ITT food Gore/cringe thread

Buttmad ameribabs getting livid because some Youtube cook dissed their retarted fucking measurement system in his latest video.

>feels like summer
OPs pic related and his others are direct transplants out of /r/_foodgore.
He's a fucking tourist who starts these threads on leddit and then reposts his bullshit here.
You newfags defending him are naive cancer.

>tfw too intelligent for simpleton measurement system

what the fuck is r*ddit?

>t. Veeky Forums edgelord.

lol if you use reddit so much, then why don't you find OP's post? screenshot it then go back to fucking reddit

he did manage to fuck up a simple white loaf by volume four times. that's pretty fucking impressive.

>All these newfags who never fought in the meme wars

I envy the generation that knows no war.

Binging with Babish?

>tfw used Funnyjunk
>tfw we worshiped autocratic leaders before anybody else
it was awful, fuck that website

Thank you for your service, sir.

What was so bad about it?

Funnyjunk has been around for a long time, before Veeky Forums even. It used to be okay way back when but for the last 10 years it has been a cancer pit. I blame 9gag.

Personally I came here from YTMND.

Looks fine to me, way more suitable for a sandwich than his other loaf.

Personally I feel like a good crusty bread would be superior for eggs-in-a-basket, and people only usually use sandwich bread because it's easy.

I used to hang around newsgrounds, haven't been there in a long time.

What are people so angry about? That breads seems fine for French Toast. That's what he used it for, right?

>we all hate this guy, right guise? xxxDDD

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Not 9gag, Reddit. Funnyjunk hated 9gag too, but Reddit has infested it.

>hahahah look gais I hate this utube man too!!!! Do I fit in yet?!?!?

I'm from Newgrounds too, brother. It's much more generic. I don't think the big name animators/artists are around anymore, the forums are dead, the games are mediocre, the store closed, and the website's 65% adspace now.

I cant believe there are still people over 14 who think being a negative contrary douche makes them look cool or something. Like you have elite superior tastes or something retarded like that

You are older than 14.... right op?

I’m here way too much and I don’t know who he is. Looks kind of hipster douche to me, so I’ve probably skipped over the posts and threads. The bread looks pretty good, bu like the dude, it strikes me as douchey, if that can be applied to a loaf of bread. He should have used less dough so it would make a more appropriately sized and shaped slice of bread for a sandwich.

>sandwich bread

fucking americans

this is how a lot of old sites i used to frequent are. it's sad. sucks that those niche sites have been usurped by aggregator sites like reddit and facebook.

Are you incapable of articulating coherent thoughts?

obsessed
also everyone and their mothers shits on the imperial system. At least we don't use the buttfuck retarded "ground floor" system. Who starts counting things at 0?

>retarted
Must be one of those European keyboards with the 'd' and 't' right next to each other.

Bread that you make sandwiches with. Can't wait to hear what "'''""you europeans"""'" call sandwich bread.

just call them nidgy coodlers like the rest of the world, ameripoor

its just bread mate. you make a sandwich out of any bread

Some bread is obviously better for it. It's very normal to distinguish different kinds of bread by their purpose.

nah its just americans like to categorise and overly glamorise simple foods

Pullman loaf was kinda made for that purpose

He used it for Eggs in A Nest. Also, lots of people on here hate on him mostly because he's successful and a pretty good cook.

any youtube "chef" that makes their bread for EVERY recipe of theirs that involves breads just annoys me. no one else is going to make an entire loaf of bread for one recipe that involves a few slices. we're all just gonna go buy it. I can understand DOING a bread recipe, as a stand alone, but not when its one small part of a larger recipe.

If i want a bread recipe i go to someone that specialises in it.

He's just making it because he's innawoods and wants to work on his breadmaking skills

Necessary evil. Inside every disgusting reddit fag is an user trying to get out.

Semper Blinis

He lives in NYC.

>YTMND
>Newgrounds
I still play old games on Newgrounds sometimes, but fuck I miss being a kid and discovering my first memes(or fads as they were called back then) on YTMND

I found Veeky Forums from a shithole known as fark.
Which is crazy because I also lurked around somethingawful.

Remember when we blamed all of our raids on ebaumsworld because that site is, was, and always will be a shithole made by and for retards?
youtu.be/rkvDLuLtjNA

I know. But he's currently taking a 2 week vacation in Vermont in a cabin

he was in the middle of nowhere Vermont for this video

So you don't even specify. So you tell someone to go to the store and buy some bread, and they come back with a baguette or ciabatta or artisan loaf, and you smile smugly, despite having received the wrong sort of bread, because at least you didn't have to use the decidely American phrase "sandwich bread." Incredible.

Hahaha

Oh my god

fuck off, bread is bead, fuck you

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Im in the same boat. Then i realized they stole all their shit from imgur and so i started browsing imgur then i realized how fucking god awful imgur was and i still browse imgur just because i can sit in a chair and spam the right arrow key for new pics.

that bread is perfectly acceptable for a sandwich loaf. it's well-kneaded and proofed.

Hazarding a guess, but I assume that people is sperging over the fact that the bread has little to no crust.

>food gore thread
>no fucking pictures
>oldfags oldfagging
Jesus you faggots, it's like you don't even pay attention to what thread you're shitting up with you're old people stink. Post some fucking pictures or ban yourself faggots

Content, you fuckers heard of it?

Funny junk was invent in July of 2001 so no four Chan is older.
Fucking new fag.

Then again this isn't a porn board with a rule that you have to post 3-5 images. Might help with the board quality, what do I know

Oh haha clever

But really, what the fuck drives you faggots to shit up a food gore thread with 50 posts about old raids? Do you only survive off the fumes of your own flatus?

O B S E S S E D

These are obvious jokes.

>bread is bread
Oh, so you were falseflagging all along. Anyone with any sort of world view would realize what a stupid fucking statement that is.

Is it really that hard to find pictures to respond with, or are you all just too used to posting on traditional forums to even think of adding an image? You're on a god damn imageboard, use it!

Maybe you should go back to fucking Reddit if your so concerned about your stupid fucking "pictures"
Fuck you

You're just jealous of my
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Don't mind me citizens, just dumping

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>lelelelele look at me I'm mislabeling my trash-tier e-celeb threads so people with filters still HAVE to look at them!
REPORT
HIDE
IGNORE

>tfw too stupid for logic, modern and coherent system
>tfw must obey chaos caused by jewish masters

I actually don't see the problem here, I used to make these out of Fanta and vanilla ice cream, it needed a small amount of vanilla syrup but was pretty good.

We really need multiple threads bitching about this show?

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>living in a continent so shitty even Britain is trying to break off
You guys need to stop and realize your far left policies, and I'm not talking about measuring spoons, are going to get your peninsula sunk.

A lot of the world doesn't give a damn about your hold-hands bullshit and will take advantage of your naivety. You're trying to advance faster than society is allowing.

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I have a morbid curiosity about what this non-dairy "cheese" monstrosity is made of, what does it taste like? How can they get it to melt?

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It never ceases to amaze me just how contrarian this board is

>pasteurized process topping
oh lawd

I unironically love this guy. He used to be real big too, he got Veeky Forums and now he's doing what he wants, and Produces some great stuff

>now melts!
>now
their marketing team should be fired for that

>now melts
W..what did it do before

>Babish comes to Veeky Forums to try a more advanced form of swaying opinion
Sorry, you're an unlikable 2nd rate, shit chef. Go back to your subreddit. You're never gunna make us like you.

According to the 15 seconds I spent on google, it's Dollar Tree brand cheese, and it gained a reputation for not melting. Everyone who would ever buy it already knew it wouldn't met, so Dollar Tree had nothing to lose by telling that it does, in fact, now melt.

>Being this contrarian

>watching binging with reddit

>Who starts counting things at 0?