Be American

>tfw went to northern Michigan and got fresh fish and chips made with whitefish from the Great Lakes
Was literally one of the best things I've ever tasted

Its called a fish fry here and just about any restuarant within 25 miles of the ocean or great lakes has it on the menu.

>be midwestern
surrounded by Friday fish fries thanks to all the Lutheran immigrants

that place actually has decent hush puppies and fish and chips

Long John Silvers still exist

fuck that, I want some poutine.

Where can you get some nice poutine in the DC area?

>bar
>pub
>restuarant
In none of these places will you ever find decent "fish & chips".
If you don't have a proper dedicated range fryer, you simply cannot make either fish or chips that isn't some pale imitation.

Some restuarants might be able to do it, but that's a hell of a long shot as these things are like 10k+ (£) and the vast majority of them won't drop that kind of cash unless they're specialising in fried foods AND doing little else but fish and potato. And this is in the UK.
In the US virtually no-one is going to do that. And if they did they'd more likely use it for meats and fries, which need a higher temperature and wouldn't cook the fish/chips properly. And waiting for a range to heat/cool to the right temperature is time that isn't spent making food/money.

You're going to have to look for expats and other outliers, like:
>chipshopnyc.com/locations

Where do you live? Because there's real fish and chip places everywhere where I'm at (NorCal).

wonder if they do battered savs

Doubt it man, the best they could fumble up is a pluto pup, but i think they call them corndogs

Saveloys are shit tho. They're just bigger hotdogs with lower quality (if such a thing is possible).
They're mostly a London/South thing anyway, and they're welcome to keep the vile extrusions.

You want a skinned pork sausage for a proper chippy experience.
>pic related

Make it yourself you retarded americum

Enjoy your pork sword faggg

why cant there be enjoyment for both?

One is a straight dicking, the other at least looks like food

Yes, I agree. Saveloys look awful.

well I mean they're both pork sausages, just different styles of pork sausages

trad savs looked basically the same and were made with pork brains

Go to Walmart buy a frozen bag of fish, a bag of potatoes, bread crumbs, flour, milk, and eggs

Bread and fry your fish

Make potatoes into French Fries

How are you so retarded you can't find it?

There's literally nowhere in America where you can't get fish and chips, dumb larper.

>they're both pork sausages
You're comparing a sausage with a hotdog.
They're both techically made of pork, but they're very different things.
Sausages are made entirely from meat.
Saveloy includes a sizable percentage of offal.
>pork brains

>all these americans thinking fries are the same as chips

England has probably the worst fried potatos in the developed world

>England
>Developed world
Dedeveloped

Reveloped?

>fry some cod with batter
>fry potatoes cut in sticks

wa-la

>buy a filet o' fish
>buy some potato chips

wa la

it's voila moron.

this is bait

Yes you can. There are Irish pubs all over the goddamn country, and a fair amount of British ones too. So it's not served on the fucking street wrapped in old grimy newspaper by a toothless chimney sweep. Big fucking deal. You can get fish and chips here.

>newfags
sometimes they are entertaining... this is not one of those times

It's actually super disgusting and headache inducing

Yeah I know I'd sure travel far for a nice big slop of shit!

that's a musical instrument, dumbass

>that's a musical instrument, dumbass
>dumbass
>dumb bass

icwutudidthur

the best shop I got fish and chips from was Barberry fish & chips in Bicester. next to the co-op and a really good chinese takeout place.

every evening, the fish shop had a line snaking out the door. they even indulge you on extra salt and malt vinegar...

god I hate being american, because I miss fish & chips :(

That's a viola you fucking retard

Man there's a chip shop within walking distance of my house. Just down the sidewalk from the mcdonalds. Shame their phone always seems to be broken.
they've got some amazing fries and fish....and clams

As a portuguese, and therefore, from a country with fantastic fish, I was severely disappointed when trying fish and chips in London. Truly underwhelming.

>go to west coast
>travel to cucked soyboy bay area
>or in my opinion, somewhere in Monterey, i like Fisherman's Wharf
>get fish n chips
>?????
>profit
Also this

Theres this resturaunt in fort worth called zekes that has amazing fish and chips, just look around or make your own faggot, americans make the best fried food anyways

>If you don't have a proper dedicated range fryer, you simply cannot make either fish or chips that isn't some pale imitation.

Besides mass production, what does a big dedicated fryer add to the process that you can't get from a standard deep fryer like you find in every place that serves french fries/chips the world over?

>decent
That shit is fucking heroin and the batter gives me an orgasm

Are you in a flyover midwestern state? I live near the coast where there's a lot of seafood, and half the restaurants here serve fish and chips. Go to a costal/port city.

Also if any places around you serve "fish fry," it's pretty much the same thing as fish and chips.

In the upper midwest fish fry as its called is super common, pretty much every bar and restaurant offers it on fridays and its essentially the same thing as the british version but with better fries (and served with a side of rye bread and coleslaw)

Actually it was the German catholic immigrants that originally popularized the fish fry in the upper midwest with some help from the Irish and Polish Catholics. In the Lutheran Scandinavian communities in the far north the "fish boil" was more popular

There's around seven dedicated fish and chip shops in my American town. Fuck, my mother's uncle ran one back in the forties .

how? coasties have fish fry places galore, even retarded flyovers have fish from the great lakes
where in the us can you not get fried fish?

Probably just the west coast because they fear fried things and non-vegetable food

>>tfw went to northern Michigan and got fresh fish and chips made with whitefish from the Great Lakes
>Was literally one of the best things I've ever tasted
The best fish and chips wouldn't be made with lake fish, but rather halibut, and barring that pollack or haddock. Cod is traditional but it has some overfishing issues and subbed by other fish often.
Keep trying it, and look for a place that is doing halibut. The magic of great fish and chips is about it being right out of the fryer and the malt vinegar and cold beer. It's a marriage of flavors and textures.

>potatoes
>non-vegetable food
t. "educated" in some flyover shithole

Perch and Walleye while not traditional in England do make better fried fish, and are very common in places like Michigan and Wisconsin (though Cod and Haddock are also widely available there, usually the better lake fish are an extra dollar or so)

um, I was pretty obviously referring to the fish as not being a vegetable. Its hard to imagine how you possibly thought I was referring to the fries

>god I hate being american, because I miss fish & chips :(
There's like a zillion Irish-Americans and their fish and chips on menus. Missing British food? WTF. Said no American, ever.

Where is good fish and chips near SF bay?

> Cold beer
M8, this is britain. Warm beer, unless it's winter. Then, a nice cold cider chilled naturally by ambient temperatures being below zero.

> He doesn't know how fish grow

Make your own, faggot

Arizona Desert

no lakes or oceans around.

Arizona is the flyover of flyovers. It's just a fucking desert there.
All the tourist attractions are 'THIS IS A DESERT', or 'LOOK AT THIS BIG HOLE IN THE DESERT THAT'S STILL HERE BECAUSE NOTHING GROWS!'

The north part of the state is actually lush forest with lots of snow.
Also, Phoenix is the U.S's most populated state capital.

this, not just pubs but low tier restaurants as well

>Arizona Desert
It's the fucking Sonora Desert you human trash

I know, I fucking live here. Most people don't know that name though and it's easier for them if I refer to it as the AZ Desert.

Actually we do but given stupid treaties it doesn't work the way it in your little shit school run by fantasy land teachers that have never worked a day in their lives.

Also, it's Sonoran desert, not Sonora

>Phoenix is the U.S's most populated state capital.
Why is this possibly a good or even noteworthy thing?

yes you can, you moron

...

patrolling the mojave makes you almost wish for a nuclear winter

>mojave
>AZ
I think you mean sonoran if you're talking about AZ. The mojave is in CA and NV you fucking uneducated flyover. Were you homeschooled by evangelicals?

I'm not American however
>The Mojave Desert ( /moʊˈhɑːvi, mə-/,[5][6][7] mo-HAH-vee or mə-HAH-vee) is an arid rain-shadow desert and the driest desert in North America.[8] It is located in the southwestern United States, primarily within southeastern California and southern Nevada, and it occupies a total of 47,877 sq mi (124,000 km2). Very small areas also extend into Utah and Arizona.[9]

>not getting the reference

only real gaymers get the reference

Veeky Forums is filled with nothing but social media jackasses these days user. Sorry.

I spent 2 summers selling fish and chips out of a double decker bus. I had many people say it was the best fish and chips they have ever had.

pls dont associate New Vegas with the manchildren who play games that are for children

New Vegas is literally for manchildren though.

Manchildren don't play single player games

>games that are for children

So.... Every video game?

LOL a voila is a flower moron

its art

New Vegas is not suitable for children or even teenagers, which means its only suitable for adults.
chechmaet

Go to Long John Silver or Captain D's order a 2 Fried fish and french fry meal. Be sure to grabs some packets of Malt Vinegar before you leave. There you now have fish and chips enjoy.

Hundal Sahib in El Sobrante

The absolute states of /cuck/

I can get fish and chips at at least 10 different places around my small town area in Washington State.

It's very yummy.

>DC

Just drive north two hours, asshole.

>Not getting it

I've got a cross just for you.

What's two hours north of DC and has authentic poutine?