Webm thread

fuck this is a pointless video

can someone post some more webms like this one? checked, btw

why do people keep falling for that shit? Is this nine gag?

Patriotism

>reheating pizza

Cold pizza best pizza

well duh

pls no

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every time andrew zimmern eats these he insists you have to eat them scalding hot and burn your mouth

He has to be self aware of whats going on there.

i generally really don't have an issue with this guy but literally what the fuck is he doing here

Fuck you

Did saltroach have a stroke?

He slid his watch on the raw meat, what an idiot.

>all that fucking oil used for an already greasy pizza
>flipping it over when you can just put a lid over the pan, resulting in a crispier crust and no burnt cheese or toppings

Worse than some jack recipes.

it's raw af

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

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:)

I'm glad people are still posting this

I had heard this guy was okay? What gives?

I can't tell if that's actual CWC art work, or a flawless abstraction of the style with CWC as the subject. Absolute masterpiece.

He used to be doing it ironically but I don't know if he's too far down the rabbithole by now.

nah he's just turkish.

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>NO
amerifats do not really eat this

literally saw that coming form the edge of the universe

D-did the guy on fire die? Jesus Christ

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hmm that must be fuel... but how did it ignite?

and is that girl okay

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I would say unlikely since there is a lot of space inside so it would'nt hinder people coming to the rescue but we are talking about chinese people

>tastyballs

>open vid
>see ring
>close vid and port

Can we just get an archive thats posted in the op of all webm threads.

you forgot to post a webm

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Is there an attempt to summon me here?

pretty juicy crumb shot

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It's 'Saturn Devouring His Son' done in both the image and style of CWC. It is probably the greatest image I have ever seen.

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I'm old enough to remember when Subway did the "Bread Canyon" thing. I still don't get it.

STOP SEASONING YOUR ELBOW

>Korean Bjork

>and anotha

Throw the zlice of pizza in the fucking toaster oven and if you want the cheese melty, microwave for 20-30 second

microwave first then toaster oven
25 second each

He seems like the "you don't put ketchup on a hotdogs" if a local tells him not to type.

cute little spider :3
i hope he had fun

holy shit that got me

THAT'S HIS FOREARM

Usually okay with this guy but honestly just give me meat, cheese and grilled asparaguses separately instead of that.

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I'm amazed by this picture

is this what being proud of your country feels like?

am i a patriot?

>processed cheese
What in the ever loving fuck is he doing? Isn't he supposed to be some sort of professional?

yes, son.

*drives over flaming lady*

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No, she lived. In a way.
liveleak.com/view?i=120_1409802949

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He gets paid quality oil money to be a living meme and he's embracing it.

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Damn. That's terrible. I guess it's better than being dead though

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well ill be a monkey's uncle

This taste disgusting, and this is coming from a guy whos done this once.

here's my favorite webm of all time, I can't really explain why

>take pre-made fries and heat them up
This was never going to be good.

how does he get out?

The side.

EGG CHAD CANNOT BE STOPPED UNTIL ALL HIS EGGS ARE EATEN.

Every time. Fuck off.

>implying he doesn't sleep in the egg fortress

What the fuck is his problem?

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Underrated webm

>lives in his fucking walls
I want one