Why not eat at Long John Silver's?

Why not eat at Long John Silver's?

I don't like fish.

last time i ate there everything on my tray was orange. hush puppies, fried fish, french fries, fried biscuit

its really unappealing. nasty, nasty place.

There is no source of fish within 1000 miles of me.
I don't trust fish out here.

That soup looks like a slop of shit.

I don't eat fast food anymore... :(

Interesting.

The motherfuckers have dried the fuck up around here. Nearest one is an hour away and it's in a real scary fucking part of town.

loved it as a kid, but the last few times i eaten there or at Captain D's it's been absolutely disgusting. either my tastes have changed, or it's one of those fast foods that are truly location dependent on how good they are.

>amerilard "fish and chips"

Shit is so incredibly bad for you, more than any other national fast food place. But god damn is it good when they make it right. That's another problem, they're usually poorly managed and employees don't give a FUCK.

Why is that?

>driving past a Long John's while headed home, gf and I don't want to cook
>figure it can't be that bad
>get some kind of fish/chicken platter with extra hush puppies and fries
The fish sucked, the chicken wasn't that bad and I liked the hush puppies. The little batter crumbs were pretty fucking good though. [spoiler]I felt so fucking fat just casually eating those. My gf teased me about it for a week. [/spoiler]

We're not gonna get it again. There's an Arby's and a Taco Bell right next to it. Better options with those. If we're not cooking, of course.

>get paid minimum wage or 20 cents more if you work extra hard
>wear a faggy plastic "navy" imitation hat
>wear a name tag
>when not doing cash register have to clean the shithouse
>welcome to long john silvers, may i take your order
>while smiling everytime

Because they all closed down around me.

good to see another saharafag on here

I can't remember the last thing I even thought about a Long John Silver's. Sorry, viral marketing intern.

The fuck up my order every single time.
There's 6 of them in the metro.
They all do it.
Even when I talk to them about it.
I'm always nice.
They must hate that.

A friend of mine used to work at one and once sent me a photo of the soda fountain, the underside of which was nearly caked in mold.
Fast food employees care very little about their job, and Long John's employees care even less than that.

What, why they don't give a fuck? It's food service. I've been there. Fuck it. What said

Why its bad for me?

because like almost every other customer service experience, black people have ruined it for me.

Lives in las vegas?

Everytime i eat there I get diarrhea. EVERY TIME.

>breaded and fried food is orange
Holy fucking shit

LJS is one of the last places to phase out cooking their menu items in trans-fat-laden oils as opposed to healthier alternatives, and their batter has comical levels of sodium and MSG.

Because Captain D's is better.

looks like absolute garbage. fried garbage. id rather eat a shoe.

no you wouldnt you faggot. i want to see a pic of you eating a shoe like within 10 minutes or you can fuck right off with your exaggerating gordon ramsey act.

for me, it's skipper's
non-PNWers will NEVER EVER know this feel

Can we please get fast food fish in canada

>skipper

I used to play with her, I had a crush on her

Id rather just go to a local fish house. hang out with the old folks

The fries are always extremely soggy. I eat them anyway though

I love their chicken and those crumbs of theirs

alberta wins again

They still exist?

This. I don't even know where one is.

Well I might but it could also be a Captain D's so I don't know.

my nigga

Do they still have the bell when you ring on the way out if you were satisfied ? I used to slam that shit kek.

How do i make their batter anons. I love that batter.

They sell battered fish but i want to batter chicken.

google "copycat long john silver recipe"

>goes to fast food place expecting to see colours other than fried food.......

I worked at LJS 15 years ago. Probably shortened my lifespan by at least a decade eating all that trans fat laden food every single day.

Honestly it's probably the worst place you can eat

>fried fish
>fried chicken
>fried onion rings
>mayonnaise and sugar coleslaw
>fried dough balls
>fried fries
>medium pepsi
>sugar mustard dipping sauce

god damn no wonder i got so fat