>talking about drinks with an American
>''dude that's a girl drink bro''
>''dude you gotta drink this bro, it's real manly''
>''woah, you drink x? that's gay bro''
Holy shit just drink whatever you like. Doesn't it get exhausting going along with this sort of social conditioning? Isn't doing it with clothes and cars enough? Why do drinks and foods have to be subjected to it too? It's just incredibly bizarre, insecure, posturing behaviour
>he drinks literal poison for recreation
Most of the drinks American college dudes drink anyway are girly as fuck. Oh, cheapass rum or vodka or bourbon with a sugary mixer? Whiskey liqueurs that taste like candy? Great. How manly.
>OP has recently been ridiculed for drinking Angry Orchard
>talking to am*ricans
whats wrong with you?
>he breathes literal rocket fuel for survival
But wine *is* for girls and middle aged soccer moms. It's 2017 we have IPA now, are you a fucking faggot or something? Hey guys this fucking faggot thinks he's better than us.
For fucks sake, are you a little boy who you must watch what he drinks so that other boys won't judge him?
I'm a man and I don't need to prove anything to anyone - I drink what I want. I watch whichever movies I want. I do what I want, and if you're so unsure about your masculinity that you base your choices on how "manly" something is, you're too sissy to tell me what I can and what I can not.
Them bitches GOOD though.
I wish it were drier and less sweet, but it's available everywhere and isn't the worst cider I've ever had.
>Holy shit just drink whatever you like
>OP says this while whining in a thread
Jesus Christ just get over it you whiny Eurofag
>whatever you like.
>unaware that your likes are determined by social conditioning
yea and you are free to choose how you live lel
also this
>another thread about American made by a Europoor
if you drink out of red solo cups past the age of 22, you're probably a scumbag
So, what girly drink were you drinking?
OP works for Smirnoff and is trying to pump up sales for that fruity flavored garbage they sell in 6-packs.
I drink bourbon.
Also this.
Fuck you I'm not washing all those dishes after a party.
they have a less sweet version
>party
fuck off normie
>going to a frat party or dive bar
>discussing drinks with people and getting shit on for it
Your fault OP, no one gives a shit what you drink unless you start trying to talk about it dumbly or to an obvious hipster
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
As a bartender I will always judge a man if he is drinking malibu rum and anything.
>go drinking with friends from Europe in japan
>get some drink that is 9% and is like 165 yen a can
>"Whoa user what are you drinking that stuff is absolute garbabge!"
>just tastes like a overly carbonated gin and soda drink
>Explain I won't care after the 3rd or 4th one and still have more money end game
>"you americans are so weird"
That's a class thing. The lower and lower middle classes in America still cling to a number of antique blue collar prejudices about what is and isn't manly. The further you go up the socioeconomic ladder the less of this you see.
Just drink whatever the hell you want man, good on you. The americans I've known were decent people, only weird thing I've seen them do is eating a sandwich with potato chips
Had more of an issue with people overseas doing this instead of people in the US unless I go to a hipster microbrew.
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This happens it's just rare
What do you eat your sandwiches with?
I just eat the sandwich? If you're just making a nice sandwich at home you don't really need sides do you? Don't know if it's a cultural thing but no one does it here.
All beer is baby drinks. Drink high level shit or go home.
t. alcoholic with stage 3 cirrhosis
The problem with malibu rum isn't that it's a girl drink, it's that it tastes like shit.
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but i like the taste
Fuck you, I only drink things so people will think I'm cool
I used to drink sugary drinks but they turn my stomach now
I can only drink straight liquor chased with water, and no dark beers
I agree, drinking culture is fucking retarded. Pretty glad I got through college without having to associate with any alcoholic degenerates.
suntory strongs are bomb as fuck and everyone in japan drinks them
>they drink hypnotiq on the rocks
I'm an American and have never been in this position. Probably because I don't hang out at frats, or maybe because I'm not a massive pussy. One of the two.
>I'm an American and have never been in this position.
Ne neither, but it is a thing for some. Some of it is socioeconomic, as I stated earlier itt. Blue collar views of masculinity are more rigid than those of more educated/affluent people. But regionalism probably plays a part, too. I know in the Midwest there's a lot of pressure to be a "regular guy". That conformist pressure extends to what you eat and drink. In the South they tend to take a dim view of anything associated with coastal elites.
There's probably a generational element to it as well. Millennials seem to give less of a fuck about this shit than previous generations.
>>''dude you gotta drink this bro, it's real manly''
where you on a porn set, OP? Your Euro is showing
>never mention the fact that I don't eat meat unless I have to
>everybody orders a meat dish except me
>"Dude, where's the meat?!"
>"Oh, I'm a pescatarian"
>"But dude, MEAT GOOD xD"
>never mention the fact that I don't eat meat unless I have to
You see the problem with posting this right
fish have feelings too, you know.
>I don't eat meat
>"Oh, I'm a pescatarian"
GUESS WHAT FISH ARE MADE OUT OF
Fish?