cream.

It's gamer fuel/emergency chaser flavored.

Staying up all night with friends in middle school
>tfw

citrus cola

Its been a euro a bottle for years here in Ireland with the same bottle of coca cola costing minimum 1.50

Its also has more sugar and less carbonation than any other soft drink on our market, making it dangerously chuggable, but that chugability is the main reason I occasionally get a bottle.

Mountain dew flavored

>not sucking elephant dick
What are you, gay?

tastes like extra sugary sprite to me

Explain why corn syrup is somehow worse than sugar.

They have spiked lemonade at taco Bell

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>Whoa, you sound obsessed, obese boy. What's the matter? Are you jealous that any british street has more history than your entire country? Or is that you can't stand beautiful victorian architecture, while you live in a prefabricated matchbox that tries to emulate greek pillars with pieces of wood?

Hahaha new pasta

Hitler did nothing wrong

Do I have to watch Rick and Morty to come up with posts as deep and thoughtful as this?

carbonated diabetic piss

Death.

Vaguely citrus, but heavily mellowed / sweetened by HFC.

Big slop of shit

>please write our next slogan for our upcoming ad campaign for free
>fucking 100 replies
Why is Veeky Forums so shitty?

green grape

Tea is literally boiled leaves

Beer is literally fermented grain

You can say anything bluntly to give a negative spin on it, how about you come up with something original?

Lemon lime gimmick

Sugary water from a steep, rocky terrain