Is Cliff right? Is sex and death the only two things worth writing about?

Is Cliff right? Is sex and death the only two things worth writing about?

What the fuck would this goober know about worth?

I unironically thought this exact same thing when I was around 19 years old. There's a book of literary criticism called "Sex & Death" which is pretty popular IIRC

That seems like a terribly edgy thing to say.
And how the fuck do sex and death equal life, that doesn't even make sense?

Its contrite and self fulfilling notion. People like to have sex and people are going to die, its literally impossible to have a story that doesn't contain either

>Impossible.

Writing about not having sex is still writing about sex

for sale:
baby shoes
cum covered

Oh shit, I guess you're right!

What about power

Power is the ability to control sex and death

People also like to eat and are going to poop, its literally impossible to have a story that doesn't contain either

That's the point, its easy to point to any great work and say "Look there's sex and death in it!"
Even when there's neither you can just say "Its in the subtext :^)"

Yes, and you would be a filthy liar.

cringe

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nah you need a bit with a dog. i assume that's why cliff's there.

I don't know

>death = life
lmao ok

I DONT KNOE MAN STOP ASKING STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS DESU DESI DESI

What about hatred and happiness

what about cake and lies?

I guess Borges is a hack then

i do not know that

Fpbp eat shit cliffy

He's such a fucking hack, as are Houllebecq and Bataille, the ones he stole the idea from.

>implying the original didn't implicitly contain both sex and death

>Freudian reduction

Corn father is coming. Prepare yourself

/ourguy/ is always right

please no, corn father

sex isn't worth writing about

please no, corn father

Post your best /Cliff/ memes.

Of course not. Why would you think that's true? Are you retarded?

what the fuck does this even mean

please no, corn father

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please no, corn father

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I don't know about you guys, but eating and sleeping play much more important roles in my life than sex and death. I could write a whole series of novels about food.

That fucking means more children, and children usually last more than you.

please no, corn father

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please no, corn father

please no, corn father

Well, one can argue that it alludes to death, obviously. To say that it alludes to sex just because it acknowledges the existence of a human being is moronic.

please no, corn father

please no, corn father

>for sale:
>baby shoes
>cum covered
t. Peter Sotos

just death actually

>Sex+Death=Life
>Sex=Life-Death
>Death=Life-Sex