Mommy is going to do the weekly groceries tomorrow what should i ask for ?

vegan meat

Dinotendies

so far I've got:
Tendies
Vegan Tendies
i need more stuff pleas

mac and cheese
chez its
pork rinds
bubba burgers

You forgot dinotendies reeeee

dinotendies are for kids i am big

Marie Calenders pot pies. The 16oz ones

Vegetables, pasta, rice, pulses of some sort.

>you know what really is serious
>this dick
>lmaooo

YOU NEVER GET TO OLD FOR DINOTENDIES REEEEEE

Yeah, a big cunt

Ask her stop you frogposting.

more specifcly?

im feeling salads and sandwichs any ingrediens idea?

Go with her you autistic frog.

For vegetables, potatoes, tomatoes, onions, carrots I mean you can do shitloads with them. Maybe chuck in a lettuce for salad and some kind of dressing.

For sandwiches I dunno man, decide yourself. How about smoked mackerel, sumac, onion and tomato.

Had these for the first time last week. Holy shit they're huge but delicious. Better than Banquet.

smoked mackerel sounds good what kind of onions?

tell her to get something nice to wear for when I come over and fuck her so good with this big ass horse cock and nut all deep in her pussy and then rub your face in her cummy pussy, momcucked!

samwiches:
sourdough bread
deli turkey or chicken
provolone, swiss, or american cheese
claussen pickles
dijon mustard

Normal white onions, but soak them in water for a while to remove the acridness. Or go red onion, your fuckin choice.

Just FYI, horseradish goes really well with smoked mackerel.

I'll get both then
thanks

If you eat mackerel with horseradish, does it count as surf and turf?

Sure why not, if it makes you feel fancier.

String cheese, chipped ham, spicy mustard, sourdough pretzels, sunflower seeds, ruffles chips, heluva good dip, Keebler fudge stripe cookies, turkey jerky, ginger ale, 2 rings of kielbasa and 3 gallons of bottom shelf vodka